Brain teasers with a bit of meatiness

Brain teasers are a kind of verbal humor that reflects the beating of thinking. Brain teasers are widely welcomed by the public for their humorous expression. Below I will share with you a slightly naughty brain teaser, I hope you all like it. Brain teasers with a bit of meatiness (selected articles)

1. What would you do if you had a hen that laid golden eggs? Answer: slap yourself in the mouth and stop dreaming!

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2. If we want to make dreams become reality, what is the first thing we do? Answer: Wake up

3. I don’t know how to do Qinggong, so I put one foot on the egg. , the egg will not break, why? Answer: Stand on the ground with the other foot

4. What is inexhaustible water? Answer: saliva

5. There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: sink to the bottom of the river

6. There is half a bottle of wine , the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. How can you drink the wine in the bottle without breaking the bottle, removing the cork, or drilling holes in the cork? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle

7. A plane full of people fell from an altitude of 10,000 meters and crashed. Why was there no one injured? Answer: Because they all fell to death

8. The most vixen He is good at confusing men, so why are men and women obsessed with each other? Answer: alcohol

9. An old man only had three hairs on his head. One day he was going to attend an important event, so why did he still reluctantly pull out one of the hairs? What? Answer: Because he wants to have his hair parted in the middle

10. What kind of book can’t be bought in bookstores? Answer: Secretary’s Brain Teasers with a Bit of Meat (Latest Part)

1. When will the big clock in Times Square ring? Answer: bad time

2. There are four pieces of cake in the box, and four children. Each of them got a piece, but there is still something in the box. Leave a piece of cake, why? Answer: One of the children took away the box together, so there is an egg in the box

3. Xiao Ming writes to his girlfriend every day, and sends seven letters every day. But his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day. Why? Answer: Because he has seven girlfriends

4. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water

5. There is a stick and I want it to be shorter, but it cannot be sawed, broken or shortened. What should I do? Answer: Find a longer one to compare with it, and it will be shorter

6. The police discovered a smart murder case. No clues were left at the scene and there were no witnesses. However, the police announced the case was solved an hour later. Why the answer: The murderer surrendered

7. Amin gave Mosquito I bitten a large and small bag. Is the larger bite bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes do not bite people

8. When does four minus one equal Five? Answer: A quadrilateral, minus one angle, becomes a pentagon

9. Wenwen was washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes were still dirty. Why? Answer: She was washing Other people's clothes

10. There is a person wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it. He holds an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand, and wears skates. Where does he want to go? Answer: Go Mental hospital

11. Two pairs of mother and daughter went to the restaurant for lunch. Each ordered a set meal for one yuan, but when they paid, they only paid yuan. Why? Answer: They are three generations of grandparents

12. There is a word that we have always mispronounced since childhood. What is that word? Answer: Wrong

13. "The wolf is coming!" What inspiration does this story give people? [Answer ]Answer: The same big story can only be repeated twice

14. The motorcycle is traveling north at a speed of kilometers per hour.

There is an east wind with a speed of kilometers per hour. In which direction does the smoke from the motorcycle blow? Answer: There is no smoke from the motorcycle.

15. In a year, some months like January have thirty-one days, and Some months like June have 30 days. How many months have 28 days? Answer: Every month

16. There are two commonly used coins in the market now. The coins have a face value of *** six cents. One of them is not one cent. What are the face values ??of the two coins? Answer: One is not one cent, so the other one is one cent, so it is one cent and fifty cents

17. Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou? Answer: No, living people cannot be buried

18. In a house, there are oil lamps and heaters Now, you want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should you light first? Answer: Match

19. IX---this Roman numeral represents, how to add a stroke , making it an even number? Answer: Add "s", because SIX means six

20. When you throw a stone at an egg, but the egg does not break, why? Answer: Hold it in one hand Egg, throw a stone with the other hand, of course the egg will not break. Brainteaser with a bit of meat (Classic)

1. A Chinese couple living in Italy, one day the wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts. Because she didn’t understand Italian, she had to imitate the crow of a chicken, then point to her breasts, and then point to her feet when she wanted to buy chicken horns. The boss understood. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why? Answer : Because his husband understands Italian

2. Xiao Zhang accidentally hit a telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed it. Why? Answer: Xiao Zhang drove the hearse

3. When I took a bite of an apple, I found a worm. I felt terrible. When I saw two worms, I also felt terrible, but when I saw two worms, I felt terrible. How many worms do you think are the scariest? Answer: half, which means the other half is in your stomach

4. Why does a ferocious hungry cat run away when it sees a mouse? Answer: Running after the mouse

5. In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk, and which one has the second longest trunk? Answer: Baby elephant

6. Why do egrets and warblers always Who sleeps with one leg? Answer: If you shrink with two legs, you will fall

7. Xiao Li, who came home from work early, entered the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu sleeping on the bed with his wife next door, but Xiao Li was not angry at all, why? Answer: Because Xiao Liu is a woman

8. The bus came, a lady wearing a skirt put in yuan, and the driver asked her to get on the bus; The second lady in a miniskirt voted yuan, and the driver also let her get on the bus; the third lady didn’t give her any money, but the driver still let her get on the bus. Why? Answer: She used a monthly pass

9. Aqiang and Ayan died naked in a secret room. Only a puddle of water and some broken glass were left at the scene. Please guess the cause of their death? Answer: Aqiang and Ayan were goldfish

10. There was a ship that was only allowed to carry people. After there were already people on the ship, a pregnant woman was added to the ship. As a result, the ship sank into the sea. Why? Answer: This is a submarine

11. The lovelorn Mr. Huang On a dark and windy night, he walked onto the street and saw a speeding car coming towards him. He stood between two car lights. The car whizzed past, but he was unharmed. Why? The answer: Two motorcycles were coming towards him, and Not a car

12. There was a fire in a large building. After Mr. Chen escaped to the top floor, he tried to jump over the roof of the next building that was only meters away, but fell to his death. Why? Answer: Because the height difference is too big Far

13. What should I do if I lose my ID card? Answer: Pick it up

14. Xiao Ming took one hundred yuan to buy something worth seventy-five yuan, but the boss I only gave him five yuan, why? Answer: Because he only gave eighty yuan to the boss

15. I went to Mong Kok to watch a movie this afternoon. When I arrived in Mong Kok, I couldn’t see half a person. Why? Answer: There were many people, but not “half” a person.

16. The first animal I saw when I entered the zoo was What? Answer: Conductor

17. The end of the earth is coming. The last man on earth was sitting at his desk writing a suicide note when he suddenly heard a knock on the door. Was it a ghost, an alien, or an animal? None of it. It’s not the sound made by inanimate things such as wind or stones, so who made the knock on the door? Answer: woman

18. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist , the result was that the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why is this? Answer: Trucks are walking on the same plane

19. One night there was a strong wind. At this time, there was always a lit candle on a table. The candle was blown out by the wind first, and soon after Another gust of wind blew out one candle. How many candles were left on the table? Answer: One candle, and the others were burned out