Laughing jokes and short stories.

1. A little boy was taken to the hospital by his mother. In order to make the little boy less nervous, the doctor pointed to his ear and teased him, "Is this your nose, little friend?" The little boy looked at the doctor and turned to his mother seriously and said, "Mom, we need a new doctor."

2. A: "My wife and I had a big fight last night, and all our food was thrown out from the balcony on the seventh floor. What's the matter? " B: "What was the result?" A: "The building where I live this morning was surrounded by a group of scientists who specialize in flying saucers."

3. Once, when my brother was in a history class, the teacher asked him, "Who is Louis XIV?"

The younger brother replied, "Louis XIV, Louis X plus Louis IV, right?"

Hearing this, the teacher almost vomited blood and was out of breath. He said angrily, "Why didn't you say that Louis VII took Louis II away?"

Who knows the younger brother replied without thinking: "Teacher, from a mathematical point of view, Louis seven times Louis two should be equal to Louis square fourteen, so you are wrong."

The teacher fainted on the spot!

4. Young teachers in a university love playing mahjong. Once, he played all night, got off the mahjong table at 7: 40 and 7: 30 the next morning and hurried to class.

It happened that the students on duty today didn't clean the blackboard. He shouted, "Who is the farmer?" The student on duty did not dare to answer, so he had to wipe it himself, but the blackboard eraser could not be found. He cried again, "hello? Where is the whiteboard? "

5, a university law department, one day to take the criminal law exam. The first question the professor asked the students was: "What is the crime of fraud?" The student replied, "If you don't let me pass the exam, it's fraud." The professor was surprised: "How to explain?" The student said, "according to the criminal law, anyone who uses the ignorance of others to make others suffer losses is fraud? "