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Excellent composition in senior two.
1 Another year's Children's Day is coming. You don't know where to have fun. My mother took me to see a wonderful circus, which I still remember for a long time.
There are many circus performances. Let me show you around. The program "Horse Diamond Ring of Fire" is particularly thrilling. My aunt first lit a wire ring as big as a water tank with a lighter, and the surrounding area of the wire ring suddenly burst into flames. The animal trainer, holding a good horse, was fearless in the face of the blazing fire, spread his legs and flew past, approaching the iron ring. What a thrilling scene! The timid audience was blindfolded. I saw the fine horse lift its front hoof, soar, jump and cross the ring of fire. Miraculously, it stood in front of the stage unscathed, and thunderous applause suddenly sounded under the stage.
Have you ever heard that puppies can do arithmetic? Look! This cute and clever puppy in vest came on stage. The aunt of the circus put an exquisite counter and a small bench on the stage. This clever puppy looks around as if to say hello to us! Then the dog jumped on the bench and the aunt dialed the question of 3+4. The puppy barked seven times without thinking, which made everyone laugh! How amazing! Next, it's even harder. There's a problem with the audience. A spectator dialed 3+2 and the dog barked five times. "Smart, smart ..." The audience was amazed.
The monkey's bicycle performance is very interesting. A naughty little monkey wears striped short sleeves, a beautiful striped hat, dresses up as a clown and rides a bike. "You see how skilled they are in cycling, and they don't panic at all!" Then they performed their unique trick: holding the car with one hand, holding the handlebar with the right hand and holding the handlebar with the left hand. There are many tricks, and the audience applauds them.
There are monkeys climbing telephone poles, black bears stepping on wooden balls, goats walking a tightrope and so on, all of which are excellent. Circus uncles and aunts really have a way of making animals obey orders. It's really ten minutes on stage and ten years off stage!
The excellent composition of senior two is another annual spring outing, and we came to the Red Sun Base to enjoy the flowers.
Along the way, the whole car laughed and laughed. I don't know how long it took, but we finally arrived at our destination-Red Sun Base! When I came here, the first thing that caught my eye was the scene of a hundred flowers blooming. There are one or two butterflies among the flowers, which are colorful everywhere. We walked through a winding path and came to a big garden. There is an orchid in the distance. Orchids are purple, and the whole land is dyed purple, and a little green shadow can be faintly seen. On the other side is the site of peony, with small red petals scattered everywhere! We walked through a corridor with morning glory on both sides. Morning glory is as white as snow, as if covered with a white wedding dress. They opened their mouths as if to say something!
After walking out of the corridor, I entered a supermarket specializing in selling flowers. Flowers are everywhere here, and goods are dazzling. We see many flowers, but this is the most special one: purple Phalaenopsis, which looks like a butterfly from its name. It consists of a small Phalaenopsis and a big Phalaenopsis, just like a big family. They are all surrounded by big wings, holding their heads high, and there are many small leaves on the branchlets, all around Phalaenopsis. There is also a kind of flower. I'll give you a riddle that doesn't call the name: Lotus lanterns grow on leaves. Can you guess what this flower is? That's right. It's a lotus lantern. Very distinctive, petals are wrapped together, like a lamp, the color is red, just like a lamp. The leaves on the branches squeeze me and I squeeze you, as if they were vying to be lit. If there is a ruler in the flower, it is probably Nepenthes! Nepenthes is like a bottle, with the bottle cap hanging outside, waiting for the prey to come to the door. It loves to eat bugs! When the bug is confused by the fragrance and flies to the bottle, a liquid in the flower will let it slide in and become the dish of pitcher plants!
Today's spring outing let me know a lot about flowers, and also let me feel the beauty of flowers and the unique charm of nature!
Gulongzhong, Zhuge Liang's hometown, is one of the most famous tourist attractions in Xiangyang. Surrounded by mountains, lush trees and a long history, it is the best place for many people to play.
