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Those years when I was a bird man
2, Noben is not an obsession, and a promise is only for the world. Fate comes from this, and a promise is a promise. Good wishes have good results, and good results are in your hands. If you want to understand this Tao, you need to return to this world.
3. Life is a journey. We should not blindly pursue any destination. We should stop more and look at the scenery along the way, maybe you will gain more.
4, is it a blessing or a curse, it is all cause and effect, right or wrong, what is wrong? I am confused about my official career. I am a passer-by, and I am troubled by everything. I am most happy to do good deeds, free from sinking and choosing.
The real forgetting is the wine that can never be brewed. Forgetting is just a clean and tasteless water, which can't paralyze yourself, but can only sober up the soul. Perhaps, the more I want to forget, the more I can't forget.
6. Growth is a road to the depths of the mountains. At the beginning, the road is broken, but when you come to the end and suddenly look back, you find your starting point so easy.
7. The cloud is impermanent. If you can understand them, they are not clouds. But, on the other hand, is it necessary for you to look for them blindly?
8. The heart of Tao is the heart of Tao. Mr. Cui told Zhang right and wrong that it is easier to do evil than to do good. In the world of mortals, all kinds of * * never stopped, from birth to death. People often lose their way in the process of growing up, go the wrong way, do many evils, and have constant troubles, because they can't resist * *.
9. There are thousands of avenues for Qian Qian in the world, but there are only two ideas that hinder them. One is killing thoughts, and the other is obsession, which can be saved. The reflection is the Tao, the idea of killing can't be saved, and the demons are all demons, even if they become Tao, they can't be saved.
10, persistence is a wonderful thing. When persistence becomes stubbornness, people often get lost and can't find themselves.
1 1, yes, why bother? We all live in an ocean of pain, but some people choose to drown in it and make it dirtier. Some people choose to persist, even if they can't see the shore, they still insist on swimming forward.
12, fate, you can blind my eyes, but you can't change my devotion to freedom. Fate, you can block my way forward, but you can't let me give up my yearning for love.
13. When he was young, he thought he could face the sufferings of the world very smartly, but when he grew up, he found himself living in suffering, and the sea of suffering was endless, so he could only laugh it off.
14. Fate is like carbonated drinks. You never know when it will come out of your nose.
15, the original time didn't take anything away, he just blindfolded you. When you leave him one day, you will find that you have not gone far.
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17, everyone has his own life, but he is just a puppet manipulated by fate. However, in my opinion, all this is a big dream. When I wake up, as long as I can remember the dream, I will get it. If I want to learn something from it, I will be detached.
As the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, there must be a fairy, and if the water is not deep, there must be a dragon. People are not afraid to become birds, as long as they can fly. This seems to be nonsense. Zhang Fei, who is in his twenties, thought about it. At the moment, he is choking on his flashy feathers. He complained that he had become a bird because he was not good. It was not that big. Maybe he didn't know it. Just as he was impassioned, cocky and cursing, a tragicomedy called fate quietly began again.
The uniform is ugly, but I want to wear it with you for another few years.
1. Last summer, could we go and never say goodbye?
After graduation, I'm afraid I won't even have a chance to see you secretly.
I thought I left hell on graduation day, but in fact I left heaven.
I was ashamed at first, but now I'm red-eyed when I leave.
5. We broke up before we were old.
6. Maybe graduation photo is the only photo I took with him.
7. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.
8. I am not afraid of graduation. I am afraid of leaving after graduation.
9. Give me a hug after graduation. I don't want to leave with regret.
/kloc-after 0/0.6 months, no one will suddenly come in from the back door to scare you and confiscate your spicy strips and mobile phones.
1 1. After three years of junior high school, all I left was a record of graduation photo and his classmates.
12. What I am afraid of is not graduation in June, but that I will never find such a sincere friendship again.
13. On graduation day, the monitor suggested that the whole class sit in a circle, and each of them wrote a secret on the note and passed it on to the people on the left, so that everyone could share a secret of their own and keep a secret of others. I deliberately sat on his left. I have a secret love for three years, but I dare not confess. It's nice to know one of his secrets. I comforted myself. There are only three words on the note: I love you.
