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What kind of experience is it to be a female orthopedic doctor?

When I was in college, someone always told me that girls should change careers and stop doing orthopedics, which is not suitable for girls. At that time, I was not convinced and wanted to work on the operating table. At that time, I couldn't get rid of the handsome director of cardiac surgery who rushed to the operating table in medical drama's The Doctor is Kind. After graduation, he joined an orthopedic hospital in Zhejiang and left after two and a half years. During the period, I worked with dozens of male orthopedic doctors (I am the only female doctor in the hospital), and I felt rougher and rougher ... During the year of microsurgery, I faced bloody fingers every day, and sometimes I was hungry for emergency treatment. When my blood meets normal saline, it really smells like fish. I wear a mask to suppress the churning in my stomach. Almost every time I leave work, I come to emergency surgery. A replantation operation takes five or six hours, and it takes another day to fall asleep for an hour until dawn. Sometimes I fall asleep with a toothbrush in my mouth when I brush my teeth after work late at night. Then I went to spinal surgery. I stand from 0: 00 in the morning to 7: 00 in the evening every day, wearing a lead leather coat weighing dozens of pounds. I was soaked to the skin when I took off my surgical gown. Once during my period, I stood numb in an air-conditioned room, but I didn't know my pants were wet ... I couldn't lower my head every day, feeling that my neutrophils died under the electroosmosis machine. Nurses don't have time to introduce urine to male patients ... I have introduced urine to dozens of buddies back and forth, lying on the operating room floor for a while when the anesthesiologist anesthetized 10 kilograms, and carrying the patient with his thigh like a boy (saying that one leg was really heavy after anesthesia). When I was on duty late at night, I encountered a medical trouble, explained in the corridor wearing short-sleeved surgical gowns, and waited for the security guard to come ... The pressure was too great, and I suddenly gained dozens of pounds. I was so thirsty that I went to the bathroom several times to drink tap water between operations. Later, I was tired, got an immune disease, and left Zhejiang without regret. No road is a white experience, but people don't want to go back to the orthopedic clinic. Girls should look like girls. It seems more important to have the right to participate in life than to fight with boys. At least, it takes more than just boys to be excellent in this field. Once I asked my best friend, I said, is that female coach in your driving school beautiful? My best friend said that a woman who can do men's work can be beautiful, and she must look like a man. I was petrified in an instant, and my best friend was in no mood to listen. I slept very well before operation in noisy environment. I can sleep in Zhong Zhen. I am 183, weighing 95kg. This is the background. In recent days, I was hospitalized in Qilu Hospital of Jinan for meniscus repair of knee joint. There are about twenty doctors in the doctor's office from the director down, all of whom are men. Most of them are about my height, and the shortest one is not less than 175. Of course, most of them are not as big as me Every morning, this group of people wear white coats in the ward, and the momentum can be imagined! Moreover, Corey actually has several male nurses of the same size! In fact, what I want to say is that if there is a female orthopedic surgeon, it is definitely like Sun Erniang. # # # I think obstetrics and gynecology have become female heroes, not to mention orthopedics. Many surgical girls are really, really hard to do. Cosmetic surgery, breast enhancement and powder time are highly recommended! ! ! # # # @ Kelly Torres "I break bones for a living." "I build bones from nothingness like God." # # # Former female orthopedic resident. Busy as a ghost in the department every day, dressing change, stitches removal, writing medical records, anti-thigh, retractor, skin flap sewing and blood vessel affinity. The side effect is that in a few days, it will become a porn expert. Orthopedics is really not done by a girl. Sometimes standing in the operating room for a day, I feel unconscious below the lumbar spine. Some postures are not easy to swing, and my whole hand is shaking after an operation. Sometimes even male doctors have hypoglycemia symptoms during the operation, and sometimes some screws can't be tightened. Several big men and I took turns to go up and turn around. However, one advantage of completing orthopedics is that. Although I quit, when I was decorating the house, I found that my skills in electric rotation, drilling, aligning plates and screwing screws were better than those of some masters. . . . Therefore, orthopedic surgeons can consider doing decoration when they change careers. . . . # # # That year, Senior Sister graduated in defense ... Other senior brothers made timid excuses. The members of the National Defense Committee looked serious and raised high-level questions ... In short, everything was normal. Until the senior sister came in ... the National Defense Commission suddenly changed their painting style ... "Hey, how can there be girls?" "There are female graduate students in orthopedics?" "Still professional?" After the teacher elder sister finished speaking, the scene was silent for a few seconds ... "Hey, let me ask you a question first. Why did you choose orthopedics? " From this question, when you meet a female graduate student in orthopedics, the