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Tell me an interesting story in English, 150 to 200 words
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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering . "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
They are brought directly from the United States
A Chinese Not long after the old woman returned from visiting her daughter in the United States, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter had given her. At the bank counter, the bank clerk carefully checked each banknote to see if it was counterfeit.
This approach made the old woman very impatient, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Believe me, sir, and please believe these banknotes. These are real U.S. dollars, and they are imported directly from the United States." "Brought."
The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh, " was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
A Stingy Man's Treat
A notorious stingy man finally decided to treat himself to a treat. . When explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said: "You go up to the fifth floor, look for the middle door, and then use your elbow to ring the doorbell. When the door opens, use your feet to push the door open."
"Why use my elbows and feet?"
"You have to use both hands to carry the gift. God, you don't come empty-handed, do you?" replied the miser .
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor" she rushed He said loudly after entering the house.
"I want you to tell me frankly what disease I have."
He looked at her from head to toe, and then said loudly: "Madam, I have three things to say. You say. First, you need to lose about 50 pounds. Second, if you were to use a tenth of the rouge and lipstick, your beauty would change. Third, I'm a painter - a doctor. Live downstairs."
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