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April fool's day cheat red envelopes

WeChat group red packets:

1, who lent me 5000 yuan? Let me buy myself a 6s! It has been staged for five years ... every year 1000, 83 yuan every month, 2.7 every day. I give you a red envelope every day, and there are surprises every day ... I have contact every day, so I will never give up for five years.

2. "Give me two yuan to buy something for you ..." After you happily sent a red envelope, he replied "Buy a lesson" and was immediately choked.

3. When I am poorest, my friends will give me 5 yuan, people who like me will give me 5.20, people who love me will give me 13. 14, people who think they are good people will give me 52.52, and people who love me the most will give me 99.99, even if they don't want to talk to me.

I just want to say that it's a hot day. See if there are any good people who send me red envelopes and let me buy a popsicle to eat. One yuan is also love, whether to send it or not.

Halloween is coming to test our relationship. Netizen 1 yuan, like 3 yuan, secretly love 5 yuan, brother 7 yuan ... old love 52 yuan, husband 99.99 yuan. ...