defense Committee begins to discuss with each other. Obviously, there are lesbians. How can you be so partial? It seems that you have completely forgotten your black-faced sister ... then the defense Committee members discussed it carefully and waved their hands: "OK, you can go, next." Senior: "..." # # # Hahaha, I am a burn plastic surgeon, and now I work in orthopedics for 6 months. There were not many girls who had surgery, and they were all taken care of in orthopedics. All men, and a lot of fried chicken. They didn't put me on duty (but in good conscience, I have been outside the general emergency room and I am not afraid to put me on duty). I'm in a joint group, and I have high requirements for sterility. I only wore a sterile cap or something when I was in surgery, and I left my eyes. I told the nurse that I wanted gloves of size six and a half, and the nurse was shocked. In our group, I have to hold my thigh when I operate my hip joint and knee joint. My arm strength is so strong now ~ ~ all the doctors at higher levels like me. I asked someone to touch the electric drill, set the saw and screw the screws. During the operation, my superior doctor also told you about anatomy, pathological causes, various high-end materials in orthopedics, strange bone cement, model test, balabala, my major is burn plastic surgery, and finally skin suture. What else can I do, get a plaster brace, reposition and dislocate, go to an orthopedic clinic, and talk about surgery? Moreover, female doctors have their own aura. Clean up a little, even if you hand in a shift, there will be many people praising you. Oh, my God, girl privilege. So I am very happy in orthopedics, and the income of residents in this department is also considerable. I will stay and leave the hospital, and I will order meals and drinks at will. Surgical medical records can be rough, orthopedics more rough, female college students are cautious, and your medical records can be written casually at the template level. Moreover, two other residents in our group really take care of me ~ because they have to take turns to collect cases, the two seniors directly give them to me for signature after discharge! Oh, my god, I'm in charge of the last operation, and the doctor won't open it. I'm completely spoiled. I'm afraid I'll be too tired to tell the lines when I leave the orthopedics department ~ Hahahaha _ (:△ "∞) _ The operation is almost over, and my brother took a picture of me sewing my skin ~ # # Just ... describe my mental journey, I'm the only girl in our orthopedics department. Then, since you are studying orthopedics, everyone you meet will ask, why do you want to study orthopedics as a girl? So I have to prepare a set of standard answers in advance, such as I really love orthopedics. I don't think there is any difference between men and women. Then I will hand over my shift every morning during my internship. I am the only girl in a room of more than 40 people. I felt very uncomfortable at first, but then everyone got used to it. I was particularly tired after the operation. Every time I get off work all day, I feel like I'm going to collapse. I'm trying to lift my legs and feet, so I'm trying to keep fit now, hoping to be stronger. But surgery also has advantages. I have classes with a group of old men, and everyone will take good care of me. Everyone is careless and it is easier to go to work, and life is much more fun. The problem is ... I don't have a boyfriend now. Is it because I studied orthopedics? A senior brother said that when I heard that you studied orthopedics, I didn't want to be near you. ............................................................................................................................ # # # My impression of female orthopedic doctors came from Callie of the American TV series Grey's Intern. She is beautiful and smart, and her figure is 1.5 times that of the woman. She is as strong as rya, but very sexy. Watching her straddle the hospital bed to quickly connect broken bones for patients, watching her operate and use all kinds of cold orthopedic instruments, surrounded by industrial instruments and other tools, wearing blue surgical gowns, she is simply a decisive general on the battlefield, which makes people respect. # # # Just like Judy in Zootopia wants to be a policeman, she became a tough female doctor in orthopedics, which is probably the most unforgettable thing in my life ... She has worked in spine orthopedics in a 3A hospital for 3 years, and the specialized training is coming to an end. Now I still face the problem of finding a job. After three years of training, my surgical skills can be said to be no worse than that of boys. Several boys with the same qualifications can't keep up with my surgical skills and have published many articles. There is also sci, which has translated English for several academic conferences. Now the number of hospital places is limited, because there are still several people who face two-way choices when their contracts expire at the same time. Of course, there are many articles, and I am also the chief student, so the chances of staying are slim, and I don't know how to make contacts and find a job abroad. My disadvantage is obviously greater than my advantage, that is, I am a girl, and I probably can't do my spine anymore. Because the strength requirement of trauma and joint department is higher than that of spine, many hospitals will not accept girls. If I can't do the spine, I may not be a doctor. Now I'm also considering switching to a pharmaceutical company to do MSL. But I like the spine, and I want to continue to be a female doctor in the spine department ... # # # Good.

