The jokes in Degang Guo's cross talk.

A: Audience friends.

Good evening everyone.

Have you all eaten?

B: Both.

A: Hahahaha

B: Is there such a problem?

A: Everyone asks this question. Have you eaten? Have you eaten? Have you eaten yet?

I've already aten

A: Ah, hahaha, I'm full.

B: I'm full.

A: Hehehe, are you flustered?

B: I'm, I'm full?

B: No, did you go out for a walk or something after eating?

Yes, I have the habit of taking a walk after supper.

B: Oh, hehe, get something, too.

A: Yes, and pick up a cigarette butt or something.

A: Then you are similar to me.

B: You also pick up cigarette butts.

I drove an old man.

B: Old, old man? ah

A: Right.

No, there are so many old people in the street. Who won't hit you if you pick it up?

Why did he hit me? Why did he hit me? He was lying there. Can you hit me?

B: Are you lying down?

A: Not only does he fall easily,

B: Hmm.

A: While clutching his chest, he is still shouting!

What are you yelling about?

A: Help! Help!

Yo, that old man must have had a heart attack.

A: That was a terrible cry.

ah

A: People around you are screaming ~

oh

Wow!

What should I do when the tide is high? this is

A: But they are all surrounded.

B: This will save the elderly.

Oh, it is broken.

B: What's wrong?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

B: What's the matter?

The tide has gone out.

Have they all left?

Who do you think these people are? This is all, this old man, he is lying there, why is nobody in charge?

B: Yes.

A: They don't care.

Do you care?

A: I'm leaving, too.

B: Come back. You have to go up for this.

I walked towards the old man.

B: It's really over.

A: Well, I called 120.

B: Well,

A: Then the ambulance came. I took the old man to the hospital, and the old man went to the emergency room, which was broken.

B: What's wrong?

I'm confused.

B: Why are you confused?

A: I don't even know the old man's last name and where he lives.

Oh, good

A: What's wrong?

B: Shall I give you an idea?

What idea?

Do you think that old man has a mobile phone?

I put it in my pocket.

B: Hey, you take that mobile phone, look through his address book and call his home.

A: Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't want to say that cross talk works, it's here, right? I want to have your brain. Let me tell you, what medical expenses should I give him?

Did you pay him back?

A: Isn't it? I don't want to pad either.

Really?

A: I thought I would give him the registration fee, but I didn't expect to swipe my card.

B: What's wrong?

A: more than 10 thousand yuan is gone

B: More than ten thousand yuan. How many cut cakes do you have to buy?

Why do I sell cut cakes? Why do you sell cut cakes?

ah

I feel sorry for money.

You can't stop calling his family.

A: Yes, I can't leave until I find his family.

B: Right.

There is no one around. I used to take my cell phone out of his pocket quietly.

B: Yes.

A: Hehehe? I don't know anyone here.

It doesn't matter whether you know them.

A: Huh?

B: as long as others know the old people.

You said I'd call. What should I say?

B: To tell you the truth.

A: Honestly?

ah

A: I said the old man had a heart attack.

B: Yes.

I fell down on the road.

B: Right.

A: I was taken to the hospital, and I paid for the medical expenses and so on.

B: Yes.

A: Bring some money to the hospital.

ah

Who can be trusted?

B: Who wouldn't believe it? Don't forget, your old man's phone is not bad.

A: Let's try it first.

B: Try it.

Who should I call?

B: Take any one.

A: Let's call it that. Hey, listen to me. The thing is, an old man had a heart attack.

B: Yes.

A: I fell down on the road and was saved.

B: Right.

A: I paid for all the medical expenses. Oh, the other party also spoke.

what to say

A: Hehehe, you saved an old man? So where did the old man come from?

This old man, he is from the south.

Yes, does he have a white beard?

A little white beard

Is he holding a cane in his hand?

B: use crutches.

A: Yes, an old man with a white beard came from the south, holding an outstretched white stick in his hand. Yes, an old man with a white beard came from the south with an outstretched white stick in his hand.

B: I also met a crosstalk performer. Do you have any immediate family members of this old man?

What are immediate family members?

B: It's the old man's son and daughter. Do you think there is?

A: My son didn't notice an old pimple.

B: Old pimples. Generally, I call this little son Lao a knot in one's heart.

A: There is no guarantee. Let's give him a chance.

You call him.

A: Hello, old pimple?

B: What does it say over there?

A: Hehehe, listen to me first. This is on the road. I met an old man who had a heart attack. I was saved and sent to the hospital. I pay all the medical expenses.

B: That's right.

Do you think you can send the money to the hospital as soon as possible?

B: Yes.

A: Hehehe, no, no,

B: Don't worry.

A: Don't do that.

Don't believe it.

A: No, he's here. I can't believe it. His buddy won't watch it today. What day is today?

B: Does it still depend on the date?

A: April 1st.

Yes, you can see that you are in a hurry.

I got eight, uh, eight calls today.

