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Go home and drink, so what if your future circle is big? Really from MG avatar

A complete collection of wedding games and hole games! ! Have fun, host! My brother is also getting married at the end of the year! I'm memorizing these now. . . . . ^_^1. Five sons pass the examination - to test the tacit understanding of the newcomers to cooperate with each other, find a red rope, each newcomer holds one end in his mouth, tie a lighted cigarette in the middle, put 5 vertical matches on the table (can be inserted on the fruit) and then The newcomer cannot help with his hands, so the two of them work together to light all five matches. Tip: Be sure to keep the rope tight and keep your eyes on sight. 2. Love cup - take two identical cups, fill them with wine, cover the mouth of one cup with plastic wrap, then fasten the two cups mouth to mouth and slowly pull out the film. The newlyweds are required not to touch the cup together and finish the cup together. Don't spill the two glasses of wine. Tip: As long as one of the newlyweds pushes the cup away slightly, the other person just drinks hard. 3. Fragrant lip treasure hunt - the groom lies flat on four chairs, and the brothers are watching around him. The groom puts 8-10 small objects on his body, which can be small candies, beef jerky, etc., and the bride covers her eyes and turns around Circle and then use the "sweet lips" to collect all the small items on the groom's body without using your hands, then remove the eye cloth and feed them to the groom one by one. Tip: The groom can tell the bride to point to the left or right. 4. Retrieval - two raw eggs are put into the groom's two trouser legs respectively, and the two eggs are moved upward to meet at the "important part" and then removed from the other trouser leg. 5. Sweet communication - prepare 6 milk candies of the same color and mix them together, and divide 12 milk candies equally between the bride and groom to hold in their mouths, and then ask not to use their hands to help the bride and groom finally have the same color of milk candies in their mouths. Candy (for example, the groom’s mouth is full of red toffee, while the bride’s mouth is full of milky white toffee) Tip: This game focuses on the bride and groom cooperating with each other. They can open their mouths for each other to observe, and then cooperate with each other to get the candies that the other party needs. "Send" over. 6. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet - prepare a bottle of mineral water. The groom stands on a stool and clamps the mineral water bottle with his legs (the clamping part must be supervised). Then the bride bites off the lid and takes a sip and says into the microphone: "Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet. "Sweet" 7. Shock wave - attach small inflated balloons to the key parts of the bride and groom's bodies, and then tie their hands and feet. The two parties can only use their bodies to squeeze and collide with each other to burst the balloons until all the balloons are on both parties. Until they are all broken. 8. Take advantage of the seams - tie a piece of sponge to the bride's buttocks and cut a slit in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist. The game begins and the groom must put the banana into the gaps of the sponge. Every time it is inserted, the bride has to ask "Is it a hit?" The groom will answer "hit" or "not hit" according to the actual situation! 9. Hilarious push-ups - let the bride lie flat on the bed, put a balloon on top, and then ask the groom to do push-ups on top. When the groom can't support it, he will press on the bride, and the balloon between them will make the hole. Night brings joy. 10. Lipstick tells the truth - let the bride hold a piece of lipstick in her mouth, write "I LOE YOU" on the groom's face, and then let the bride and groom face each other until "I LOE YOU" is also printed on the bride's face. until approved. 11. Is it disgusting enough? Let the groom say sweet words to the bride until everyone thinks it is disgusting enough. 12. Who is the real bride? Put four chairs in the middle or in front of the room, and then ask the groom and three men to stand in front of the chairs. Now, the bride is blindfolded and she identifies which of these men is the groom by touching their chests. Whether she knows it or not, let her check it once and let the bride turn around a few times. After she touches it again and the feeling is the same, remove the cloth. 13. An Neng debates male and female - let the bride and groom exchange wedding dresses as the ending song of the wedding, that is, the groom wears a wedding dress and the bride wears a suit to send all the guests out of the gate. 14. Small deposits and lump sums - Prepare 12 hard fruit candies of suitable size, and ask the groom to hold one candy in his mouth and say "Wife, I love you" according to the method from January to December until he holds 12 candies. The bride and groom then "transfer" the groom's 12 candies to their own mouths at a time, holding the candies in their mouths and saying three times: "Husband, I love you." Then spit the candies onto a plate, and everyone checks to see if any candies have been swallowed by the couple. If one is missing, they will be punished again until they are satisfied.