There is an ancient dragon cave in the middle of Gulong. It is said that a dragon took a fancy to a cave in the middle of Gulong, where the scenery was beautiful and the food was rich, and he lived in it. After a long time, Xiaolong grew up gradually. When he first came up with it, his body got stuck. As a result, a few years later, the little dragon became an old dragon. I don't know how long it took, but the old dragon turned to stone, which is what we see now.
There is a wooden bridge in front of the Old Dragon Cave. In the morning, the Old Dragon Cave will spray a lot of water mist from the mouth of the cave. The whole Old Dragon Cave is covered with gauze, just like the palace of the Jade Emperor. When you walk on the bridge, you will feel like a fairy, Lv Dongbin, who has crossed the ocean to attend the Flat Peach Festival in Penglai Fairyland.
At noon, the sun is shining. After lunch, I read in the grass pavilion opposite. Just as I was reading it with relish, suddenly, a shadow flashed in front of my book. I looked up and found a little black-gray squirrel on my head. I picked up a small stone and knocked on the wooden post next to it several times. The little squirrel was frightened and ran away.
In Gulong Middle School, you will also see the house where Zhuge Liang once lived during the Warring States Period, and there are often scenes where Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei invited Zhuge Liang at that time. I seem to have traveled through time and space to the Warring States Period. Among them, my favorite is Zhang Fei. Every time I don't see Zhuge Liang, he will say, "Wow!" Yes, everyone around you will be laughed at.
Gulongzhong has beautiful scenery and a long history, attracting many Chinese and foreign tourists.
The excellent composition in the fourth part of the second year of high school unfolds the picture of history, and the decline and ruin of the motherland in the past emerge in front of my eyes. Yesterday's China endured humiliation for a hundred years, and I lamented; China has become young today, and I am excited about it. Rich and long history, humiliating and painful vicissitudes, buildings have sprung up like mushrooms after rain.
I am happy, born after the reform; I am lucky, born in beautiful scenery. My hometown is a city endowed with the title of "Silk Capital". It is not big or famous, but it has accompanied me to grow up 13 years. 13 years, it has accompanied me through many ups and downs.
I vaguely remember my grandmother vacating a room at home to raise silkworms when I was a child. Once I sneaked in and saw white silkworms crawling on mulberry leaves. They are all white, divided into several sections, with 65,438+00 feet and a little green on their heads. Silkworms grow up slowly, then spin cocoons, and then take them to various silk factories for processing, and the processed cocoons become smooth silk.
On this day, my mother and I came to "Xiushui Street". Silk shops can be seen everywhere on both sides of this street, and the silk inside is dazzling. I followed my mother into a silk shop. The silk there is not only harmonious in color matching, but also novel and beautiful in design, giving people a bright feeling. No wonder this store is so popular! We walked out of the shop and into a silk shop next door. The silk style there is completely different from before. The novelty and fashion of the last film can't be found here. Instead, it is a classic retro style of dark silk. Usually this color is vulgar, but it looks good with those patterns.
Silk is the most popular in summer. Because, when summer comes, the weather turns hot and the silk is slippery and cold, which makes people feel very comfortable. Moreover, silk looks very beautiful on people, so people like to wear clothes made of silk in summer.
I am proud that my hometown is the Silk Capital! Because I will always love my beautiful hometown!
The day before yesterday, I made two mistakes in my math "The King of Guidance", especially two simple unit conversion questions, which I didn't see clearly. I just picked up the pen and did it. Maybe I did it too fast. What a pity! Careless me! No, Miss Bian, who has always been strict with me, told me to go to her office after class, so she must criticize me. I regret it until my intestines are blue. "I'll change it next time!" I made up my mind. Who knows, Teacher Bian didn't criticize me much, but warned me to be careful in the future! Be careful! I am busy nodding.
After correcting my mistakes and checking her out, I was about to go out when I heard her say to me, "Today's math homework is 3-4 pages of" The King of Fingers "..."
