Classic lines about scholar falling in love with soldier Chen Ximei

Bad guy:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chen Ximei: I don’t know what you are talking about, but it’s none of my husband-in-law’s business. Porridge: Iron plate divine number, Taiyi divine number, Liuren divine number, Ziwei Dou number, knock on the turtle shell, blind woman mold the bone, clip the zodiac sign for the new year, the child screams whooping cough, the Emperor Wen hangs on the Emperor Wu, the first seven dozen Zhaiwei's Seven Calling Souls, Ziping Bazi, Book of Three Generations, God's Golden Jianjian, God's Iron Guan Dao, District God catches ghosts, catches evil and demons, plays tricks on gods and ghosts, misfortune gods deceive ghosts, beats villains on the chicken neck bridge, and asks for rice. Interpretation of dreams: looking at the water bowl, photographing Tai Sui, relieving stomach wine, worshiping the three temples, worshiping the four corners, worshiping the Stove King, descending from the South Sea, driving away corpses in Xiangxi, and Western astrology. Porridge, Noodles and Rice: The first prize came just in time to save my mother-in-law. Porridge, Noodles and Rice: Good luck with the start of the project. If you can, try it. 03 Later, when the little girl came back from Changsha, the villagers gave her a plaque

Autumn Harvest Sister-in-law : You're welcome... In order to support you, we specially made a plaque for you as a commemoration

Audience: Yes...

Sister: Why are you so embarrassed?

Shang (leaning close to the girl’s ear): If you are really embarrassed, don’t accept it (she knocked her away)

(The plaque came, and Shang was invited to step forward and reveal the red on the plaque. The cloth is a piece of wood that looks very rotten, with the words "Mao will die from time immemorial." "Mao" is a typo (Cantonese pronunciation), which was later corrected with a stroke.

Mei (example) Holding up the plaque, excitedly): Dad, I finally got it, I really didn’t expect to get this plaque

(Striding past, the plaque swept over everyone’s heads, everyone squatted and ducked)

(Turn around sharply, the plaque swept over everyone's heads again, everyone hurriedly hid)

Sister: If you hadn't taught me, no one would have died since ancient times (I strode past again, the plaque swept over Over everyone's heads, everyone crouched down, ducking) I wouldn't be here today (turn around sharply, everyone ducking) This plaque belongs to you, daddy!

Up (After hiding, stand up, say yes Old man): How can I be hit by her so easily... Wow! (The plaque is swept over again, everyone hides)

Sister: The second thing I want to thank is that you have always taken care of me like this. My parents, this plaque belongs to you

Everyone (touched): I am so happy~~~

Sister: And (turns around, everyone hides), I finally What I want to thank is the group of brothers who have been with me through life and death. Thank you, sir. The glory belongs not only to my sister, but to everyone (suddenly turning around, everyone was busy hiding again). Thank you for your support!

Part 1 (complaining to the old man): How many times do I have to turn around?

The old man suddenly opened his eyes wide, raised a finger, and squatted down suddenly

Up (turning back, scanning the plaque, "Bang!!!!!!"): Ah~~~~~~~~~~~Chen Ximei: Human! born! since! antiquity! who! none! die! Little sister: You didn’t tell me

Your Majesty Xie: Tell you, I’m telling you, but you don’t understand. If you understand, you won’t do it. If you do, you’ll make a mistake again. It’s wrong. And you don’t want to admit it, let me tell you! ~Your Majesty Xie: I work from beginning to end. Now that I have carried you on my back, I will not put you down easily.

Chen Ximei: (face turned red) The handsome man on the 88th floor: Dressed like a businessman, with eyes that want to kill, he is definitely not an ordinary person. Emperor Xie: Then let me ask you, who has never died since ancient times, what is the last sentence?

Little sister: I know this. This is the motto my father gave me. Since ancient times, no one has died, so leave...

Porridge, noodles, rice: What should I leave behind?

Little girl: Stay... Don't make any noise, I can't even remember you when you are so close...

Handsome man: What should you keep?

Porridge: Is there pus?

Powder: Drooling?

Noodle: Nosebleed?

Little sister: The green hills left behind have no firewood!

Porridge, noodles and rice: hilarious! The younger sister sang folk songs on the roof and apologized: Oh~~~~~~~~~~There is a younger sister who is so stupid that she could die, even stupider than a pig; it makes her unable to survive, and makes her brother unable to survive

You Yulan: What, you want my son to die?