Who provides a hilarious joke?

Tell me one of my own, Gege. One day when my colleague went to the bank, I gave him my bank card and asked him to take it out for me. I know there isn't much money in it, but I forget how much. When he came back, he threw me three yuan and his bank card, saying that he would not come to me specially in the future, which was very shameful.

At lunch time in kindergarten, girl A said to the teacher, Teacher, I hate eating mushrooms. Can I leave them? Teacher: Yes, but you see that classmate B is so cute because he likes mushrooms, right, classmate B? Girl B: No, I was born so cute.

Go to school in the morning

Be stopped at the door for questioning

Why aren't you wearing your school uniform!

Isn't today Saturday?

Who stipulates that you can't wear school uniforms on Saturday!

Then tell me who stipulated that you should go to school on Saturday!

I left without looking back, leaving the teacher alone in the wind.

I'm a fucking courier. You give me a school uniform! ! !

These days, I was listening to The Journey to the West in Dan Tianfang, saying, Don't look at Tang Priest's hardships. You don't have to take less showers. No matter which monster is very hygienic, it should be washed at least ten times and eight times before eating. It's clean inside and out, and it's going to steam soon. I called for help from Monkey Sun, laughing my head off. More importantly, the monkey is intentional, considerate of the hard work of his master, and uses the power of goblins from time to time.

I lent my homework to someone else to copy today. Unexpectedly, something unfortunate happened. Ouch ... that idiot who copied my homework lost my exercise book! The teacher asked me to give her the best reason to let me go. ... this is my standard answer:

I won't lend it to him,

He will never finish it;

Can't finish eating,

He will be scolded by the teacher;

Be scolded by the teacher,

He will be sad;

He was very sad,

Will give up learning;

Give up studying,

He will not be able to graduate;

Cann't graduate,

He will not find a job;

Can't find a job to do,

He won't make money;

Can't make money,

He will have no money to pay taxes;

No money to pay taxes,

It will be difficult for the state to pay teachers;

Teachers are not paid,

You will not be in the mood to teach;

Teachers are not in the mood to teach,

It will affect the future of our motherland;

Has affected the future of the motherland,

China will be difficult to take off;

China is hard to take off,

What is the face of China people?

China people have no face,

How can a teacher have face?

The teacher has no face,

You don't want to teach,

Will resign;

The teacher resigned,

Education in China will fall behind;

China is backward in education,

The Chinese nation will become a barbaric nation;

The Chinese nation has become a savage nation,

The United States will suspect that China has weapons of mass destruction;

Our country has weapons of mass destruction,

The United States will go to war with China;

The United States and China went to war,

The third world war will break out;

When the Third World War broke out,

One of them must be weak;

Lack of strength,

Can use nuclear weapons;

Use nuclear weapons,

It will destroy the natural environment;

The natural environment is destroyed,

The atmosphere will break a big hole;

A big hole in the atmosphere,

The earth's temperature rises,

Polar icebergs will melt;

Icebergs melt,

The water level of the earth will rise;

The water level of the earth rises,

All mankind will be drowned. ......

Because I'm afraid of death,

So I lent-work-industry to others to copy! This teacher should be satisfied. ...

To adopt oh (* _ _ *) hee hee. ...