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Begging for sketches is also difficult for beggars.

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A: There is such a thing.

what do you think? You promised me yesterday that you would become an assistant to the general manager.

Don't worry about that.

We are studying it.

Leave it alone.

A: I am most worried about this.

Do you think it's possible? Tell me.

B: How about pretending to be a beggar?

Will you decide?

A: Do you have to ask?

Don't say I'll do it even if I pretend to be a beggar, a flower son and a third grandson.

Then I went back last night.

You put that aside, your point of view is transparent in my heart.

I know what this means.

When I'm done, I'll take the mirror. When I looked at myself, you said I was born beautiful.

You look like a beggar. Why are you so embarrassed?

Look at me. I can come out of my bones and explode in the process of generation. That is.

It's just a flower.

A: Right, right, right, right, right, right. They look very, very alike, so there is no objection.

Must be installed

What about you?

A: Our villa.

I have made such a small contribution to such a beautiful villa. What is this? My ideological consciousness has become higher.

B: it's improved.

Oh, dear.

B: Song, I tell you, I have a crush on you for a long time. This is a true story.

Oh, mom, what's your loss? What are you doing? You'll die there.

You still like me. What do you like about me? You are disgusting. The whole thing.

Oh, my God, it's so annoying.

What do you take me for?

I said, what do I like about you? I like you. I like your ability.

A: Ah, nothing, hehe.

In-line capability

What are you doing? You did it.

What do you take me for?

So what do you suggest?

Get some clothes and stuff. I'll let the big guy go with his teeth.

I went to find clothes for you

Big teeth with notches. Come on, come on.

Oh, dear.

Ah, it's a dress.

Security A: Liu Jingli, I have to tell you something.

I bought all the clothes of the beggar with five yuan.

Then he insisted on buying a suit and giving big shorts.

When you're done, smell these big underwear. Smell it.

B: If it weren't for you, me and me, I'd let you buy the outside. How can you return your underwear to others?

Security guard A: Isn't this beggar engaged in activities recently? no

Give me a pair of big underwear. Buy three and get one free.

Security guard A: Right, right, right.

That means this dress.

I gritted my teeth. I am very strong. I can wear it.

Hmm.

Can I not wear big underpants?

Because I'm really not used to it, really.

It hurts to think about it.

B: You just don't wear other people's clothes, do you?

A: Yes, yes.

B: Yes.

A: Take it away and go to that, that, that.

B: OK, OK, come and dress him.

Put that dress on him.

Come and have a look.

See if that's what it means.

Gee, it smells great.

Come on, come on, come on It smells good.

Let's go, let's go.

Give him that stick and let me have a look.

Why are you dressed like Terracotta Warriors?

I almost looked at the meaning.

head

Security A: This hairstyle is a bit too straight.

B: head type

Security guard B: It's all right, Liu Jingli. I brought my mother's wig.

This is your aunt's.

Security guard B: Yes, my mother.

Security guard A: I said, why hasn't your mother changed her hairstyle for so many years?

What are you talking about?

Security guard A: Hehe

Not there.

Security A: There seems to be an Liu Jingli.

Do you think so?

Security guard a: it's so similar.

B: Like.

Security guard A: I want to have my teeth cut.

Oh, are you going to have a meal? Try them all at once.

You need a big meal.

Let's have a look.

B: Let's watch the exercises.

Security guard: One by one.

B: Look, look at the bottom. Everybody clap.

Security guard: One by one.

You really want one.

Come on, I haven't eaten for days.

Yeah, I'm starving. Can you give us money?

B: Stop, stop, stop.

Can you give us some money?

B: You're not begging.

Psycho, this is

Who dares to give it to you? that's true

Security guard a: that's right. How can you beg like this?

A: What kind do you want?

B: I always feel that I am getting energetic.

Security guard A: Poor thief.

My heart is broken for you. You think you are hungry.

You think you have to show off in an ostentatious manner?

Security guard a: yes.

A: Oh

Hmm.

A: How about a change of feeling?

Then I know, then I will, then I will, then I will. You hide. Stay close

They are all avoiding me.

God, I haven't eaten for days. I'm starving.

Please, you have to give me something to eat.

You have to throw me two dollars, right?

How's this?

Security guard a: oh, that's almost it this time.

Security B: Almost.

Security a: I see. Mr. Liu gnashed his teeth and pressed it quickly.

What are you doing?

This is not what you two do. You two do what you have to do.

Security guard A: No, you are crazy.

Hey, guys, what are you doing?

Security A: Not General Manager Liu. What is the difference?

Hmm.

Security guard A: We broke his leg and stuck it in the back of his head.

Security guard A: Come on, come on, hold on.

A: Let go, let go, get away, get away.

Security guard A: What?

A: I quit. I quit.

B: Do whatever you want.

A: I quit.

What are you doing?

What was I doing when I resigned?

