Funny drama is the abbreviation of two people.

Narrator, Fu Xiao, Dabao

Narrator: Taxation is the main source of fiscal revenue. In the past, the relationship between tax collectors and taxpayers has changed obviously. 20 years. Now, Fu Xiao, the tax collector, and Dabao, the taxpayer (a vendor selling mutton kebabs) will show you this change. The first act takes place in 1980s.

First act

(Beijing Sanlihe Grand Bazaar, 1980)

Dabao: Mutton kebabs, mutton kebabs, if you eat one, you need nine, and if you eat one, you need nine.

Hey, take my kebab. (Slipped, pick it up,)

Fu Xiao: Tax! Pay taxes!

Dabao: (changing face)

Taxi? Where is the taxi? There is no taxi.

Fu Xiao: Tax! A - X。

Dabao: What tax? I only know taxis! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?

Taxi-! Taxi-!

Fu Xiao: That's enough! Are you a seller?

Dabao: No, no, no! I'm just browsing. The peddler went to the toilet.

Fu Xiao: Aren't they vendors? No way! You have been here for two hours.

Dabao: Really? Fu Xiao: Yes, of course. )

How did you know?

Fu Xiao: The window of my office faces here. I've been staring at you for two hours.

Dabao: It's a big bug!

Fu Xiao: Oh. Do not waste my time! Please pay tax-10 yuan!

Dabao: 10 yuan? ! Oh, my god. One day I just earned 20 yuan! 5 yuan, okay?

Fu Xiao: Don't lie to me, you have sold more than 200 copies.

Dabao: 6 yuan, my dear sister.

7 yuan, my lovely beauty.

Dabao: You don't want it, and neither do I. Let's split the difference. 8 yuan, is that okay?

Fu Xiao: (looking around) Well, it's a deal. But there is no receipt.

(Dabao paid 8 yuan and Fu Xiao left)

Dabao: What a clever woman! Bad luck! I am broke. I have to change places.

I hope I never see her again! Let's go!

Act ii

Narrator: The next scene takes place in the new century. China has been on the road of market economy for more than 20 years. In the new era of building a well-off society in an all-round way, how do vendors view taxes and how do they collect them? I'll tell you on the spot.

Let's enjoy ourselves!

(in the market; Dabao in white, a board that says "No SARS")

Dabao:: mutton kebabs, mutton kebabs. I ate one and wanted nine. I ate one and wanted nine.

Fu Xiao: Hi,

Dabao: Hi.

Second: What a familiar face.

Two: It's you!

Dabao: 10 years later, you are still a tax collector.

Fu Xiao: 10 years later, you are still selling mutton kebabs.

How is your business?

Dabao: Everything is fine!

10 years later, you are still a beautiful lady in Sanlihe, Beijing.

Fu Xiao: 10 years later, you and your kebabs look much cleaner than they did 20 years ago.

Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no filth; Serve others, serve me.

Fu Xiao: Great! Did you ...

Dabao: Married? I'm not married; I am still single.

Fu Xiao: Have you declared your taxes this month?

Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I have to pay 50 yuan's tax this month, which I declared at the beginning of this month.

Xiao Afu: Please show me your receipt.

Dabao: (showing receipt)

Here you are. I have paid the tax by computer at the tax service center.

Fu Xiao: Great! You are really a good taxpayer.

Dabao: Thank you. This is my duty. I am proud that I can pay taxes for my country.

Fu Xiao: Yes! The tax you pay is part of our national economy, and you have done a lot for the Beijing Olympic Games!

Dabao: Let's do it together! . It is said that ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. Like me, selling mutton kebabs pays ten years more tax.

Fu Xiao: You are the loveliest people in the new century!

Dabao: Thank you! You are the cutest tax collector in the new era!

X: Sorry, I have to go now. Bye.

Wait a minute. Are you free tomorrow night? Can I have dinner with you?

Fu Xiao: Well, can I stay with my husband?

Dabao: No, no, no problem. At 6 o'clock in the evening, Beichuan Garden, ok?

Fu Xiao: Just kidding. I have to go home now. (leaves)

Dabao, see you tomorrow.

Dabao: I hope to see you every day.

it's over