15. Crow drinking water - the bride is sitting on a chair, with her head raised, face to the sky, her mouth wide open, and a large mouthful of tea in her mouth. Put some candies and peanuts on the table. The groom pretends to be a crow, with his arms straightened, his waist bent 90 degrees, and his mouth imitating a crow's cry "Caw...". After circling the bride for a week, he stretches his head to look into the bride's mouth. When he finds water, he happily jumps to the table and holds a candy in his mouth. , jump back to the bride's side, put the candy into the bride's mouth, then bend over and take a sip of water, back and forth 3 times. 16. Banana bungee jumping - tie a banana with an elastic rope and hang it at a height that the groom can reach when he jumps, and the groom pulls the banana off with his mouth. The bride and groom peel the skin off with their mouths and then eat it together. In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one must make a move while the other bites the banana. This depends on the cooperation of the two. 17. Strong fire is born early (jujube) - insert a match on a red jujube and float it in a basin filled with water. A lighted cigarette is tied in the middle of a red thread, and the couple bites both ends respectively. The two of them advance and I retreat, and work together to light the match in the basin with the smoke. You have to hold your breath and use solid "dental skills" and vision to achieve success. 18. Kiss sweetheart - the groom lies on his back and places thinly sliced ??banana slices on his face and neck, allowing the blindfolded bride to find the slices with her mouth. 19. Add chopsticks - (meaning "adding child") put a chopstick into the beer bottle, expose about 1 centimeter, and let the bride and groom cooperate with their tongues to add it. 20. Rolling out the noodles: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride use a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) to roll the noodles from head to toe. The noodles are not rolled until the groom's penis becomes hard. twenty one. Beat gongs and drums - tie a big spoon to the groom's waist with a rope, tie a pan to the bride's waist, the groom straightens his waist and hits the pot with the spoon for 10 times in a row, and both of them shout Iron Man Wang Jinxi's mouth: "Fuck it, come on, come on, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!" Drill wells more frequently to produce more oil; make sure the sound is loud enough until everyone is satisfied. twenty two. The groom hangs a chopstick from the back of his trousers, puts a beer bottle on the ground, and asks the bride to direct it. The groom squats down and inserts the chopstick into the bottle. Finally, he asks if he has gone in? The answer is in; 23. Prepare a banana and a condom, and demonstrate the correct way to use a condom on the spot. 24. Have the bride and groom use their bodies to form the numbers 0 to 9. Putting 26 English letters is even more powerful 25. The groom hangs a banana from his belt buckle and lets the bride eat it, asking her if it tastes good. 26. The bride lies on her back, and the groom puts his hands on both sides of the bride's head, doing push-ups facing each other, and kissing each other. 27. Push the bride and groom into bed and ask them to throw 18 things out. 28. The bride divides the candy - that is, the bride is asked to count the number of people clockwise, amp; uot; one, two, three; Only then can you take a bag of candy, and then leave the circle after taking the candy. Let the bride keep clicking until everyone gets the candy, but the groom must be the last one to get the wedding candy, otherwise he will be punished. 29. Turn the world around - put different parts of the chicken, such as chicken heads, chicken tails, chicken wings, chicken spleens, chicken breasts, chicken necks, etc., on the plate, then place the plate on the turning basin, and let the groom turn that part towards himself , you have to kiss that part of the bride’s body. 30. Love each other - require newlyweds to be intimate in public, and can request designated actions, such as long kisses, deep kisses, etc. 31. Carp Jumping over the Dragon Gate - The bride is required to stand with her feet apart to form a dragon gate, and insert toothpicks into oranges to serve as a football. The groom is responsible for kicking the ball into the dragon gate. If he fails to kick the ball in, he will be punished by drinking alcohol. 32. Flying together - the groom carries the bride around the venue for a limited time. 33. Like a fish in water - the bride holds the ice in her mouth and then kisses the groom until the ice completely dissolves. 34. Raise a glass and drink - put two drinking straws in the beer and ask the couple to drink up the wine within a time limit. If the time expires, they will have another glass. 35. Telepathy - The bride is blindfolded, and the groom lines up with the brothers, asking the bride to explore one by one to find the groom within a time limit. 36. Red Lip Hunt - All the sisters and the bride will print their lips on the paper together, and let the groom find the bride's lip print. If he finds the wrong lip print, he will be punished by singing. 37. The husband sings and the wife follows - the brothers and sisters sing on demand, and the couple performs movements in conjunction with the words while singing. If they are not satisfied, they are punished to sing from the head again until they are satisfied.

38. Heart to Heart - Clip a balloon to the chest of the couple, walk a certain distance within a time limit without letting the balloon fall, and when they reach the end, they must work together to crush the balloon (no hands allowed) to show success. 39. To attract wealth - put a coin from the bride into the groom's sleeve and pass it through the sleeve from one side to the other. The coins cannot fall and must pass through the groom's chest. 40. The taste is quite good - the bride is blindfolded and feeds the groom cake. The groom cannot move his head and can only use his words to indicate the direction of the bride. 41. Let's grow old together - Find a big round plate, fill it with flour, bury a candy in the flour, and then ask the bride and groom to blow the flour to find the candy. The effect can be imagined, the bride and groom must have their heads full of flour. Growing old together. 42. Sweet and sweet - the groom stands on a stool and drops small fruits into the bride's mouth one by one with his mouth (people must stand up straight, and are not allowed to bend their necks). If one falls out, he will be punished with a glass of wine.