Satire stupid classical Chinese

1. Ask for an article that satirizes others in classical Chinese, and one of them offers tea (classical Chinese).

Original: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at playing with mortar. But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills. The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest held the teacup in his hand and said, "It's a little hot."

Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated.

2. Ask for a preface to satirize others' classical Chinese mourning [Tang] Liu Zongyuan

original text

Always self-sufficient and good at traveling. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people left Hunan by boat. Zhongji, if the ship is broken, it will do. One is to do your best and not be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What are you going to do now? " Yue: "I have 1000 yuan, which is heavy. Let's talk about it later. " He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. It is beneficial for the time being. The man who saved himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and secretive, you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Drowned. I mourn it. And if so, do you have to drown the big goods to protect yourself? So I wrote "mourning".

translate

Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When crossing the river, the boat broke down and everyone began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today? " He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. The man who had swam over stood on the shore and shouted, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again. So he drowned. I feel very sad about this. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a big man? So I wrote "mourning".

meaning

This article satirizes those who are blinded by interests in the world, and then warns some greedy people that if they don't wake up and look back, they will die in vanity fair. But it also tells us that no amount of money is useless.

"Mourning" means mourning for the drowning person. The reason for saying "mourning" is because the author laments that drowning people can't wake up until they die. His greed for money made him lose care of his life, which made the author feel that "Italy drowned a big man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who were greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!

By telling the story that a swimmer who was always the best swimmer was drowned because he couldn't afford money, the preface to mourning for the past satirized the ignorance of the world's love for money and warned them that if they didn't wake up suddenly, they would be buried in vanity fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eye of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not attach importance to money.

Writing Characteristics of Preface to love the water Wen

Writing characteristics.

(1) The preface to mourning for the past is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid.

The positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, the action description, "trying to be unusual", implies the burden of money; The second is the language description, "I have a thousand dollars, and it is very heavy, which is later", indicating that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, twice "you shouldn't shake your head", indicating that you want money and don't despair.

Side foil also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", being pointed out by others that he is always good at swimming, thus comparing his abnormal behavior of "doing his best" today; The second is comparison. He drowned as the best swimmer, compared with those who were not as good as him and could reach the other side safely. The third is to expose his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".

3. Ask the satirical monk to offer tea (classical Chinese) Original: Lingyin Temple monk, named after tea, can.

But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise.

Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills.

The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest took the teacup and handed it to him, saying, "It's a little hot." Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated people.

4. What two kinds of people are mocked in the witticism? One-liners satirize lackeys and self-righteous villains who flatter others.

Excerpts from classical Chinese:

Langshiwei

The fox smiled and said to the pig, "You are stupid. How can you compare with me?" The pig said, "Why are you laughing at me? You may not be able to contribute to the world. " The fox said, "My skin can cover my whole life (for the benefit of the people). How can I not say anything? If so, you are useless. " The pig said, "My meat can be fed to people. How can I not say anything? " Sheep trade rushed (recklessly hit the ground) and said, "There is no need to compare. What if I can have both? " Before the words were finished, the wolf suddenly appeared and killed them all. He smiled and said, "This ordinary slave beast is always willing to reward his merits and only make my sacrifice."

The fox smiled and said to the pig, "You stupid animal, how can you compare with me?" The pig said, "You don't have to laugh at me, and you may not have made any contribution to the world." The fox said, "My fur can be used as clothes and quilts for the benefit of the people. How can I say that I have no credit? " ? If it's you, there's no credit. "The pig said," My meat can fill people's stomachs. How can you say that there is no credit? At this moment, a sheep rushed over and said, "You don't have to argue any more. I have all your advantages. What do you think? " Before the words were finished, the wolf suddenly came, killed them all and ate them all. He smiled and said, "These animals are only suitable for being slaves. They always talk about their own advantages, which can only be my dish! "

Feeling:

Don't always think that you can show off everywhere if you have a little ability or advantage. Modest and low-key.

At the same time, it also satirizes the jealousy of the rulers in the late Qing Dynasty. No matter how talented people are, they will be persecuted because of the exploitation and * * * of the rulers, and they will not be able to make contributions.

5. Who killed Kerwin Chen's classical Chinese to satirize a person who didn't pretend to understand?

This will not only hinder the progress of your knowledge, but also make ignorant jokes.

Who killed Michael Chen? Selected from Biography of Ming and Qing Dynasties. This fable tells us that one should treat knowledge honestly and modestly.

Original text:

A wanted to see the city killing the city and asked around, "What should I do?" Or, "good biography of the ram." "Later, when I saw you, I asked you, do you study? Answer: "only the ram." "Ask again:" Who killed Chen? " A said to him for a long time, "I will never kill Chen." In order to examine the fallacy, he said, "if you don't kill Chen, who will kill him?" "So I was so scared that I went out. People asked him why, but they said loudly, "When you saw the Ming government, you visited him with death, and then you were afraid to come back. When you are forgiven, you will be listened to. " "

Translation:

A man wanted to meet the magistrate and asked the people around him, "What are the hobbies of the magistrate?" Someone said, "The county magistrate likes to watch the biography of the ram." Later, the man went to visit the county magistrate. The magistrate asked him, "What book are you reading now?" He replied, "I have only read the biography of the ram." The magistrate asked, "Who killed Chen?" It took the man a long time to answer, "I have never killed Chen in my life." Hearing this, the magistrate knew that the man was lying. Then he joked with him and said, "You didn't kill Chen. Who did it? " So the man fled the county government barefoot. Asked why, he said loudly, "I'm going to see the county magistrate. As soon as I saw him, he asked me about the case of human life. I dare not go to see the county magistrate again, otherwise I can only come out if I encounter Amnesty. "