A new version of Snow White's play.

Characters: Queen, Mirror, Snow White, Three Dwarfs, Prince.

Narrator

The first field

Narrator: A long time ago, there was a gorgeous queen, but behind the gorgeous, there was a jealous heart. As long as she hears that someone is more beautiful than her, she can't stand it. She has a magic mirror and often goes to the mirror to admire herself.

(Accompanied by the music of DJ version of "Two Little Bees", the Queen and the Magic Mirror approach each other step by step and POSE two poses. )

Queen: Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the handsome guy in the world?

Mirror: Sorry, there is something wrong with the system. Please re-enter the voice prompt.

Queen: Forget it. Tell Ai Jia who is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Mirror: OK, restart. Come and see, everyone, this man is really beautiful! She has long hair as black as a waterfall, snow-white skin and a graceful figure. Every man will be tempted when he sees her, and every woman will sigh at her. She is Snow White.

Queen: You broken mirror, where did you get so much nonsense?

Mirror: Please don't be sad, my child. Every girl is an angel who landed on the earth. Some people have their feet facing the ground, while others have their heads facing the ground. Unfortunately, your face fell right on a piece of granite. This is a fate that no one can change.

Queen: If you weren't the global limit, I would have smashed you!

Mirror: Huh? You've said it many times.

Queen: I don't believe that the queen is not as good as the princess. !

Magic mirror: I think external beauty is secondary, and spiritual beauty is important. But if you really want to be beautiful, you have to go to a beauty salon.

Queen: Is it the long-lost one? ...

Mirror: (taking the queen's words) Yes, the long-lost one-give me back my drifting fist!

Actors A and B go up, and I will swing my fist after the performance. )

If you play like this for 7749 days, you can become as beautiful as him. (pointing to actors B, A and B)

Queen: I can't wait. I hope Snow White won't see the sun tomorrow. Go kill her.

Magic mirror: Although your idea is very creative, I am a magic mirror, not a devil.

Queen: You are the devil. I told the canteen to add a box lunch for you at noon tomorrow.

Mirror: Hey ... Braised pork.

Queen: Add two pieces of chicken butt. Let's go

The second field

(Snow White is embroidering Yuanyang. She puts on the magic mirror of "The Devil enters the village" in the costume of a Japanese soldier, wears a military cap and a depth close-up mirror at the bottom of the bottle, and holds a broom as a machine gun, making a gesture of entering the village. She comes behind Snow White and kicks hard. )

Mirror: something is in the way!

(Staring at the magic mirror, getting up slowly and throwing away what is in your hand)

The magic mirror froze to see such a stunning beauty and threw away the broom in its hand.

Snow White: (gradually approaching the magic mirror and slamming her shoulder) What can I do for you, handsome boy?

Magic mirror: (almost knocked down, telling the audience) Flower girl, big! (to Snow White) Little girl! I just finished eating, and I have nothing to do when I pass by. Can you accompany me to visit Building 8? (Building 8 is a girls' dormitory)

Snow White: Hmm … OK. (Jumping into Building 8 with a magic mirror)

Narrator: Snow White was tricked into Building 8, and the magic mirror revealed his true colors.

Magic mirror: (throw away Snow White, look at Snow White and smile grimly) Haha ... Snow White, haha. ...

Snow White: (looking scared and not putting her hand on her chest) You, what do you want?

Mirror: I am the devil, and I will finish you today.

(The magic mirror pulls out a sharp knife and approaches Snow White)

Snow White: (Be afraid, stand back. ) the bright attack of the moon!

Mirror: Six Pulse Excalibur! (The mirror is shielded)

Snow White: Turtle sent qigong!

Mirror: (Mirror is in another block) Gan Kun is moving!

Snow White: (pulls out an original revolver from under the skirt) Bang!

(The magic mirror is shot, his hand is over his chest, and he slowly falls to the ground.)

Snow White: Can you escape my speed and the speed of the times? Hum! (Shook his head and walked away haughtily)

Narrator: Over there, the queen is still waiting for news from the magic mirror.

