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1. The happiest thing in life: parents are alive, confidants are two or three, and lovers who can't be stolen are all illusions, so don't care too much.

Cao Cao has a confidant no matter how good he is, and Liu Bei has a sworn enemy no matter how good he is. Don't care too much about what others say about you. Be yourself, do your own thing and go your own way. Living in the eyes of others is the saddest thing in the world.

If something goes wrong in your life, don't be dissatisfied. You don't have to be so miserable. If you are depressed, you have to face it. Whether it is a blessing or a curse, good or bad will pass. Anger is to punish yourself for other people's mistakes.

4. No matter how well you do, there are still people pointing fingers; Even if you are in a mess, there are still people singing hymns. So you don't have to fall into the eyes of others. All you need to please is yourself.

Life is a long period of self-entertainment. Pleasing others is just cleverness, and pleasing yourself every day is great wisdom.

6. Many things in life are like wisdom teeth. The best solution is to unplug it. Instead of, put up with it.

7. Many times, it is not the work that consumes your energy, but the people you meet at work. Work itself is not tiring, but balancing emotions is the most tiring.

8. See a person clearly, why expose, hate a person, why turn your face. Living, there are always people who don't like us, just like others don't like us.

9. The real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then letting others laugh at themselves. -"BLX's Children's Papers Have No Future"

10. The circle determines life. What kind of people you get close to, what kind of road you will take. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Card friends will only urge you to play cards, wine friends will only urge you to drink, and reliable people will affect how you make progress.

1 1. Don't complain to anyone, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% will be happy. Straighten your mind and follow yourself gently. Life is to cry for yourself and laugh for others!

12. Hormones decide to fall in love at first sight, dopamine decides to last forever, adrenal gland decides not to shoot, and self-esteem decides who speaks first. Finally, life expectancy and reality decide who will leave first.

13. Don't care too much about what others say about you behind your back, because people who are better than you are too lazy to mention you. Defamation itself is a kind of hope.

14. You should believe this one all your life: you don't have to work hard to stay, and you don't have to work hard to stay. Come and go freely.

15. You are lucky to have someone to help you. It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

16. I agree with this passage: "I always thought that others respected me because I was excellent; Slowly, I understand that others respect me because others are excellent; Excellent people know how to respect others. Respecting others is actually respecting yourself. "

17. Some things are not knots, but scars. The knot can be untied, but the scar is always there. Instead of telling the truth to others and joking, let it rot in your heart and digest it yourself.

18. Some things can be changed without hard work. Just like the design of RMB in 50 yuan is beautiful, it is not as attractive as 100 RMB.

19. Kindness should have a bottom line and generosity should have principles. Indiscriminate, only know how to be good to people, it will be worthy of your good.

If you don't spend time creating the life you want, you will eventually have to spend a lot of time dealing with the life you don't want.