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The funny brain of vomiting blood adult takes a sharp turn.
Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.
How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness!
How much do I need to bring when I go out in typhoon weather?
Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.
The exam is coming. What books can't I read?
Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all encyclopedias).
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?
Answer: Have a place in heaven.
Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
Question 7: What is the pencil surname?
A: Xiao.
Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.
Q: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
Question 9: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence
Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
10 Question: How to make sparrows quiet?
Answer: Click.
Reason: Silence (silence).
1 1 Question: Who runs fastest in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of the devil.
12 question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!
Answer: 40
Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
13 question: what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?
Answer: Wang Leehom.
Reason: to coax.
14 Question: What if I come out again?
The answer is: Han Hong.
Reason: Still coax.
15 September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of 10 June 28th?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 the wolf is coming (guess)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 what would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?
Answer: One more person. ...
18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom)?
Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).
19 why does tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.
A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?
A: Because he is not in the car.
2 1 There is a place where you can get in but not out. What is this place?
Answer: the grave
Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese. Why did you arrive at the terminal later?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
The bell in the east rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened?
Answer: physical education class.
Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why?
Answer: Count from one to two.
What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?
Answer: Take the other foot.
Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?
What has no tongue in its mouth?
Answer: teapot mouth
What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others?
Answer: Xin Langguan
Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?
A: He swears every day.
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: because trees can't jump
"You are standing with a pig", guess an animal.
Answer: I like it (like it)
Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?
Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
What flowers can't be touched
Answer: Spark
What can solve all the mysteries?
Answer: the answer
When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?
Answer: when it is time to repair.
In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?
Answer: eunuch
When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in.
Answer: When going to the toilet.
Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.
4 1 What will be the impact of canceling morning self-study?
Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.
Please race the tortoise and rabbit, and ask the pig to be the referee. Who will win the game?
Answer: I can't say! The person mentioned is a pig …
What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said?
Answer: Nonsense (chicken)
There is a pig and a donkey in the farmer's house. Do you think farmers should kill pigs or donkeys first during the Chinese New Year?
Answer: Would you rather kill the pig (silly pig) or the donkey (donkey)?
Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?
Answer: Because the stars will "flash"
One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello?
Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.
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