B: No.

Why did I break my leg?

B: Don't say it's for realism, big guy. Very realistic.

A: Reality. I can't make such a big sacrifice. I quit. I quit. I have to go now./I'm leaving now.

Security guard A: Hello, Xiao Song.

Let me go.

Security guard A: Song, listen to me. It's nothing.

You will faint when I hit this stick, and then you will wake up.

Your leg is already at the back of your head, okay? It doesn't hurt at all.

A: then neither can i. Then I quit, too.

Security guard A: Come on, come on.

A: I won't let manager Liu help me.

B: Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Big guy, I'm telling you, what you did was a little inhuman.

It's too difficult. You can't just cut it and give it to someone else.

Security guard b: bloody

B: Gouge out your teeth. To the clinic.

Bring an anesthetic needle and knock when you're done.

Security a: ah.

A: What's too bad? Too bad.

Let me go. Let me go.

Nobody can go unless I go.

I'll get the stick, I'll hit him, I'll hit him, I'll hit him.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

Liu Can always breaks your legs? I'm just kidding.

I don't think you can just look at the smell.

B: All right then.

Let's get ready.

Security guard A: What do you think?

We finally

Security guard B: Hey, Liu Jingli, what you just said is really not bloody.

Security A: Liu Jingli, I see what you mean.

You mean not to give him the whole car or something?

B: the whole car is wheelchair. That won't do.

Just a car like rice.

You know, it's close to the land.

Security a: ah.

I think the whole one with small wheels is the best.

I'll stay up late.

B: Ah.

Oh, dear.

B: The whole stick has been erected.

Security guard A: Oh dear.

B: Get ready to go.

Security a: ok.

Security guard B: Oh, Mom, Liu Jingli is so smart. Oh, my God.

Liu Jingli, you are so brave and talented. You're amazing.

Security guard A: Stop sucking up and let's go.

B: Don't use this stick either.

A: OK, OK.

Take it home.

A: Yes.

B: Frame the whole small glass and put this stick in as a souvenir.

Ah, dog stick.

B: This kid.

That's Liu Jingli.

B: Get ready to go. Let's go

A: That, that.

B: I will officially start work at the villa gate tomorrow.

A: Then you must be the assistant manager for me.

It depends on your performance.

Ah, I'll do well. I am proud of our villa.

Hmm.

A: It's an honor to cut the museum. Well, I'll change it later.

Oh, my God, he hit me with a stick.

What exactly did he say?

Dog stick

Oh, mom, I can't. I have to find him.

Ai songxiao

Scene 2

Song Xiaobao: Don't make noise. Don't make noise. This is my first day at work.

Don't tell anyone after it's over. Isn't it funny that family and relatives know?

Don't tell anyone. I want it today.

I want to finish it here today. Let's see who is lower.

Have pity on me.

Song Xiaobao: (crying) Have pity on me.

Manager Jin: What the hell? Hey, where did you get the beggar? You have to go to the city to beg, and you have to stay in the countryside. It's not stupid.

Song Xiaobao: Who is an idiot? You make me sick

Manager Jin: No, what can you want in the countryside? I mean, that's what I mean.

Song Xiaobao: What's wrong with the countryside? I like the air in the country. What's the matter? If you, if you have. . Give me some. It happened that I didn't open the door today.

Manager Jin: I have it here, so I'll bring my card. I don't have any change with me, otherwise, can you swipe your card? Can I brush some for you?

Song Xiaobao: You are shameless.

Manager Jin: No, here you are. .

Song Xiaobao: If I can swipe my card, what else do I need?

Manager Jin: What attitude?

Song Xiaobao: Are you talking here? Are you still doing other shameless things here

Manager Jin: I wanted to give you some, but I didn't.

Song Xiaobao: Beggars won't give it to you. Seeing beggars is not bad luck for three years. You are pathetic. The company went bankrupt and all the employees ran away. A girl with a big face and a plate has been pestering you for eight years. Alas, I can't get rid of it.

Manager Jin: I'll give it to you. One hundred dollars. Keep the change.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, I'll go. Begging for food is really profitable. Oh, this big silly boy didn't recognize me, so I said he was shameless. I still want it. I still want it back. This is a good thing. This is a ... this is a good thing. Well, I have to put this money on the table, so that after they have read it, they can't give less for the next one, you know? . Have pity on me. .

Principal: Quick, quick,

Song Xiaobao: Have pity on me. .

Principal: Come here, come here.

Song Xiaobao: Can someone have pity on me?

Principal: Stand back and laugh all day. Do you think you have made such a big mistake? You broke the hearts of your parents and the headmaster. Ah, I tell you in this class that this is unforgivable. I got 100 last time. Do you know I got 99 this time? Ah, where is the whole score?

Think: Yes.

Principal: Huh?

Think: Yes.