B: It's too small. Here you are.

A: Besides, I've done it all.

B: You've done it, too.

A: Yes, last April Fool's Day, I called a buddy and told him that his son had an accident in Urumqi. He went without saying anything.

Really?

I searched there for three months, but I have no money on me. I must come back with food.

Do you think you will lose or not?

No, man, come on. We are all foxes in the mountains. What will you tell me about Liaozhai?

He took you as a prank.

I mean, people don't believe me. You have to let me make a phone call.

B: It seems that this old pimple is not the old man's son.

B: That's right.

A: Here's the thing.

B: Hmm.

A: Well, I'll make one last call if I can, but I'll go my own way.

B: Then who are you calling?

A: Just give it to him.

B: Who is it?

Tigress

B: Tigress?

As soon as I answered the phone, I heard a loud cry.

What are you yelling about?

A: Bad old man, you didn't go home to sleep at midnight. Where have you been?

B: It seems that this number is correct. This is the old man's wife.

Well, not this time.

B: Very accurate.

A: It's broken.

B: how did it break?

A: I dare not say.

B: What's there to be afraid of?

A: Tigress, all right, I'll throw caution to the wind. Does she love it or not?

B: That's it.

A: Yes, I said old lady, you have seen it clearly. I'll call you from your father's mobile phone. I have your father now, and his life is dying. He's in a coma, just waiting for you to take money to save him! Of course, believe it or not, I tell you, if you don't bring money, well, I don't want money, and I don't care if your old man is dead or alive.

Can that old lady trust you?

I believe

Really?

I believe

B: The couple still have deep feelings.

A: That's right. One day, husband and wife get married for a hundred days. Can I not believe it? Ah, a little girl

ah

I have to give you some advice.

B: advise you?

I know it's hard to find this job now. We can't stare at the mountain, eat the contents of the pot and look at the contents of the pot. You are still young. Youth is capital, you should go the right way. I know you are under pressure, but then again, who is not under pressure now? I can tell you, even if you have to, you can't take risks. Are you worthy of the education of your parents and teachers? But don't worry, just the two of us, I will never call the police, so don't kill the ticket.

B: Ahahahaha, I think you are the kidnapper.

Ouch

Stop sighing, you have to keep calling.

A: What shall I call? Who am I calling? Let you tell me, this phone call has been made all over, and you still don't believe me. What do you think is wrong with this man now? Trust me, what's so hard about it? Huh? Who doesn't come and who doesn't believe it? Will I dare to do such a good thing in the future?

All right, all right, stop complaining here.

A: What's wrong?

You were on the phone.

A: Huh?

B: Leave me alone. I don't believe it either.

A: Why?

B: You don't even know the old man's name.

I have no other choice.

Let me give you an idea.

What idea?

B: Look, doesn't this phone have a camera? Take a photo of the old man, write down which hospital you live in and how much you spend, and send this photo as a multimedia message. Can they not believe it?

A: Ladies and gentlemen, this crosstalk brain is still good. If I have your brain, you can give me one or two more brains, and I will give him some medical expenses.

B: You're here for a drink.

A: That's a good idea. I took out my cell phone at that time.

B: Yes.

A: I am Geely Carla, Geely Carla, Geely Carla. I photographed the old man up and down, left and right, and took more than a dozen photos. Finally, I wrote, edited, edited, and sent the multimedia message in groups.

B: why do you want to send it in groups?

A: Of course, they didn't believe me just now! ! I'll show you this photo this time and toss you all to the hospital.

Are they coming?

A: No one came. The phone came first.

B: Who's here?

Brother, man

This old pimple

Did you just, just, just call?

B: It's me.

A: I know this person. When I look at this picture, I just ...........................................................................................................................................................

B: Why did I come to see you so early?

Oh, yes, wait there. The horse will arrive soon.

B: Here I am.

A: We'll stay on the phone at any time. If you are a man, I really thank you. ...

Don't thank me. You will succeed through hard work.

Little girl, it was you who called just now.

B: This is the wife.

My aunt is getting senile. Just now, the neighborhood told me that my old man fell downstairs and was saved by a little girl. It happened that this photo of you came. Oh, my aunt still thinks you are a kidnapper. How can I put it? Wait there. My son and I will be there soon. We'll keep talking at any time. Tell my son how much it will cost.

Yo, are these people here?

A: All these people arrived at the hospital while they were speaking. Old pimple, the old lady and her son came to see me, and then grandpa woke up.

B: awake?

A: His son not only returned the money to me, but also held my hand with tears in his eyes and was very grateful to me.

B: Thank you.

I am embarrassed. I said, hey, what's this called? This is what we young people should do.

B: Right.

A: Besides, the old man is fine. What the hell happened to us? You are so busy at work that you come here to travel. You come from a big place.

B: Where are you from?

A: I am happy when the young man speaks.

What did he say?

A: I'm from the south. Thank you for saving an old man with a white beard with a white cane.

B: You