Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures

It's a long story since the Tang Priest and his disciples returned to the West. The Tang Priest sighed at the Western Heaven: "The glorious task assigned by the superior has finally been completed. Eighty-one is difficult, one is not much, and one is not little. The following is a joke story I compiled about Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures. Welcome to refer to!

In The Journey to the West, Tang abhorred that the four men had gone to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Is it really to hone them, as Buddha said? I don't think so. If you look at their identity and background, you will understand that this is actually just a cover-up, hiding some ulterior secrets. I'm afraid only Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty really kept in the dark!

Let's start with Tang Sanzang. Tang Sanzang was originally reincarnated as the Tathagata's disciple Jin Chan. Although I did something wrong, I was a big disciple of the Tathagata Buddha after all. Besides, it didn't take long for the Tathagata Buddha to have compassion, so he had a little magic dream. So there was the story that Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty and Tang Sanzang met in Baima Temple, and Tang Sanzang was ordered to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Speaking of the Monkey King, it is recorded in Journey to the West that the Monkey King was born a stone monkey without parents, but I am curious why a monkey grows in the stone! Even if you absorb the essence of the sun and moon and have spirituality, you must jump out of a stone monster! Of course it's not that simple. The Monkey King has father and mother, but who are his parents? The Buddha is the father and the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea is the mother. However, both of them are high-level Buddhists, and their influence is very bad. So when Guanyin Bodhisattva gave birth to the Monkey King, they were blown into stone monkeys by the Tathagata. Although they are relatively secretive, they are known to Bodhi, the pursuer of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea. Bodhi was so obsessed with Guanyin that he did everything without hesitation. Entrusted by Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Bodhi founder taught the Monkey King the skills. Later, the Bodhi founder who was arrested in the Monkey King made a scene saved the Monkey King with his own life. Later, no one in the celestial world could rival the Monkey King. The Jade Emperor was furious and invited the Tathagata to smash it into dust. Unfortunately, the Jade Emperor didn't know that they were father and son. How could I kill my own son? However, his son could not convince the public without punishment, so he was crushed under Wuzhishan for 500 years. When hundreds of years later, everyone forgot this.

Let's talk about Pig Bajie again. As we all know, Pig Bajie was originally a hundred thousand elite soldiers in charge of Tianhe by Marshal Tian Peng, but he was demoted to the world because he was drunk and molested Chang 'e. It stands to reason that a guy with a criminal record like Pig Bajie can also be demoted! Of course, there is a reason. Everyone knows that heaven is surrounded by Tianhe, and the water of Tianhe is weak. It is said that no one can cross the bridge except Zhu Bajie, but where there is a bridge, only four gates are heavily guarded. What does this have to do with Pig Bajie? Of course, there is a good saying, how can a successful person like the Jade Emperor tolerate such a thing as a big harem with only the Queen Mother? Look at the emperors on earth. The harem is not as beautiful as a cloud. How enviable. Later, after seeing Chang 'e, I began to spend a lot of time, but the problem was that the jade emperor couldn't get out of the sky if he had nothing to do, and Chang 'e couldn't get in if he had nothing to do. what can I do? At this time, the first pet in heaven, Taibai Venus, appeared, which made sense. After seeing the signs, she recommended Pig Bajie to the Jade Emperor. In this way, Pig Bajie, who always wanted to hug his thighs, became a bridge between the Jade Emperor and Chang 'e, such as sending him on a date and delivering letters. After a long time, Pig Bajie began to get cows under the care of the Jade Emperor, and even got carried away. It's not that one day after getting drunk, Pig Bajie thinks that you are married. It is said that the drunken hero Zhu Bajie once molested Chang 'e. Of course, Chang 'e quit. It doesn't matter if your master is rich and powerful, but isn't it too mean that you want to get your hands on me when you look at the gate? After complaining to the jade emperor, the jade emperor was furious and dared to touch my girl. It seems that he doesn't want to mix up, so he sent heavenly soldiers to catch Pig Bajie. The happiest thing about this is the empress dowager. She has long known about the affair between the Jade Emperor and Chang 'e, but she has been forbearing because of face problems. Now Pig Bajie is out of luck. Of course, when she falls, the Jade Emperor will send him directly to death row. Pig eight quit to see this battle, is the rhythm of killing him! Of course, he refused to give in easily. After spending so long in heaven, he still has some loyal friends. After some efforts, Zhu Bajie's letter was successfully delivered to the jade emperor, who panicked and regretted it. It turns out that Pig Bajie has evidence of an affair between the jade emperor and Chang 'e, and without Pig Bajie, the jade emperor can't get out of heaven, how can he date Chang 'e and get married with the mm of heaven? Unfortunately, it is too late to regret. After careful consideration, the Jade Emperor went to the Heavenly Prison overnight to see Pig Bajie. After the two were honest, Pig Bajie said that he still wanted to hang out in heaven. The jade emperor told him directly that it was impossible. Nonsense, this matter spread all over the heaven with the help of the queen mother, even if the jade emperor wanted to suppress it! After some hard bargaining, the two reached a * * * knowledge, that is, Zhu Bajie agreed to be laid down on earth, but he must keep his mana. N years later, the Jade Emperor must find a way to make Pig Bajie go to heaven again. This is why on the way to the Western Heaven, only Pig Bajie is lazy. When encountering setbacks, he always has the confidence to break up fearlessly. In the words of now, this time I have someone above to protect me. I will have another time.

