Stories about jokes Short stories about jokes

1. A new fish pond is opened, and the fishing fee is 100 yuan. After fishing all day without catching any fish, the boss said that anyone who didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken as a gift. Many people went, and when they came back, everyone was carrying a chicken. Everyone was very happy! I think the boss is very interesting.

Later, the gatekeeper of the fishing ground told everyone that the boss was originally a professional chicken farmer, and there were no fish in the fish pond.

2. The inspector has a strong foundation in literature. When I saw Du Mu’s poems, I suddenly thought of "Ode to Afang Palace", so I asked the students casually: "Do you know who burned Afang Palace?" The students With a look of panic on his face, he kept shaking his head: "It wasn't me who burned it, it wasn't me who burned it!"

Seeing the embarrassing scene in front of him, the school inspector was dumbfounded. He immediately came to the principal's office and criticized the principal: "The students in your school have low Chinese proficiency, and they actually said that he did not burn Epang Palace."

The principal said calmly: "Students in our school have always been honest. Since they say it was not him who burned it, it must not be him."

3. One day, a doctor took a boat to enjoy the scenery. On the boat, the doctor asked the fisherman: "Can you know biology?" The fisherman said no, so the doctor said: "Then you will lose a quarter of your life." After a while, the doctor asked: "Can you know philosophy?" ? "The fisherman still doesn't know. The doctor said again: "Then you will lose another quarter of your life."

After a while, the doctor asked again: "Can you know science?" The fisherman still didn't. At this moment, a strong wind blew up and a huge wave rolled up. The fisherman asked the doctor: "Can you swim?" The doctor said no, and the fisherman said: "Then your life will be over!".

4. An employee who likes to drink will go to work in two days. The manager leaves the four numbers "7954" on the employee's desk. The employee saw the note when he came to work and didn't know what was going on, so he went to ask the secretary for help. She said: "The manager spoke Mandarin and said that you were drinking and causing trouble." The clerk drew a "cicada" behind the number and sent it back to the manager. The manager smiled and said, "You can teach me."

After some time, the employee returned to his old ways. The manager added a "white smoke" at the end of the "cicada" and handed it to him. The clerk went to ask the secretary again. She said: "Last time, the manager said that you had drunkenly and caused trouble. You said, "I see." Now that you are drunk, the manager said: "I know what a fart."

5. A big wolf dog in a market area in the United States Passing by a butcher's shop, it jumped on the butcher's table and took away a piece of meat hanging on an iron hook. The butcher quickly recognized that it was the pet dog of a neighbor's lawyer, so he went straight to the lawyer's house.

“Mr. Lawyer, I want to ask you something. A dog stole a large piece of meat from my store. Can I sue the dog owner and get the money for the meat back? ""sure. "This "celebrity" in the legal profession replied without hesitation.

"That's good. Sir, it was your dog that stole my flesh. This is a big piece of prime meat, weighing two kilograms. You should pay me six dollars. "The lawyer glanced at the butcher, said nothing, and quickly paid the full amount. The butcher took the money and was so proud that he returned home. A quarter of an hour later, he received this letter:

"Mr. Butcher, you owe lawyer Mr. John fifteen dollars for consulting fees on an ordinary case. You must pay it off within three days, otherwise you will meet in court."