14. We all fell in love with school when we graduated.
15. On graduation day, we should say goodbye with a smile!
16. Let's not cry on graduation day. I want to save the most beautiful side for the last moment!
17. The school uniform is ugly, but I want to wear it with you for a few more years.
18. The headmaster said that this semester was the shortest, and all the other grades applauded, except the third grade.
I became a father. Tell me about being a father.
1. This is the first day of my daughter's birth. I was so happy that I finally became a father.
2, life has to go through various roles, men are bitter men, but they are very tired but have no regrets, holding grass ~ who said that they have to be fathers, but when everything comes, it is not so terrible.
If you really have children, men will naturally grow up. It's no use thinking about it when you have no children. My dad told me that it takes time to mature. If you haven't experienced it, 100-year-old people feel the same as 20-year-old people when they are fathers.
4. Be a father! Very happy! Mother and daughter are safe! Thank you dear daughter-in-law! I love you!
5. Waiting is anxious, and being a father soon is exciting. Come on, honey.
6. My good friend, long time no see, told me today that he was promoted to father, which really surprised me and made me happy for him.
There are so many things in the world that I became a father inadvertently, which may be related to my age. I'm at a loss. I am really happy and excited when I am happy, but after I am happy and excited, I am worried and scared.
8, one year older! I am very happy to receive my friend's blessing. I've been like this for years. I am very happy and moved. And I know that my old friend has been promoted to be a father again, and there is a baby daughter. Between the lines is full of fatherly love and sweetness. I'm so happy for him!
9. It is a happy festival to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with my family. The most important thing is that I'm going to be a father, which is the happiest thing this year. Thank you, wife.
10, outside the delivery room, the maternal husband was waiting anxiously when he suddenly heard the child crying. The man shouted happily: Haha, I'm going to be a father! Then the doctor came out and said with a serious expression that there was bad news and good news. Which do you want to listen to first? The man said nervously, listen to the bad news first! The doctor said: The bad news is that your child has only one left hand! The man quickly asked, what's the good news? The doctor said: The good news is that your child also has a right hand! Ha ha ha, doctor, do your family know that you are so naughty?
1 1, many men suddenly understand the truth that their fathers love mountains when they become fathers. Usually they just stay there and do nothing, just stand there! Stop!
12, our family Jay became a father and suddenly wanted to listen to his voice and his songs. He cried with joy. I remember the last time he got married. Since then, there has been another little princess in my world. Good night, Big Zhou Zhou and Xiao Zhouzhou, and beautiful Ge Kun.
13, the only fan in my life, became a father. Should I be happy or happy?
14. It's good to be a father today for the big boy I have loved for many years. I'm especially happy for him. May he be healthy forever.
15, this scene should have been normal for a long time, but it still makes people feel very emotional! Local anesthesia, pain, heartbreak just for that cry! The man cried. I don't know whether he thinks women are lucky or that he has become a father, but he is very excited! Someone is sad to leave again! Three men, same place, different moods.
16, my good brother's child was born, 3000g, a boy, and when he became a father, he felt that the whole person was different.
17, when I became a father, I was very excited and wonderful to see my daughter really coming. I thank my wife for her hard work and my family for their company. My daughter is very healthy, and I am very happy, as if I saw the beautiful girl standing beside me in an instant.
18, when a woman is pregnant, she thinks she is a mother, but when a man is a child, she doesn't necessarily think she is a father.
19, congratulations on becoming a father. The identity of Martians has changed. So sensitive, my tears came out inexplicably, both happy and sad.
20. I am very happy. I am going to be a father. Thank you.
2 1, I'm going to be a father, so happy [hee hee], so happy [haha]. I will try to be a good husband who loves his wife, and I will also be a good father who loves and cares about his children. Come on, come on, come on
22. Here we are! I don't know whether to be happy or sad at my age! In the afternoon, I chatted with her and said that I was going to be a father, although I told myself not to think too much and not to care about anything! But the only thing I want to have a baby is so difficult.
23. I always want to describe the mood of being a father in a thousand words, but I can't replace it with words. This is a feeling, a feeling of remembering. Anyway, thank you, daughter-in-law Thank you for your hard work. May the baby grow up healthily and happily.