(Queen, look in the mirror and take photos while walking. On the magic mirror)

Magic mirror: (in front of the queen) the emperor ... the emperor ... the queen ... (making wounds)

Queen: (pointing at the mirror sternly) Why did you come back? !

Magic mirror: (blood spurts from the mouth to the queen's face) I ... she ... me. ...

Queen: What? (Wipe up quickly and fan the magic mirror) Raise your face and die! (The mirror is rotated to the ground by the fan) It seems that I have to do it myself. He can run out of the classroom but not out of the restaurant. (Sharp laughter) Hahahaha ... Hum! (Under the Empress)

Third field

Scene: A small house.

Narrator: There are three lovely dwarfs living in the forest. One day, they met the lost Snow White.

(From the music "Rabbit Dance", three dwarfs line up to dance rabbit dance, and "Rabbit Dance" stops)

Three dwarfs: (with their backs to the audience)

A: It's the opposite.

Three dwarfs: (posing to the audience) Yeah! Shh! We have a situation. Get out! (Snow White)

Snow White: (pointing to the house) Does anyone live here? (loudly asks) Is anyone there?

Dwarf A: Who are you? Which unit are you from?

Snow White: I'm Snow White, from Red women soldiers. (Three dwarfs run to Snow White)

Dwarf A: (pointing to Snow White) Really?

Snow White: Really, don't trust the test!

Dwarf B: Look. (Snow White stands still, and three dwarfs ask around her)

Dwarf A: Why is Snow White?

Snow White: Because it wants to forget the past!

Dwarf B: Will it snow again today?

Snow White: It won't rain today, but it will tomorrow!

Dwarf c: the land occupies a high position, and the mountains are beautiful through the ages.

Snow White: The door faces the sea, and the three rivers flow side by side for thousands of years!

Dwarf B: King Guy Woody.

Snow White: River Demon in Baota Town.

Dwarf C: Why is your face red?

Snow White: Brilliant.

Dwarf A: Why is it yellow again?

Snow White: Vaseline for cold protection.

Three dwarfs: (looking at each other) Yes, yes.

Snow White: (grabbing the dwarf's hand and jumping up) I finally found you!

Dwarf A: Are all comrades safe?

Snow White: Well, it's safe. Comrades miss you very much. I'm lost here. (Leaning his head on B's shoulder, coquetry said)

Dwarf C: Never mind, come to our house. (Dwarf and Snow White get off together)

Scene 4

Narrator: On this day, all three dwarfs went out, leaving only Snow White at home. The evil queen finally found Snow White. She carefully made a poisonous apple and tried to poison Snow White. (Queen)

Queen: (Both of them walk in the other's direction with their heads down) I heard that in the campus of Polytechnic University, seeing beautiful women can make you live forever.

Snow White: It is said that seeing handsome guys on the campus of polytechnic university can prolong life.

Queen: Ah! Miss, do you want to lose weight?

Snow White: Thanks, I don't want it. I am already very thin.

Queen: There is a saying that you have a good figure. We'll see. Two steps, not fat.

Snow White: Take two steps, take two steps.

(The princess turns her ass and walks away)

Queen: (takes out an apple to Snow White) Girl, I admire you so much. This apple is so cute that I give it to you as a gift.

Snow White: Oh, thank you. (Pick up the apple and take a bite)

Queen: (with a sly smile) Haha ... This is the first strange poison in the world that I developed exclusively, and it will kill me in one day!

Snow White: Ha ha ha! The first strange poison in the world killed you that day, and it should be half a step with a smile from our White House.

Queen: We were killed by seven different poisonous insects in one day, and Hemerocallis was extracted for 7749 days. It is colorless and tasteless, killing people without leaving a trace.

Snow White: Hum, our smile is made of honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, Platycodon grandiflorum and Saussurea involucrata. It doesn't need refrigeration or even preservatives. Apart from its toxicity, it tastes delicious.

