People's Education Press: Grade Five Mathematics

Statisticians

A statistician who has never taken care of his children reluctantly agreed to take care of four young and active children when his wife went shopping on Saturday afternoon. When his wife came home, he handed her a note that read:

"Wipe tears 1 1 time; Tie shoelaces 15 times; Blow toy balloons for each child five times, and the average life of each balloon is 10 second; Warning children not to cross the road 26 times; The child insisted on crossing the road 26 times; I want to do it again on Saturday. "

Math jokes-a little more than him

Dad: "Daming got ninety-five points in this math exam. Xiao Ming, how many points did you get in the exam? "

Xiaoming: "I am a little more than Daming."

Dad: "Did you get 96 or 97?"

Xiao Ming: "No, I got 9.5 points."

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Once upon a time, there was a rich boy who was very ignorant. Once, his parents went on a business trip and left him in the care of the chef. The chef asked him, "Is it enough for me to make you two steamed buns for three meals a day?" He said sadly, "Not enough, not enough!" The chef asked again, "How about I make you six a day?" He immediately said with joy, "That's enough! Enough! "

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The teacher asked the students, "What is six times nine? '

"54。"

"That's right. What about 9 times 6? "

"45。"

"......"

time

In a math class, the teacher asked the students, "Who can ask a question about time?" As soon as the voice fell, a student raised his hand and stood up and asked, "Teacher, when is school over?"

Don't know numbers

On the fruit stand: 4 yuan, 1 kg, 10 yuan, 3 kg.

Xiao Ming said to his mother, "Buy it quickly! This pear seller doesn't know how to count. 3 kg should be 12 yuan.

calculator

In the examination room of the math exam, students use calculators to calculate various problems. At this moment, a sudden exclamation came from a corner of the examination room: "God, how did I bring the remote control home?"

There are too many mathematical symbols, so symbols are often used in non-mathematical operations, such as+,-,×, ⊙, =, >,

Introduction of famous mathematicians

2. Ask some interesting questions with answers.

The chicken and the rabbit are in the same cage (which is very popular)

I wrote so much for this 10. Give it to me.