I'm glad I'm going to be a father. You will see the children in a few months!
25. I finally became a father. In my father's words, I'm afraid to go to work at night. Now my son is a bright light, which makes my road no longer lonely.
26. Today is 65438+10.3. I want to tell the world that I'm going to be a father. Are you happy?
27. I learned that my first reaction to becoming a father and my feelings towards my newborn son all added a responsibility to my shoulders. Remember what my father said to himself: No matter what path you choose to take, once you decide, you should learn to take responsibility for yourself and bear all the consequences. Let's go
28. Men must be generous and tolerant, regardless of money and other people's evaluation of you. I'm going to be a father, and watching my daughter-in-law give birth to a child, I think it's really not easy to be a mother! ~ you don't know how expensive rice is if you don't keep the house. I don't know my parents' kindness if I don't raise children.
Please don't treat me like a fool.
Is there always a person who can chat happily in QQ and SMS, but it is difficult to squeeze out a word when meeting or calling?
You got my body at school, but you'll never get my heart!
You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.
Have you ever tried to hold on until the person you like says good night, and then fell asleep as soon as the phone is slammed?
The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.
Some people are simply a four, except for 22, minus 22, which is really two plus two, minus 12 plus 12, and it is twice as much as two.
The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.
Love is not a vigorous oath, but it can stand the dull fleeting time.
Some things are not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care?
A lazy person like me will take the initiative to chat with you every day, which shows how much I love you.
If one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.
I want to keep you for myself. If you need a reason, it is because I don't trust you to give it to others.
Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.
Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.
You are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.
You can lie to me, but if you let me know, please leave here as far away as possible.
I really hate that feeling. I feel sad, but I don't know why. I just feel sad.
Your heart is your own, why should others hurt you?
You can't expect everyone to like you, because not everyone is human.
I like you, even if you have a bad temper and talk so badly, I still like you.
A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.
Loving someone is something to be proud of, and you shouldn't lose all your pride for it.
Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.
Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.
When a girl tells you her troubles, it's not complaining, it's her trust in you.
Suddenly I really want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.
Never explain yourself to anyone, because people who like you don't need to explain, and people who hate you won't believe your explanation.
I know who is good to me and who is bad to me, so there is no need to be good to me when I need it.
A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.
Take the initiative because you care too much. I don't contact because I feel redundant.
When we say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.
I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.
One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.
Would you be afraid if I said I would never talk to you again?
I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.
I cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and care about my mood
I also want to know what is so good about you that I can't let go.
There will always be times when others say what we feel, but we don't want to admit it.
I really want to sleep in class, so I have to prepare for class and go to sleep quickly, but I will feel refreshed after class.
Ali: May I kiss you? Peach: No! Ali: What did I just say? Peach: May I kiss you? Ali: Yes, yes!
Sometimes it's not that I ignore you. Actually, I miss you, too. I just don't know what to say to you. Besides, I'm afraid you'll find me annoying.
Men really love when they cry, and women really hurt when they cry.
I feel sick. Who can get a sentence: "Where are you? Coming right away. "
You don't take the initiative, I don't take the initiative, and our love slowly disappears in this silence.
A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.
All I want is someone who will always be with me no matter how hard it is.
No matter how much you like each other, it must be a man who takes the initiative in love. If the man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.
People who really love me will never leave me. Even if he has a thousand reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.
When I say to you: You are busy, in fact, I hope you say: You are very important, and I will accompany you.
I won't allow anyone to take someone I care about.
If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.
Please don't treat me like a fool. Some things are not what I don't know, but what I see in my eyes and bury in my heart.
There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.
If you are tired, please turn around. I've been here.
There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about ta, your heart hurts badly.
I hate that I have been waiting for your information for a long time and all I get is "Oh". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?
The most exciting thing in the world is that someone you think you have no chance to get close to actually falls in love with you.
There are always some idiots who are friends I can never abandon.
Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.
As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end even for a lifetime, whether it is friendship or love.
I like you, I don't need a reason, I don't like you, everything is a reason.
Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as others ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.
It is said that girls who like swearing are actually very simple.
Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.
Is there anyone like me who insists on a result that doesn't exist?
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