Which students' "wonderful" homework answers have you seen?

When correcting students' papers or homework, you will always see something embarrassing? Caught off guard? The answer is completely biased according to the answer, and the good question is just a little bit? Campus players? Create a funny effect. I have to say that the children's brain holes are really big enough and their thinking is very jumping. Looking at their answers that make people laugh and cry, I can't help but sigh: this writing is too strange.

This is a student's composition, and the front is actually quite normal. It's about when my mother was cleaning the refrigerator, she found that three garlic heads had rotted and sprouted green buds. Mom may be trying to hide her embarrassment, or just want to use the topic to educate her children, right? Me? You see, these garlic are rotten, but they have given birth to new life? . If we follow this line of thinking, it will be a well-intentioned composition. But in the end, the style of the little author suddenly changed, which made people? Caught off guard? He wrote: You will never find such a woman who is lazy enough to rot garlic and has so many rhetoric! It seems that the children have seen through all the small thoughts of adults.

These questions are a little parody, and they don't look like students' answers, such as? Is it not delightful to have friends coming from distant quarters? Who said this sentence? Answer: Alec Su fans. Sounds good. Have Alec Su fans heard of it? Do you have friends? Of course, I'm glad to come from afar; And why are criminals sentenced? Shouldn't you answer because of a crime? The classmate replied: Because I was caught. Yeah, right? If you don't get caught, it's called a lucky escape.

This student is too honest to tell the truth. How does the teacher correct it? Q: What are the benefits of reading? A: Make money. Although the ancients once said: Books have their own golden houses? But what others say is more aesthetic, and the teacher really has nothing to say. He can only agree that life is not just the present, but also poetry and distance. I think reading is more important to improve my self-cultivation, isn't it? Lying in the trough? Walk the world.

This little guy seems to feel a little too good about himself. The above question is not bad, isn't that what you want to imitate? Mom is (tree) and I am (bird); You can also write that my mother is (blue sky) and I am (white clouds), and you can also write that my mother is (grassland) and I am (grass). There's too much to write. This classmate will write: My mother is (the queen mother) and I am (the emperor). How can this feeling of self be so good? What does that teacher do?

This kind of mistake appeared in the sixth grade examination paper, which made people have to suspect that it was a spoof. Du Fu's poem "Both banks of the Yellow River were recaptured by the imperial army" is familiar to everyone. However, I packed my books and poems crazily? Expressed the poet's ecstasy. This question asks the students to write about Du Fu's ecstasy when he heard that the government forces had recovered Henan and Hebei. This classmate is intuitive and saves trouble. I will be ecstatic: hahahahahahahahahahaha, is that enough? Crazy enough? If it's not enough, have a few more! Can only say: the teacher is already on his way.

Teacher: Let you write backwards; Student: I write backwards; Teacher: Really? Inverted? , not? Inverted? ! Student: Will it fail? Is this due to the inaccurate expression of the topic? Or blame the child for not understanding clearly? But I really can't blame the child for this, because it is no problem for him to understand this. The handwriting is quite good, but I can only blame the teacher who gave the question for not making it clear, although few children will understand it like this.

How's it going? See the talent of these campus players? Answer the question? Isn't it a little subversive of your own concept of primary school students? Don't think they don't know anything In fact, their brains are very big. They were born? Segment hand? .