I'm glad to hear the news, because I can do my homework first. Before I finished listening to the teacher, I ran back to the classroom and quickly began to do my homework. As for why Teacher Bian gave me homework, I never thought about it!
Yesterday morning, I remembered to ask my classmates if the "King of Acupoints" was done. They all said that the teacher didn't arrange it. Even if there was homework, the teacher would ask someone to write it on the blackboard. I was dumbfounded and uneasy: "Was the teacher yesterday ..."
At this time, the teacher came, and someone asked her, "Teacher, are you going to be the King of Acupoints yesterday?" The teacher said solemnly, "Of course I will do it. I have to write two pages. Didn't I ask Peng Bingbing to write it on the blackboard? " "Didn't write? Not written by Peng Bingbing? " The students said in unison. The teacher was surprised and stared at me suspiciously. Suddenly, the students looked at me. ...
I just looked at Teacher Bian and my classmates and didn't know what to do. The teacher just sighed and said, "classmates, make up your homework at noon and give it to me in the afternoon!" " "I regret it! It's over!
After a while, fortunately, Mr. Bian didn't criticize me severely, but I still regret it in my heart. Why don't you listen to Mr. Bian?
My careless bad habit seems to be really hard to get rid of for a while. Friends, come and help me and supervise me to change! I'm so hateful! Jesus Christ. I hope it won't happen again that I regret!
My hometown is located in a border town in the north of Heilongjiang Province, by the beautiful Heilongjiang River. There are many beautiful and charming scenery, including grotesque and unpredictable rime; Dazi Township, covered with mountains and plains, smells fragrant; There are ups and downs and lush forests, but I like the beautiful and familiar Kameyama Mountain in my hometown best.
There is a huge stone on Guishan Mountain, which is carefully carved by nature and looks like a giant turtle, hence the name. The four seasons scenery of Guishan Mountain is charming.
In spring, under the warm spring breeze, Guishan began to grow green buds. The whole Kameyama Mountain seems to have changed into new green clothes, and the fragrance of grass is everywhere. Colorful wild flowers dotted the grass, making Guishan more charming and lovely.
In summer, the grass on the mountain has grown tall, the wild flowers are still in full bloom, and the trees have put on new clothes, all of which are flourishing, as if they are ready to provide people with a shade to shelter the grass and wild flowers from the wind and rain. Breeze not only brings coolness, but also brings visual enjoyment. Look at the dense grass, as if it were dancing rhythmically with the notes under the command of Uncle Feng. It makes people feel like swimming in a green ocean.
Autumn, the harvest season, patches of golden leaves fall on the big rocks, as if to arm the big rocks into a turtle warrior in golden armor, standing on the turtle mountain, watching innocent children. Flowers and trees dedicated their most beautiful branches and leaves to Guishan, which has been feeding and nourishing them.
In winter, Kameyama Mountain is covered with heavy snow, and the children are immersed in the thick snow, giving out bursts of cheerful laughter.
The four seasons in Guishan Mountain are beautiful and bring us laughter. Thanks to the ingenuity of nature, I love my hometown, and I love the beautiful Kameyama Mountain in my hometown.
The hope of "lucky money" is really called "mice love rice". Well, I don't know when I lost interest in "lucky money"
Who is the "lucky money" for? You might say, "Of course it's for children!" . Okay, then please listen to me-
Last Spring Festival, my parents took me to visit my relatives. A few days later, I got the lucky money of 1000 yuan. One night, my mother asked me, "How much lucky money do you have on you?" "There are more than 1000 pieces!" I answered truthfully. Who would have thought that my mother said to me, "Give me the lucky money!" " It's not safe to put so much money in your place! ""What's not safe? Why should I give you the money my elders gave me? "I asked doubtfully." If what? I'd better take you to save it, so it will be safe! "I know that my mother nominally saved it for me, but actually' deprived' me of the right to control the' lucky money'. From my mother's consistent style and unquestionable tone, I know that there is no room for discussion with my mother, so I have to reluctantly hand over all the "lucky money".
