Funny and humorous love words (selected 15 sentences)

2, love is just a word, I didn't do it once!

3, I am purely fictional, and I am a ghost when I meet online!

After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten.

5. Praise a female classmate in person: You are really a lotus flower!

6. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan!

7. Now it is better to have money than to have power, and power is not as good as a gun, and a gun is not as good as an axe and sickle!

8, this QQ long-term agent strike up a conversation and strike up a conversation business, welcome women and children to smile and negotiate.

9, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

10, on the way to success, I live a stupid life every day. Actually, I'm smart, but my IQ is a little low.

1 1. I just arrived in Shenzhen, and as soon as I left the station, I met a woman who was pulling business: Big Brother, it's hard to take a bus on the road. Come in and have a rest!

12, dead! There is no hope! I don't want to. I also have a wish, that is, put on my evening dress, jump into a bathroom full of beautiful women and be killed by them!

13, accustomed to the horizon: a dozen friends just went up the stairs on the second floor to eat, and saw a man downstairs holding a pregnant woman, walking in front of his brother, and quickly made way. Looking back, he said, Stay in formation downstairs!

14, reading today, I saw that Kangxi was the king of a country at the age of 23. I am depressed; But I saw that Emperor Tongzhi died for four years at the age of twenty-three, and I was in balance.

15. On Valentine's Day, I found the phone number of a middle school girl and sent her a short message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, please drink half a bowl first, and I will put it in my arms to keep you warm. A few minutes later, she replied with a short message: Who introduced you? 400 at a time and 700 at night.