The more humorous the joke (high in gold content), the funnier it is, and the more points it gives.

The nun and the priest are on the golf course, and the priest is playing golf. He hit the ball with one stroke, but missed it. The priest cursed: "TMD, missed." Another shot, not yet. Then he scolded, "Damn it, I missed again." The nun said aside, "Being a priest, swearing will be punished by God." No sooner had I finished than there was a loud noise and a flash of lightning. The nun was struck by lightning. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed and the nun who was hacked to death? At this time, I heard a voice in the sky: "TMD, I missed, too." ……

Three travelers came to a savage tribe and were caught by the tribal leader. The chief said, "None of you picked fruit." The first man came back with a peach in his hand. The chief said, "Swallow him whole." The man had to do so, so he choked to death. Shortly after arriving in heaven, he found the second man coming. He asked, "What fruit did you pick?" The second man replied, "I picked cherries." The first man wondered, "Then how did you die?" The first man said, "I laughed to death because I saw the third man come back with a big watermelon." ……