I've been moping about it for days. That day, my cousin came to my house to play. After learning this, he said humorously to me, "Brother, don't be sad. Men don't cry easily. In fact, I have the same fate as you, and the lucky money was confiscated by my mother! " After listening to my cousin's words, I was not only amused, but also no longer wronged.
Hey, let's comment. Is this a "lucky money" for adults or a child?
A long time ago, there was a great drought on the earth. The sun radiates its own heat crazily. The forest is deserted, the river is dry, and the flowers and plants on the ground are dying. All the flowers thought they were going to die and withered. However, there is a sunflower. She firmly believes that after the drought, the earth can restore its original beauty, so she tries her best to save water, and all the remaining water is stored in the roots under the soil. It also buried seeds deep to prevent water from being evaporated by the sun and tried to protect them.
In this way, after a year of persistence, the sunflower finally couldn't hold on, and slowly came to the end of her life, but she still persisted in her beliefs. When the scorching sun saw her dark curly petals, she lost her former beauty and laughed wildly: "Give up, don't insist, it's all in vain! Ha ha ha ... ""No! " Sunflower stubbornly tilted its head, and its chapped lips wriggled: "I believe there will be another day to put it down."
God helps those who help themselves. Just at the moment when the sun flowers fell, the sky was overcast and raindrops, the size of soybeans, fell smoothly on the ground. The timely rain moistened the sunflower's dry lips. At this time, the seeds buried deep in the ground suddenly woke up and emerged from the soil. Somehow, as soon as the seeds came out, the mountains were full. Flowers compete with each other and smell good. Gradually, year after year, there are more and more flowers here, forming a big garden. The garden is like spring all the year round, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, and butterflies are dancing among the flowers. Everyone passing by here will boast, "Ah, it's beautiful!"
Sunflower bought this big garden with its own life, and its indomitable mind and perseverance will live in the garden forever.
I am a bird, but I can't fly high. Now I can only grow up in fantasy. And that beautiful and hazy dream. I don't know when it will come true.
I have a small wish-to fly freely in the sky like a bird. The blue sky becomes the barrier of the stage; That white cloud, attached to my voice; A gust of wind is my music. And I was singing in that "air stage". All the creatures on the land will applaud me.
I have a small wish-to fly in the sky like a bird. However, I am just an ugly duckling with uneven wings, and the ideal blue sky is so slim in my heart. I can only wander between heaven and earth, watching the soaring swan. When my companion is about to spread his wings and fly, my heart is full of longing hope. I want to grow up quickly and fly in the blue sky. I can only grow up lying alone, but my little wishes are rippling in my heart.
I have a small wish-to fly freely in the sky like a bird. Looking at the blue sky and white clouds, I am eager to go to the world, listen to the sound of the sea, feel the breath of nature and pursue my ideals. I am not afraid of the ups and downs on the road to growth. Because "courage" sheltered me from the wind and rain, "faith" became my companion. They advance and retreat with me and go where I want to go. As a bird, at this time, happiness and pleasure will surround me.
I have a small wish-to fly in the sky like a bird. Although I don't have perfect wings now, one day I will plug in my ideal wings, fly high, play with my companions and play hide-and-seek beside the white clouds. Only there can it be realized. A bird's wish will no longer be so slim.
I am a bird, and one day I will fly very high. ...
On the morning of midsummer, I walked into the campus and found that every floor of the campus had changed into colorful new clothes. What happened? I hurried upstairs to see what our classroom would look like.
When I walked into the classroom, the first thing I saw was my desk. However, this desk is colorful, colorful, even the chairs are like this! I can't see clearly. When I walked to my seat, I found the color of the desk changed. I looked aside, and the desks of other students also changed color. At this time, several big characters appeared on my desktop: Touch me and turn on the air conditioner. I quickly touched the desktop, and a cool breeze came to my face. Wow, it's so fresh and cool!
