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Any funny jokes?

1. I stayed in a hotel yesterday. The Nongfu Spring mineral water in the hotel room cost 18 yuan a bottle. I bought two bottles outside for four yuan. I exchanged the two bottles of Civet Cat for the ones in the hotel. The prince was not discovered during the ward inspection? This is called economic acumen. The 9 times price difference was instantly obtained. Now I am drinking Nongfu Spring for 18 yuan a bottle, and it feels so good! ! ! ?

2. The German army received Italy’s rescue request in the desert and sent a squadron of troops to the rescue. When they met up with Italy, they found him cooking macaroni in precious water.

3. I accidentally discovered that my phone actually has airplane mode. This Coke spoiled me. I turned on airplane mode, breathed a sigh of relief, and threw it into the sky. Guess what, it actually fell. It came down and the screen broke! Aren't you cheating? ! ?

4. I was in class, and a friend sent me a text message saying that she was on the bus to Xuzhou, and a sleazy man next to her kept chatting up her... She said, call her and let's chat. Don't want to pay attention to him. I said I couldn't hit him in class. So she didn't reply... Then after class, I thought I'd give her a call, so I called her, but she didn't answer and hung up. I didn't take it seriously. Unexpectedly, ten minutes later she texted me angrily, saying: "Why did you call me when you were fine! I was pretending to be on the phone and suddenly the ring rang!!!" I couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing...

5. Before his son got married, his father embarrassedly taught him: When the time comes, it will be fine if you are on top and she is on the bottom. ? On the wedding night, the bride saw that the new bed had been changed into bunk beds. ?

6. There is an old man who is so old that he only has one tooth left. After eating, his tooth is stuffed. Do you know why? Because he ate lotus root slices.

7. If you laugh, accept me. . hehe. . . ?faint. . I revised my answer and it ranked third. . ?

Change it again,,,

8. Above the Da Vinci Code is the Da Vinci Account?

Do you know the Da Vinci Code? What’s below?

This is the DaVinci verification code

9. Today my boyfriend went to the company to participate in the ugliest clothes contest. He wore a simple white T-shirt with a photo of me without makeup printed on it. The result was first place!

10. I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

11. Xiao Wang works in the human resources department on the 10th floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor...?

Today, classmate Xiao Wang Called the human resources department to ask him: "Is Xiao Wang here?"?

The colleague who answered the phone said: "Xiao Wang is no longer in the human resources department."?

Classmate Xiao Wang: " Ah! ?, why didn’t I know when? I didn’t have time to send him off?”?

“?It doesn’t matter, you can go find him below”