Seek humor. The funnier the joke, the better. The content is healthy.

The first sentence when I go back to the dormitory always asks, "Did anyone call me ...? "The high school Chinese teacher said in class," You are in a hurry when a dead cat meets a blind mouse. At first, you wanted to tell the truth. As a result, you said that the elephant is really white. After eating for a long time, you were impatient and shouted, "rice, why hasn't my lady come yet?" Hurry up! " My girlfriend handed me a sorbet, and I took a bite and shouted, "It's so hot!" " One day, I was wandering in the street with some friends. One friend shouted "Look, beauty", and another friend took a look and said disdainfully, "What's there to see? I am already the mother of two children. " (The original meaning is the mother of two children. ) I dropped something at my deskmate and bent down to pick it up. I stepped on it with my foot and found it in my hand. He was furious: "Dare to step on my foot with your hand? ! "My roommate wanted to sell old books for a long time, and one day he suddenly sighed," Why don't you accept the old man's junk? " Pet-name ruby, you think I'm going to die! Attending and mm in front of the booth selling soybean milk fritters, I shouted "Boss, I want a carbon fiber bean paste". Mm smiled.