After a while, students came to the classroom one after another. When all the students arrived, beautiful music sounded in the classroom. Accompanied by beautiful music, I found the classroom flying. I rushed to the window and said, "Wow!" "Magical things have happened, and our classroom has wings! I quickly called my classmates to witness this magical scene, and everyone felt incredible.
The classroom flies like a helicopter. It took us into the big forest and landed slowly in front of a big wooden door. The wooden door creaked open. Isn't that our teacher who opened the door? The teacher came over and said with a smile, "Students, today we have a class in the beautiful nature." We cheered. A group of small animals were attracted. They look at us with friendly little eyes and gently rub against us with lovely bodies, not to mention how kind they are. Others shouted at us, as if to say, "Hello, let's be good friends!" " "
After a while, the bell rang, and then there was a piece of music. The class has begun. I'm still trying to figure out what made the classroom so magical. Did many elves create all this with magic?
After class, we breathe fresh air, pick mushrooms in the big forest, play hide-and-seek and sing and dance with small animals. We are very happy. I like our magical classroom, and I expect it will bring us more surprises tomorrow. ...
Although it is not summer yet, the weather is unbearable. It was noon when I just came back from school, and I was still wearing two clothes that seemed to be scorched by the sun. I looked at my mother in short sleeves and the man with ice cream in the street! I really envy you! Then I, a naughty boy, will take pains to wear short sleeves. So I shouted, "Mom, I'm so hot, but it's too hot." Mom said, "Go home and change." But it's not as easy as I thought. You can wear short sleeves. Mom gave me a pair of jeans, ah! My face sank, and I decided to take another risk!
I thought about wearing short sleeves all afternoon and evening, even on the website of my class ... The next morning, I came up with a brilliant and clever idea. At noon, I said, "Mom, it's so hot, I want to wear short sleeves ...! "Said along while, I'm waiting for my mother's opinion! My heart beats like a rabbit when my mother talks. "All right!" Mom said quietly. Oh, okay. How dare you speak loudly when you are thinking! Because I'm afraid my mother will ruin my plan.
I can't eat any more rice. I immediately ran to the bedroom and saw my mother's short sleeves on the wardrobe, which was even more unexpected! "What are you waiting for? Go get dressed. " It seems that this sentence suddenly came out of my heart. Just woke up and put on short-sleeved pants. I don't know how handsome!
Oh, dear! I wonder how hard it took to wear short sleeves.
On the morning of Lunar New Year's Day, my father got up and opened the window, only to hear a scream: "Wow! What a beautiful world of ice and snow! " I was very happy as soon as I heard this. I dressed in a hurry and went downstairs with my parents. As I walked, I shouted excitedly, "Have a snowball fight! Have a snowball fight! "
A fierce war began. My father and I made snowballs out of the snow on the car, on the leaves, on the railing of the bridge and on the ground. My mother was the referee and began to have snowball fights. At that time, I saw snowballs flying all over the sky and laughter flying all over the sky. I chased after the fight, and my father fled to fight. I sang happily: "Imperialism has escaped with its tail between its legs." At this time, my father flew a snowball, and I quickly hit back. Accidentally, my father's snowball hit my foot. I hit a snowball on my father's neck in a rage. Father ran and shouted, "I'm so cold!" " It's cold! "I shouted," Oh, victory, victory! " Mom smiled happily!
Along the way, my father and I were fighting. Pedestrians saw it, but they didn't know what was going on. They thought it was a fight. All the way down to my aunt's house, my father's neck was wet. My father and I began to make a snowman. My sister thought it was fun to watch it upstairs, so she came down and made a snowman with us. The snowman's nose and hands are made of branches, and his eyes and mouth are made of firecrackers. After the completion, my sister and I saw the snowman smiling sweetly at us!