Queen: People who die after eating us for a day will lose their martial arts, their veins will flow backwards, they will have delusions, become possessed, and finally die of a burst blood vessel.

Snow White: That's right. As the name implies, people who eat our smiles must never walk half a step or smile, otherwise they will explode and die.

He: Traveling at home, killing people is really a good medicine.

Narrator: So, where can I buy it?

Snow White: This elder brother is really lucky. I happen to have one here. (toxic attack, slowly falling down)

Queen: Pour the wine ... hahaha ... (At the beginning of Chinese Cabbage, the queen walked around the princess's body and kicked the princess after the music stopped) Is she dead?

Princess: (looking up) Not yet!

Queen: (kicking the princess) Not dead, not dead! ... is he dead?

The princess (raises her head) is dead!

Queen: Hahahaha ... The sunset is red and clouds fly to the west. Soldiers shoot at the target and return to the camp! Hum!

Narrator: When the three dwarfs came home, they saw Snow White unconscious and were very anxious. At this time, the legendary prince appeared, and the story of love at first sight was about to be staged. (About the Three Dwarfs)

Dwarf A: Snow White, what's wrong with you? Why are you foaming at the mouth?

Dwarfs B and C: Snow White, Snow White ...

Dwarf C: Come on, get her in! The dwarfs carry Snow White together. One has only one leg and the other two have only one arm. )

Dwarf A: Somebody, somebody!

(The prince comes on stage on a broom)

Dwarf c: (seeing the prince, waving and shouting) hey, young man ... hey ... come and help.

Prince: (seeing the dwarf and Snow White coming) This girl is really handsome. ...

Shorty A: For Peugeot.

Dwarf B: Quick, quick, Snow White is dying.

Prince: Girl, wake up. Girl, wake up (stroking the princess's head, trying to breathe, gently putting the princess's head down), the girl can't breathe. This girl is dead, dead ...

Princess: (raises her arm)

Qi: (screaming in horror) Ah! ...

Prince: (dare not escape) Forge a corpse! ..

Snow White: (rubbing her eyes) Prince, is that you? Is that my prince? The dwarf points to the prince, and Snow White walks over and hugs the prince's arm. The prince hides several times. )

Dwarf A: Suffer!

Dwarf B: Bad luck!

Dwarf C: Regret!

Prince: This is a great loss! Forget it, you helped me find the princess, and I fulfilled a wish for each of you.

Dwarf A: Really? Then I'll go first. I don't really want anything else, I just want a lot of money!

Prince: Money? No problem. (Pulls out a bunch of bank cards from his pocket) Then take it!

Dwarf A: Ah, I'm rich! I am rich!

Princess: You gave him all your money. How do you support me?

Prince: Never mind, I still have a meal card here. I teach you to keep it! (Put the meal card in the princess's hand)

B: (Can't wait) It's my turn. It's my turn I've always wanted a mobile phone. I used to want a flip. Hehe, it's fashionable and beautiful. Later, I wanted a straight one. Hey hey, simple and generous. Now I want a slider.

Prince: All right! (takes out his mobile phone from his pocket) Here, Nokia N93, (in short) has passed the national recognition of ISO9002.

The certificate system has GPRS global positioning system, as long as you go out and shout! The whole world can hear it.

Shorty b: ah, finally have a mobile phone.

Prince: (pointing to Dwarf C) It's your turn.

Dwarf C: Ah, is it my turn? (Praying posture) Then I hope the world will be peaceful.

Prince: hmm ... hmm ... do you have any other questions?

Dwarf c: oh, this is a bit difficult. Then ... then make me handsome!

Prince: Turn you into me? Is this not a joke? That question is more practical.

Dwarfs a and b: world peace? So stylish? !

Qi: (kicks Shorty C) Shit!

(Three people step down together)

The prince looked at the princess affectionately (playing the Wedding March). There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. Now I finally found my treasure.

The prince knelt down to propose to the princess, and they entered the marriage hall.

Narrator: The prince and Snow White lived happily ever after.