Simple English jokes with translation

Simple English jokes with translation 1:

Jack fell off his bike and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill out the form. Jack finished them and gave them back. "Is there anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor. "

Simple English jokes with translation 2:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

If not, you are not a man, don't kiss, don't be a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, praises her and says you are cheating.

If you don't, you are nothing. Don't boast and call you an idiot.

If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing. Tell her that you have bronchitis.

If you don't, you don't understand. It's not easy, it's not easy to understand.

If you create romance, you are an' experienced man'. It's too romantic, and I doubt that you are sophisticated.

If you don't do this, you are half a man, which is too formal and unattractive.

If you visit her too often, she will find it boring to see her often and make her angry.

If you don't go, she will accuse you of being two-faced, go less, and blame you for hooking up.

If you dress well, she says you are a playboy.

If you don't do this, you are a careless silly child.

If you are jealous, she says it's not good. You are too narrow-minded.

If you don't do this, she will think you don't love her. Be generous and say you don't love her.

If you try to be romantic, she says you don't respect her sexually, which is disrespectful.

If you don't do this, she will think that you don't like her. Be quiet, you don't like pets enough.

If you are a minute late, she will complain about being impatient. You're late, and she's tired of waiting.

If she is late, she will say that it is a girl's way. She is late and a girl's privilege.

Simple English jokes with translation III:

A soldier's brilliant idea Mr. Robinson went somewhere on business, and because time was tight, he decided to go by plane. When he flies, he likes to sit by the window, so when he gets on the plane, he looks for a window seat. He found that all but one had been taken away. There was a soldier sitting next to this seat. Mr. Robinson was surprised that he didn't sit in the seat by the window. But, anyway, he immediately went to it. However, when he walked to the door, he saw a notice posted on it. It was written in ink and it said, "This seat is reserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr. Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice on the plane before, but he thought there must be something very heavy on the plane, so he walked on and found an empty seat not by the window. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat next to the soldier, but they also read the notice and walked on. When the plane was almost full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier watched the passengers come in and quickly took down the notice on the seat next to him, thus successfully having the girl to accompany him throughout the journey.

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