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Heart-warming little routine dialogue

1. Send my name to your household registration book. How many days will it take to arrive?

2. I miss you very much at this time, please take care of yourself for me.

3. No matter how many times I type your name, it doesn’t take much effort, because the input method already knows you.

4. The earth is still spinning, the world is still fickle, and I will always love you. .

5. For you, no matter whether it is good or bad, it will not change.

6. Damn, I can’t remember any other place without you.

7. I just don’t want to give anyone a chance to be with you!!

8. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old granny.

9. Once you are connected to my home wifi, you become a member of my family.

10. The rose is yours; the chocolate is yours; the diamond ring is yours; you are mine.

11. Man: Can you do me a favor? Only you can help me! Woman: What's the favor? Man: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much!

12. Man: Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses and you can help me raise them for a few days.

13. You are the gift that I have been waiting for half my life to open.

14.Why are you so short? Because I have always been mini!

15. If someone asks you if I can chase you, then ask me if I can run.

16. I want to touch your heart, just like you touched mine.

17. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

18. I want to eat, but I can’t eat without you.

19. I can’t tell you what’s good about you. Anyway, you are the reason why I don’t love others.

20. I have something I want to talk to you about. What are we talking about? About love.

21. I’ve gained weight recently, and it’s all your fault. Why? Because you are so sweet.

22. Do you like sweets? - No. -Then why are you so sweet?

23. Do you like sweets? -Yes. -No wonder you are so sweet.

24. Pork, beef, mutton. Do you know which meat I like? I don’t know. I like your piece of meat.

25. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. The fault is on your side.

26. Was there an earthquake just now? No, then why was my heart shocked when I saw you?

27. Think clearly before you talk to me. I’m not thinking clearly. I’m thinking of you.

28. Do you want to get a dog? What kind of dog? A single one

29. Can you watch your steps more carefully in the future? It must hit my heart.

30. You are so perfect, but you have one flaw. What's the disadvantage? My shortcomings

31. Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunkest easily? Yours is forever

32. Do you know what fruit I like to eat the most? You pistachio

33. Do you know which god I like best? The look in your eyes

34. Why haven’t I ordered anything yet? Our future

35. The only thing I want from my boyfriend is you

36. I tell you how to lose two pounds in one week. Okay, how to reduce it? Put your heart in mine.

37. Can I kiss you? shameless. Then kiss.

38. I must have eaten too much salt. ah? Otherwise, why would I always miss you so much~!

39. We both may have been hit by an arrow. ah? Cupid's arrow.

40. Should we go drinking? What kind of wine should we drink for our wedding?

41. How about we exchange gifts together? OK.

Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

42. I am missing one necessities of life. What is missing? You

43. My blood sugar is low. Say something sweet to me quickly. Sultry dialogue routines

1. How can I kiss you secretly in the dark without breaking your lamp?

2. When I sleep in spring, I don’t realize how good the person is everywhere.

3. For you, no matter whether it is cloudy or sunny, it will not change.

4. Let me tell you a story. It’s a long story, so I’ll make it short. I miss you.

5. Once you and I have eaten together, we are considered a family

6. I just wish I could meet you wherever I go

7. It's raining really hard today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you

8. Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to kiss me

9. I'm surprised to see your bones, it's time to fall in love with me Good material

10. Being cute is not a long-term solution, being cute is a long-term solution

11. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you can be my girlfriend

12. Let’s chat during the long night with no intention of sleeping

13. What is the name of a door made of wood? A wooden door made of iron

14. If you lose me, I will be someone else’s little princess. .

15. Can you wash something for me? You like me

16. Can you tell me what time it is now? 12 o'clock is wrong. You have to love me more

17. When you are thin, you are in my heart, but when you are fat, you are in my heart. It's stuck inside and can't come out

18. Who do you belong to? You belong to me

19. What season do you like? I like the season when you are there

20. If you are so cute and blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will not return it

21. Do you know what quilt you should wear in winter? Cover it with you, my baby

22. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the tree, but you live in my heart

23. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What are your shortcomings? 24. I am the one who has accompanied you through your youth. Serious once in a lifetime.

25. If your ex-girlfriend and your current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

26. If I don’t like you, just fall in love with me.

27. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 minutes are spent thinking about you

28. There are 100 ways to be sweet, eating candies and cakes, and thinking about you 98 times ! !

29. I like you without permission. I’m sorry, I did it on purpose.

30. I am very reliable in everything I do. One less kiss from you.

31. My hand was cut, you cut it too, so we are a couple

32. I saw that you can’t even pronounce all 26 English letters. Why ABCDEFGHI LOVE U

33. I have tolerated you for a long time! So what do you want? I still want to tolerate you forever.

34. I am very attentive to you, but I like you very much.

35. I hope you can be a girl, always pregnant, with poems in your heart and cream on your face.

36. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won’t let me put it in the box.