How time flies! After lunch, my sister and I said to my father, "Will you have a snowball fight and make a snowman every time it snows?" The father said, "All right!"
Excellent composition of senior two 13 The long-awaited Children's Day has finally arrived. I go to school early in the afternoon.
I thought I was the first to come to the classroom, but to my surprise, there were many listless students in the classroom. I think they didn't sleep because they were the first to come to school. The teacher came and brought us peanuts and melon seeds as holiday gifts, as well as cola that we had been coveting for a long time.
It's time for the show. First, let's do it together. Originally, boys and girls performed together, but the teacher said that the classroom was too small, so we had to let the girls dance first, and then let us boys dance. The second program is a game of "grabbing stools", that is, moving some stools and inviting several people to play. When the music starts, everyone will turn around the stool. As soon as the music stops, everyone has to sit down quickly, and those who are excluded will quit. The winner will be the last one, but there will be one more person than the stool every time. I raised my hand to participate. Six people robbed five stools. Huang Junpeng and I defeated one outsider after another, and finally it was my turn to PK Huang Junpeng. I'm anxious. As a result, I won, but I am still very anxious and rewarding! The third joke is Toad Fly, performed by Song Dandan. No, no, Ling Dan finished the performance, and I almost laughed.
After school, after dinner, the whole school will go to the Chiwan village lighting field to watch the "June 1" performance of our school celebration. We rushed to make up. After putting on makeup, we ran down one by one. At this time, there are more than 100 people in Chiwan Village. Colorful lights, colorful costumes, and the moon also came out to see our performance. I didn't enjoy the previous program at all, but I didn't say a word. I thought, "Well, no matter how good your program is, it can't compare with us. I want you to see that we are the first. " It's our turn I'm not nervous at all. My heart has been encouraging us.
I don't want to see my favorite martial arts again. It's over. The host said goodbye to us, and we reluctantly took the stool home. Today's June 1st is really happy.
This is a happy Thursday, because we are going to Slender West Lake for a spring outing.
As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw my classmates sitting in their seats, looking excited. I am also looking forward to it happily in my heart.
Far away, I saw the three characters of "Slender West Lake" in the team. So, I can't help but speed up the pace. When we arrive at Slender West Lake, we will first take a cruise to enjoy the scenery. Sitting on the boat, the weeping willows on the shore slowly receded, and the flowers and plants in the distance gradually jumped into sight. Under the sunshine, the rippling lake seems to be covered with a layer of broken gold and sparkling. The lake and the blue sky set each other off, just like a beautiful landscape painting. Suddenly, a wild duck was startled by the tourists and slowly flew on the water ... Looking at this beautiful scenery, I couldn't help thinking of Wang Bo's famous sentence: "The sunset is lonely in Qi Fei, and the autumn water is * * * the sky is one color." Ships walk in the water, and people travel in the painting world. Intoxicated by this picturesque scenery, we can't help singing the song "Let's row" in chorus: "Let's row, the boat pushes the waves away …" Our songs are rippling on the water, and the wind is transmitting our laughter …
When we got to the shore, we walked along the path where birds were singing and flowers were fragrant, listening to the wonderful songs of birds and smelling the charming fragrance of flowers to the picnic place. At the destination, we spread out the tablecloth, took out snacks and shared them with our partners.
After walking for a while, we came to the playground. There are so many entertainment facilities here! The first thing we saw was the merry-go-round. There are many "horses" perched on the huge disk. Some are grazing leisurely, some are playing happily, and some are running freely with their hooves raised. We were immediately attracted. With the rotation of the disc, the "horse" galloped away, as if I were riding a fine horse, galloping on the vast grassland. Then, we finished the rotation of the big cup. The big teacup turns so fast that I feel dizzy when I come down, and I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south.
The morning passed quickly in our play, and I looked back at the Slender West Lake in the distance reluctantly, thinking: This is really a happy spring outing!
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