Jokes that everyone likes

1. It is said that a woman is a book. Judging from your figure, it should be a bound volume.

2. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

3. Money is not everything, it is

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nineteen Yes, the only thing left is the inability to feel the pain of poverty.

4. If you like someone, you must confess it. If you don’t get rejected, you will really think that you are a heartthrob.

5. Working overtime makes me miserable every year. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime without getting paid. I get scolded every day for no reason.

6. The so-called tomboys just don’t look confident. Any beautiful girl who is a bit manly is called a goddess.

7. There must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that the most they can do is be friends with me.

8. On the way to school, I struggled. In fact, I know that I am very smart, but my IQ is slightly lower.

9. Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success? Open the shopping cart, clear the order, and the payment is successful.

10. If I hadn’t been able to defeat you, would I have tolerated you until now? I have fallen out with you a long time ago.

11. Living tiredly is because you have extra things in your heart, which is the same as eating too much.

12. Promises are like women saying they want to lose weight. They often say it but it is difficult to keep it. Everything is false.

13. We are all adults. There is no need to quarrel if we don’t like each other. We can just stay away from each other until we die.

14. What happened to the female man? People say that daughters are the caring little cotton-padded jackets of their parents. I am my parents’ body armor.

15. Suddenly I remembered that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears and burst into tears.

16. I can’t get a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? Don't be stupid, other people's requirements are too high.

Seventeen. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops. You can watch me eat one lollipop, and I can eat the other lollipop to show you.

18. The person riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the person with wings is not necessarily an angel, sometimes it is a birdman.

19. There is only one situation where a woman will not think you are playing games for too long: when she is putting on makeup.

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Ten. Today’s friends don’t care whether you fly high or not, and they don’t care whether you are tired from flying. They only care about where you are flying and whether they can help you with shopping. .

Twenty-one. When I feel sad, I open my wallet, but there is nothing in it. Balanced, at least I still have a wallet, but there is nothing in the wallet.

Twenty-two. When you are busy, you feel that you lack nothing, but when you are free, you realize that you have nothing.

Twenty-three. I think I can be a love counselor: with my many years of relationship experience, as long as you do the opposite of what I say, you will definitely succeed.

Twenty-four. Ever since my parents learned to play WeChat. I stopped being pretentious, I stopped being sentimental, I stopped showing affection, I stopped wearing revealing clothes to take photos, and my whole person was full of positive energy.