Besides, Friar Sand hated the son of an ordinary river demon, but he chose him on his way to the Western Heaven? There is also a reason for this. Friar Sand is ordinary, but it is good for Lao Zi. It is said that Lao Tzu didn't save a fairy in Buddhism, but Lao Tzu was lucky enough to be hated by the sand before he turned into a figure. People were saved, but Lao Tzu, who was hated by Sha, died, and the immortal naturally owed a big favor.

When the immortal heard that he was going to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, he tried his best to engage in some activities in secret when he began to select players. However, the official position was not big, and finally he was given a role to shoulder the heavy burden, and then he was advised to go to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures honestly and not to make mistakes. If you miss an opportunity once, you can't come again, and he repeatedly warned the former masters that they all have strong backgrounds and remember not to mess with them. This is why Shahi always does what he is told to do on his way to the western paradise. When there was a problem within the team, he had to intervene. Alas, the opportunity is rare and not easy!

Finally, Bai, according to official records, Bai was the third prince of the West Sea Dragon King, who violated the dogma by setting fire to the pearls given by the Jade Emperor. Later, he was spared the death penalty because of the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea, and was exiled to Sheshan to wait for the Tang Priest to learn from him. Later, I ate the white horse that Tang Priest rode by mistake, and was inspired by the Bodhisattva to turn it into a white horse dragon, converted to Buddhism, and took Tang Priest to learn from the West. However, I think these are a bit grandiose and mysterious, because some things are just too perfect to be true. For example, we know that several second-generation ancestors have to travel far away. Will they choose popular cars? Of course it won't happen again. Mercedes-Benz BMW is not. But this white is a living thing that can think, unlike a car that won't go wrong as long as the steering wheel is good, so it has to go through a lot of trouble.

Finally, let's analyze why there are monsters everywhere on the way to learn from the West. How do you know that eating Tang seng meat can make you live forever? It is puzzling that those monsters are not hundreds of thousands of years old. They are no longer dead, so why take a big risk to eat the Tang monk's meat? Of course it's made by Venus Taibai. The Monkey King was courted by Taibai Venus twice, which also carried out this idea. As a result, I won face every time, which made Taibai Venus lose face in front of colleagues. So when Taibai Venus knew that the Monkey King was about to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, all kinds of bad thoughts came out. Taibai Venus made a desertion by going to the mortal world on business, and spread the journey of learning from the Western Heaven to the demon world. And lied that eating Tang monk meat can greatly improve the skill of dozens of times, so that those powerful monsters can't sit still. They cleverly fabricated a fake news that eating Tang seng meat can live forever, and others followed suit. They all naively thought that only they knew the secret that eating Tang monk meat could greatly increase their skills, and then there was a scuffle. Dozens of monsters who finally won, according to their preferences and status, chose a piece of their own territory and waited for him on the way to learn from Tang Priest and his disciples.