Orthopedics:

Orthopedics itself is a good major. It is very technical, but it is not so difficult to practice. Now orthopedics is very detailed, and many directions are very suitable for women. It is true that strength is often needed in work, but it can basically be supplemented by technology. I usually exercise myself, run, and do some stretching and targeted exercises. There is still a difference between an orthopedic surgeon and a carpenter.

Working relationship:

Occupation affects character. Orthopedic surgeons are generally cheerful and direct. There are no other female doctors in the department, and I don't participate in their activities, so I have reduced a lot of social activities. I don't like people by nature, so I'm withdrawn, which just fits my character. The pace of work is not fast, so I have a lot of time to do what I like. Read books and study some interesting things. I have always believed that the more women there are, the more right and wrong there are. Always keep your distance from the nurse. Eating by ability is not so much right or wrong in itself.

Doctor-patient relationship:

Orthopedics, if it works quickly, do it. I am mainly an outpatient clinic, doing some conservative treatment. I think I'm more like an osteopath+half a therapist. I also choose patients. I don't make trouble and I'm not afraid of things. Many things can't be done with two hands. I have been in the business for several years, and there has been no controversy. I have also encountered sudden death of patients, postoperative infection and the like, and passed without accident. Very strict and serious about medical treatment (neither strict nor serious in daily life), sincere to people. It is normal for patients and their families who have problems to be dissatisfied. But as a doctor, as long as you try your best, patients are also human beings, and you know that sometimes it is natural disasters and man-made disasters, and there is nothing anyone can do. Rogue, I'll avoid it and pick patients at will.

Personal career orientation:

As a doctor, the greater the power, the greater the responsibility. You can't get rich, but you can spend enough money. I am a dead house, and I really don't have any expenses. It is not easy to do anything well with your heart. For me, I'm so full that I just have to do my own thing. I have no ambition. As a clinician, it is enough to do your own thing.

At first, the bone injury was due to family reasons, and my father hoped that I could inherit his mantle. Later it was because of interest. I'm not interested in other subjects, but when I study new orthopedic techniques, I'm really blind when I meet valuable cases. Usually very lazy, very good at taking care of themselves, raising themselves white and fat. However, it's really hard to go out and learn surgical skills (it doesn't make sense for my personal practice, because conservatively speaking, I rely on outpatient service to eat). Nowadays, the society is impetuous, and there are not many boys who can suffer this.

Gender issues:

Otherwise, there would be no ambiguity in the world Clean hands need not be washed. Patients and colleagues are comrades-in-arms, and their common enemy is disease. I majored in orthopedics and traumatology of traditional Chinese medicine from my undergraduate to my master's degree, and there were many prejudices and misunderstandings from the beginning of studying orthopedics and traumatology. However, the hospital is a closed and fair working environment. If it works, it must work. If you can't, you can't. You can eat by your ability, win respect by your own efforts and ability, and take responsibility if you don't do well. As long as you do it well, no one is qualified to complain to me. Occasionally, someone is a bitch, and I will teach him to be a man. Engaged in masculine career, studying and competing with men, my personality has become a lot masculine, simple and direct. I am an only child myself, and my father raised me as a boy. Again, no one is qualified to talk to me about taking my own credit.

Above,

Life is comfortable and I am satisfied.

# # # Er ... Well, as a king who is drifting away from medicine, I admire him! Admire! A girl can become a surgeon, which is definitely beyond a woman's description ... Of course, I have to say that I didn't like orthopedics when I first entered medical school, but I fell asleep and threw up during my orthopedic internship ... I still want to be a good doctor. # # # Let's talk about a joke I saw on the official account of Haoyao WeChat the other day:

My classmates and I pushed the patient to the operating room for surgery. Orthopedic surgery is next door, and the sounds made by chainsaws, electric drills and other instruments are one after another.

The patient asked me, "Doctor, why is it decorated next door?" . My head is full of black hair. Should I tell him I'm going to have an operation? ...

Therefore, orthopedics is really not suitable for female doctors. After all,' decoration' is still a man's job ~ ~

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When I saw this problem, a heroine in orthopedics had just left. She is Professor Hu from our school. This is also the only female orthopedic professor I know. Professor Hu is from Jiangnan. I really don't know why she chose orthopedics, which was almost all male at that time. Maybe she just wants to prove to everyone that a woman who can do it can do it. Facts have proved that she did it, and she did it well, leading the orthopedics department of Xijing Hospital to win many national awards. Professor Hu broke the glass ceiling, and here, I pay my high respects to her.

# # # Maybe it's because I really like orthopedics. It feels great and I like the feeling of operating room very much. Plus, I used to be an athlete, and my strength is not small. It's not difficult to lift your thighs or anything, but because you are short, it seems incongruous among a group of orthopedic guys ... Someone asked me if you chose orthopedics when I went out for the exam. ...