37. Why aren’t you sleeping yet? I miss you and can’t sleep.

38. As long as you remember me, I don’t mind if the whole world forgets me.

Confession routine dialogue

1. Let me tell you some bad news. What bad news? My thoughts about you are no longer simple

2. Every time I go through the security check, I always have trouble getting through. They say I have you in my heart

3. Do you like cats or dogs?

4. Do you want to get a dog? What kind of dog? A single one

5. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweeter since you came out

6. You look very much like one of my relatives. Who does it look like? My mother’s son-in-law

7. Do you know what the difference is when you drink the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart

8. Do you know the best way to eat this dish? Do you want to eat it hot? I’ll feed it to you

9. Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It’s the day I fell in love with you

10. The only thing I want from my boyfriend is you

11. What’s the one necessities I’m missing? You

12. What kind of noodles do I want to eat in your heart?

13. When I meet you, I have never eaten candy. Why are you too sweet?

14. When eating barbecue, should you consider seafood or barbecue first?

15. Can you help me wash my things later? Okay, what should I wash? Like me.

16. There is nothing to talk about with someone like you, except falling in love.

17. Man: Can you do me a favor? Only you can help me! Woman: What's the favor? Man: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much!

18. Male: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me to write down your phone number. Woman: Yes. Man: Tell me, what’s your phone number?

19. Man: Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses and you can help me raise them for a few days.

20. Man: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes. Man: I also have fifty cents. Let’s join together.

21. Man: Let’s talk. Woman: Let’s talk. What? Man: Falling in love

22. Your lips are very beautiful, suitable for saying you love me and more suitable for kissing me

23. Can you play the guitar? If not, then why can you play the guitar? My heartstrings

24. You are very good at pinching dolls. It's not great. Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

25. Just have fun. Why should I have fun secretly? Because I love you.

26. When are you busy enough to marry me?

27. You are Feng'er, I am Sha, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am brush

28. You are too heavy, but I can’t take it away from my heart

29. Where are you now? At home, you are in my mind now

30. Do you know what kind of candy is the sweetest? What kind of candy is our wedding candy

31. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have.

32. Our friendship has come to an end, because I want to fall in love with you

33. I want to go get some things, please wait a moment, I will marry you

34. I want to eat, but I can’t eat without you.

35. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? I will buy you wholeheartedly

36. I am a little afraid of you because I am afraid of my wife

37. I have something I want to talk to you about. What are we talking about? About love.

38. Do you like sweets? - No. -Then why are you so sweet?

39. Do you like sweets? -Yes. -No wonder you are so sweet.

40. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my rich sugar

41. Do you know why I have become a vegetarian recently? Why is it because you are my food? Confession Routine dialogue

1. Write down the immediate pinyin of what I want to say to you.

2. Send my name to your household registration book. How many days will it take to arrive?

3. Guess where my heart is? Definitely on the left. Wrong, on your side.

4. The spring breeze is ten miles away, it is better to be together than us

5. The spring water is just born, the spring forest is blooming, the spring breeze is ten miles away, it is worse than you. The leaves fall in the autumn wind, the autumn rain continues, and I feel sad about autumn, just for you.

6. The elephant’s trunk, the panda’s eye circles, the bird’s wings, the snail’s shell, my you.

7. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow into my face one day.

8. I always want to peek at you when I’m hungry, probably because you’re pretty and delicious.

9. Brother, did you drop this brick?

10. Let me tell you a story. It’s a long story, so I’ll make it short. I miss you.

11. What advice can I give you in life? I suggest you stay with me

12. Being cute is not a long-term solution, being cute is a long-term solution

13. If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you can be my girlfriend

14. It’s great to see you soon. Where? In my dream.

15. Girl, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!

16. Guess what uniform I like, I will be uniformed by you

17. Can you help me wash something? You like me

18. Didn’t your mother teach you courtesy? I like you, so you have to be with me

19. You are a cute boy and I am cute

20. When you are thin, you are in my heart, and when you are fat, you are in my heart. I’m stuck and can’t get out

21. Who do you belong to? You belong to me

22. What season do you like? I like the season with you

23. Do you believe in love at first sight? How about I pass by you again?

24. Why are you so short? Because I have always been mini!

25. If you are so cute and blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will not return it.

26. You are so sweet. I haven’t eaten candy since I met you.

27. Do you know which wine is the best? Forever and ever

28. Do you know why I grow so tall? Why do I hold you up when the sky falls?

29. Do you know what I like? The look in your eyes

30. If I could turn back time, I still hope to grasp the warmth of your hand.

31. If the trick got to you, I’m really sorry, I did it on purpose.

32. I scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all of which said I love you.

33. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What is the problem? There is no your phone number in it.

34. Can I call you you? This way I can keep you in mind

35. I am actually a very conscientious bad person. For example, regarding the matter of loving you, I have only planned every possible way against you in my life

36 .I'm a little scared of you. Afraid of you stealing my heart.

37. I allow you to enter my world, but I don’t allow you to walk around in it.

38. I always do things with a 3-minute passion. But I have loved you for a long, long time

39. Only when I met you did I realize that life is short and sweet is long

40. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear Doomed

41. This is a pencil, this is a pen, you are my baby

42. This is the palm of my hand, this is my heart, you are my little sweetheart

43. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, you are my little happiness

44. This is the dumbbell, this is the barbell, you are the elf who fell into the world

45. Do you know the difference between Tang Seng and me? If he learns from me, I will marry you.