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Not three or four thousand

Not one or two thousand.

It's really 998

Eight-star and eight-arrow spacecraft

99 main mainstream functions

Internet access is free.

Free calls.

There is really gold on the surface! !

Don't hesitate, just pick up the phone and order! !

1P: This customer, it would be a big mistake if you bought his mobile phone. My mobile phone is much better than his. You can throw it off the Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world, and borrow a friend to make a phone call.

1P: You are strong. You are really strong. Let's compare the photos. My pixel is the highest in the mobile phone industry at present, with 100 million pixels. It is also equipped with a flash of the same model and specification as the aircraft. Even if you are in the bottomless pit, I can take your picture.

The first salesman said that my mobile phone can be used for one year if it is charged for ten minutes. The second salesman said that my mobile phone is charged by solar energy, vibrated and never turned off. The first salesman said that my mobile phone was anti-theft. After the thief stole it, he couldn't take off the battery and turn it off. And he will automatically take off the thief's head and send it to you, and accurately calculate the thief's position. The second salesman said that it can't compare with my mobile phone. If a thief steals my mobile phone and enters the unlock password incorrectly for three consecutive times, the mobile phone will immediately send out a strong current to stun the thief and automatically dial 1 10 to report the exact location.