What are the jokes made while watching movies?

1. A couple took their 3-month-old baby to the movies. When entering, the usher said to them: "As soon as the baby cries, you have to leave immediately. Of course, you can refund the ticket." Halfway through, the husband turned to his wife and said: "What? "Is it good?"

"This movie is too boring, what should I do?"

"Let's make little Richie cry!" the husband said in a low voice.

2. Xiaoxue and her boyfriend went to the movie city to watch a movie. It was a hilarious comedy. Xiaoxue was so happy that she kept laughing and patting the armrests of the chair.

After watching the movie, Xiaoxue and her boyfriend walked out of the screening room, still thinking about some of the plots. Finally, Xiaoxue said to her boyfriend: "The conditions here are really good. The armrests of the chairs are so soft and it's very comfortable to shoot."

The boyfriend raised his red arm to Xiaoxue's eyes: " Yes, but if you come with someone else next time, I guess the armrests of the chair will not be so soft."

Xiaoxue: "..."

3. Go alone. Watch a movie, watch for a while, sleep for a while.

Others asked him: "How is this movie?"

"The movie is good, but the plot is inconsistent!"

4. The three of them made an appointment to go together. When I went to see a movie and arrived at the theater box office, Person A looked at this and that, and said, "Oh! I forgot to bring money."

Person B touched his pocket: "Oops? I just changed it. Clothes and wallet were not taken out."

C took out two cents and waved them in front of his two friends:

"I knew you would forget to bring any money, so I didn't. I forgot to bring it, just enough to buy one."

5. One day during the summer vacation, Xiaomou bought two movie tickets and went to see a movie with his father.

Dad asked: "What's the name of the movie?"

The little confused replied: "Air-conditioning."

Dad asked in confusion: "Air-conditioning? Where? Is there this movie?"

Little confused said: "Yes! Isn't the sign at the entrance of the cinema written with the words 'Air conditioning is on today'? ”

6. A movie was playing in the cinema, and an audience member stood up and walked along a row of seats into the lounge. When he came back a few minutes later, he asked the first spectator sitting in this row: "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on just now?"

"Yes. It doesn't matter, it doesn't hurt anymore."

"No, I didn't mean that. I just wanted to confirm whether I was sitting in this row."

7. In the cinema, an angry woman turned around and said to several chattering young women: "I want to watch a movie, do you have any objection?"

A young woman replied: "Then , you are looking in the wrong direction!”

8. There is a movie playing in the cinema. A couple sat behind a middle-aged man. The two kept talking, so the middle-aged man could hardly hear the sound of the movie.

"Hey, I can't even hear you!" The middle-aged man couldn't bear it anymore and finally turned around and said angrily.

"This is a private conversation, what are you listening to!"

9. A college student bought a movie ticket with all the cash he had. After the movie started, a woman suddenly came and sat down in the front row of the college students. She was dressed very fashionably and wore a big, beautiful hat that completely blocked the young man's sight.

"Please take off your hat," he said to the woman. But the woman didn't even look back. "Please take off your hat." The university repeated angrily, "I spent 15 rubles for this seat, but I can't see anything!"

"I spent a lot of money for this hat. 115 rubles. I want everyone to see it," said the young woman.

Once our boss had a sudden idea and invited all our employees to watch the premiere of "Wolf Warrior" when it was first released.

But I watched it in 3D. When I watched it, I sat with another female colleague of mine who played well. We live in the same year, the same month, and the same day, so we almost have the same words and similar personalities. So the relationship is pretty good

Let’s not get back to the topic, because what I’m watching is a 3D movie, and wearing glasses makes me feel like the good things are right in front of my eyes. Maybe people like us who have never seen the world can’t help but make a fuss. What I still remember vividly is that at the beginning of the movie, there was an action of holding a gun. My colleagues and I reflexively ducked to both sides, and then we couldn't help shouting, wow, eh. Huh. Wow.

The whole cinema was filled with our voices, and the people sitting next to us and those sitting in front of us would look at us and ask us to keep our voices down, but sometimes I just couldn’t control myself, and then I I heard the man sitting next to me say that we have never seen the world, so we can make a fuss like this. Okay, I felt so embarrassed when I heard that. Because I really haven’t watched a few 3D movies, and they are 3D movies with a lot of action scenes. After the movie ended, our boss said that the two of us had the same voice in the audience and basically all spoke in unison. We all felt so embarrassed when the show ended. So since then I rarely watch 3D movies.