Principal: That's all you have. Have you had a meal You have to spit it out, too

Think about it: bah

Principal: I don't think I can control you at all, can I? You are really ... Come on, you and I will find your dad. Come on.

Think about it: Old Pi, don't ask my dad to go.

Principal: What the hell? Old skin? Did you call old Pi? This child I found for you, your father called me old Pi Hang, and you have to call me principal Pi or uncle Pi, okay? I don't think it's useful to tell you about this relationship with your family. Ok, come on, I'll give you a vivid lesson, ok? To educate you, come on. .

Song Xiaobao: Give me the money.

Principal: See it? What do you think you are doing. What do you do?

Want: beggar.

Principal: Beggar, if you don't study hard, you will always miss this point. When you grow up, you will be like him. You see, I feel dark, buried and sold, begging, you know? Do you still want to study hard?

Think: Yes.

Principal: Ah, that's right.

Song Xiaobao: Give me some money.

Principal: What is money? I'm telling you, I'm teaching the children, okay?

Song Xiaobao: Shameless, you give it to children, and you use me as a negative example for children, right?

Principal: Don't be noisy, well, don't be silent, see? Don't study hard, just like him

Song Xiaobao: Not a dime. Ten cents, another hundred, don't you see?

Principal: What do you mean? Don't you have enough beggars?

Song Xiaobao: Yes.

Principal: I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

Song Xiaobao: Yes. A dime is too little.

Principal: I can add one more hair at most. Don't be silent, okay? Can I teach children?

Song Xiaobao: Too few. Where do you send beggars?

Principal: So what do you do?

Song Xiaobao: Beggar.

Principal: That's right, beggar. Forget it. I gave you my pocket money. It is mine.

Piece by piece. Stop talking.

Song Xiaobao: OK.

Principal: Xiao Wanting, watch this for me. Have you seen it? Now you have problems with your legs and feet.

Legs have been discounted, you know?

Why didn't you study hard when you were a child?

Later, his parents were worried about their legs.

Song Xiaobao: Whose leg are you talking about? You are shameless.

Principal: Oh, dear.

Song Xiaobao: My legs and feet are getting better. You are shameless.

Principal: This.

Song Xiaobao: Do you believe I can hold you to death with my legs?

Principal: Go ahead. I just saw it.

Song, what are you doing?

You don't give people injections all day.

What are you pretending to be?

Song Xiaobao: Mr. Liu asked me to make some contribution to the villa, so I did it.

So, so I have this.

Chief Lai Jin Song Xiao

Manager Jin: If it weren't for you, it would be so inhuman.

Song Xiaobao: Hold still. I didn't mean to. Me neither.

Principal: Manager Jin is just what I want to tell you.

You said that our villa is now just a harmonious place in ivory mountain.

You said this whole thing was a waste of time, not you.

Song Xiaobao: Be quiet.

Manager Jin: You don't want to send money. You tell me.

I'll solve it for you.

Song Xiaobao: What money do I lack? What money do I lack? I was forced to do so.

Did I tell you?

Liu Jingli asked me to do this and make some contribution to the villa. I can't help it

Principal: Oh, my mother is mentally ill.

Song Xiaobao: Who is mentally ill?

Principal: You.

Song Xiaobao: Who is mentally ill?

Principal: I found your spirit. Don't frighten the children. Wanting, watch it. Do not study hard.

In the future, beggars like him will be buried. Let's not talk to him. Let's go back to school. Let's leave now.

Song Xiaobao: Who will bury it?

Principal: You go, you go.

Song Xiaobao: Who will bury it?

Principal: Then what?

Song Xiaobao: Shameless, who am I talking about? Give me the money, Leo Yao. Here you are.

You give me Leo Yao's.

Principal: If you are not a beggar, what money will you get?

Song Xiaobao: Shameless, shameless you.

Manager Jin: Song, what kind of person are you?

Song Xiaobao: What?

Manager Jin: Give me my money back.

Song Xiaobao: What?

Manager Jin: Give me my money back.

Song Xiaobao: How much can you earn? You helped me hide.

Song Xiaobao: You are so inhuman.

You avoid me, I give you any money. What money did you give me?

Manager Jin: You lied to me.

Song Xiaobao: Did I write an IOU? No, you gave it to me.

Manager Jin: Cut the crap and give it to me.

Song Xiaobao: I won't give it to you. You can't find the money. I want you to find Liu Jingli.

Hey, shameless. sorry Bye.

I'm leaving. Bye.

Manager Jin: Oh, I think so.

Song Xiaobao: What?

Manager Jin: Give me the money.

Song Xiaobao: Why?

Manager Jin: Give me the money.

Manager Jin: Here. You owe me money. Or three years of bad luck.

Song Xiaobao: You are shameless.

Doesn't zaza hurt?

I'd love to.

It doesn't hurt if I want to. I am willing to be shameless

Everything is good. Don't be shameless. You all are.