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A one-sentence joke (less than 20 words)

The real slip of the tongue:

I bought sorbet, and I ate it, alas! It burned me to death!

Stewardess: "The toilet is descending. Please fasten your seat belt. "

The doctor is doing an operation. One of them said, "He has a serious cerebral hemorrhage. Please seal the other wounds first and then take a hammer. "

The child is sleeping, and the father is playing computer alone. His colleagues invited him out for a drink. He said, "No, I'm hitting someone!" "