Funny and philosophical Internet sentences

Hope to adopt it!! 1. The fewer enemies or close friends, the safer it is.

2. Silence, withdrawal, and rejection---the three best ways to attract men.

3. Freedom means being able to choose—either live a meaningful life or die with dignity.

4. There is no dead end in life. I figured it out, but it is just that when you are hungry, you have to eat, and when you are tired, you have to sleep.

5. The simpler a nation’s history is, the happier its people are. This principle is similar to the misfortune of the country and the great fortune of the poet.

6. The book has its own beauty, can it be understood this way - if a woman wants to have a beautiful face forever, it is better to read more good books instead of wearing makeup.

7. There is no pretense on the stage of life---sooner or later, everyone will really become the role he plays every day.

8. If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face. If you want to take it off again, you will have to peel off the skin by breaking your muscles and bones.

9. Don’t be distracted by money when working, and the money will come faster.

10. Those who are willing to show their true colors to others must have a Zen mind and concentration. Therefore, a fake Confucian is not as good as a real prostitute.

11. The most torturous thing in marriage is not conflict, but boredom.

12. Knowledge is not power, wisdom is.

13. Smart people should be happy---people who think they are smart often feel troubled.

14. A true gentleman is one who does things with a worldly attitude and conducts himself with a worldly attitude.

15. A woman always wants to change the man she likes. When he really changes, she doesn’t like him anymore.

16. Beautiful women always get the benefit of the doubt wherever they go - the benefit is small, but the loss is big.

17. Unrequited love is like a murder---if you are not careful, you will be exposed.

18. Safety instructions: First, beware of good-tempered people getting angry. Second, don’t compete with someone who has nothing to lose.

19. The reason why social interaction is tiring is because everyone is trying to show qualities that they actually do not possess.

20. Comfort is useful--it can make the pain clearer and double.

21. The only thing in the world that becomes better and better as time goes by is memories.

22. Animals only believe what they see, but people can see what they believe---happiness and troubles all come from this.

23. There is no such thing as exclusivity in the world---it's just the price you pay for what you want.

24. No one can share the real pain with you---you can only transfer it from one shoulder to your other shoulder.

25. What is exhausting is not the thing itself - it is the mentality of worrying about gains and losses before and after.

26. What is frustrating is often not the fact, but the comparison.

27. One of the differences between knowledge and wealth is that there is no shame in the former no matter where it is obtained.

28. What ignites the spark of art is not so much inspiration as evil thoughts.

29. If you always look up, you will grow taller. If you always lower your head to take advantage, you will become hunchbacked.

30. The reason why many people keep making mistakes is that it is easier to apologize afterwards than to resist temptation beforehand.

31. What you wish for will come true--whatever fear you have, you will encounter what kind of ghost.

32. There are no ifs in life---but there are many buts.

33. A happy marriage is rare in the world, so marriage should be with an enemy---that is to accomplish a lifelong event and to complete the great cause of revenge, killing two birds with one stone.

34. Nostalgia...not because of how good that era was, but because you were young at that time.

35. What a person shows off shows what he lacks in his heart.

36. The place where a person cares more is the place where he feels most inferior.

37. People have the habit of judging good or bad based on the first impression. When they think a person is good, they will love the whole house. When they think a person is bad, they will completely deny it.

38. The more proud people are, the more they like to hide it; the more painful things are, the more they like to make a fuss about it.

39. This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the powerful. It is the world of the thoughtful.

40. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

41. Learning should be increased, pride should be reduced, opportunities should be multiplied, and laziness should be eliminated.

42. The ignorance of childhood is cute, the ignorance of teenagers is ridiculous; the ignorance of youth is pitiful; the ignorance of middle age is deplorable, and the ignorance of old age is sad.

43. People allow a stranger to prosper, but cannot tolerate the promotion of a person around them. Because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between people at the same level, but there are no such problems with strangers.

44. When a woman likes a man, she hopes to hear lies; when a woman hates a man, she hopes to hear the truth.

45. If you lend too much money to a person, you will make that person a bad person.

46. Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

47. Enemies become comrades mostly for survival, and comrades become enemies mostly for money.

48. Gaining something is low-level happiness, and asking for nothing is high-level happiness.

49. A genius who fails is a fool!

50. 1% of people in the world take advantage of small losses, while 99% of people take advantage of small things and suffer big losses. Most successful people are from the 1%.

51. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, but feed.

52. It is easy for Chinese people to imitate Americans, but it is difficult for Chinese people to imitate Chinese people.

53. The prerequisite for a person's luck is actually his ability to change himself.

54. Human growth requires education from four aspects - parents, teachers, books, and society. Interestingly, the latter always seems to run counter to the first three.

55. Managing your strengths can increase the value of your life; managing your weaknesses can devalue your life.

56. Life is like a green leaf. As time goes by, it slowly turns yellow, but its veins are still clearly visible.

57. It is easy to make things complicated, but it is complicated to make things simple.

58. If you are a small grass, you will not be able to grow into a big tree even in the best company. If this is the case, it is better to go through the wind and rain and cultivate yourself into a precious flower.

59. The rule of survival at work in the 21st century is: build a personal brand and turn your name into money.

60. Fear of father is filial piety, fear of wife is love.

61. There are no unqualified students, only unqualified parents.

62. The earth is in motion, and it will not be in an unlucky position forever.

63. We can hide from everyone, but we cannot hide from a fly. What makes us unhappy in life are often the little things.

64. There is a kind of person who only does two things: if you succeed, he will be jealous of you; if you fail, he will laugh at you.

65. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = - extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love.

66. Any fool can seduce a girl; but knowing how to leave her can only be done by a mature man.

67. A person has two eyes, both of which are parallel, so he should look at people equally; his two ears are on both sides, so he should not listen to one side's words; although a person has only one heart, However, there are two hearts, left and right, so when doing things, you must not only think about yourself, but also think about others.

68. Enterprises must have unique resources that cannot be stolen, bought, dismantled, taken away, or slipped away.

69. A gaffe means accidentally telling the truth.

70. Sincerity does not mean blaming other people’s shortcomings, but it does mean not complimenting others’ shortcomings.

71. Human nature is greed, but without greed society will not progress.

72. Falling in love is missing someone’s heart, marriage is tying one’s heart, and love is swallowing one’s heart.

73. The best offense is to attack yourself.

74. The meaning of life is not to get a good hand, but to play a bad hand well.

75. Success is a concept, getting rich is an obligation, and happiness is a right.

76. Competition is actually a kind of friendship. You can improve your intelligence with the help of your opponents. Those who are afraid of competition have already lost to their opponents.

77. Money can help the poor solve problems, but it helps the rich create problems.

78. Investing love in one person is risky; investing love in many people is dangerous.

79. Real wealth is a way of thinking, not a monthly income number.

80. If a person wants to be mediocre, there will be few obstacles; if a person wants to be outstanding, there will be many obstacles. Many mediocre people have harmonious relationships with those around them, while many outstanding people have tense relationships with those around them.

81. Married men and women are all "overjoyed" and "looking forward to it".

82. Third-rate makeup is makeup for the face; second-rate makeup is makeup for the spirit; first-rate makeup is makeup for life.

83. The word "crisis" means danger and opportunity. Don't give up any effort.

84. It is the hero who emerges, the talent who emerges, and the fool who emerges.

85. The "general" should consider his lover, "stand" his lover's nagging, and "reason" should be humble to his lover. A man should be a "general manager".

86. If there are three people walking together, there must be my master. Among the three swordsmen, there must be one strong person. In a love triangle, there must be one injured person.