Snow white's funny lines

Sorry, it's a little long. The landlord must finish reading it! It is not easy to write so much! ! (* _ _ *) Hee hee ...

The first field

△ Voice-over: After Snow White and the prince got married, the happy life was full of joy and happiness, but it didn't last long. Due to the sudden war, the loving lovers were separated. At this time, under the spell of the master of the magic mirror, the vicious stepmother and queen miraculously woke up; When she learned that the prince had gone out to defend against foreign enemies, she had the idea of hurting Snow White again. Easily, the stepmother and queen sent slaves to the forest to arrest Snow White and the seven dwarfs and imprison them in a mysterious house. Unexpectedly, this is a time reincarnation machine, which transferred Snow White and the seven dwarfs to the time and space of 2 1 century.

△ Seven dwarfs appear.

A Dwarf: Dude, what is the most expensive in 2 1 century?

△ The dwarfs shook their heads and waved.

A dwarf: talent, talent is the most expensive!

B Dwarf: So, we dwarves are also talents.

C Dwarf: This is very meaningful. How to explain it?

B dwarf: ignorance; No wonder you haven't heard such a sentence!

△ B dwarf didn't go on, posing as a smug look;

D Dwarf: What?

△B Shorty still didn't say anything, touching his chin, looking up at the sky and smiling.

A dwarf: Hehe, I guess he doesn't even know. No wonder cows are flying all over the sky.

Dwarf: What do you mean?

A dwarf: Someone blew ... a cow.

△ The dwarf laughed.

B Dwarf: Hum, don't look down on me.

E Dwarf: We are dwarves, hehe.

B dwarf: I see, you are trying to provoke me; I'm telling you, challenging me is not. ...

△ The voice did not fall, and the villains swarmed around and fought around the B dwarf; The dwarf screamed again and again.

B dwarf: ok, ok ... I said, I said.

△ Dwarfs stop.

F dwarf: You said you, dwarf, forget it, you are still a bitch. ...

G Dwarf (continued): Don't talk until you fight!

B Shorty (stretching, looking knowledgeable): You don't smell it, concentration is the essence! We are small and short, but we are obviously very focused. ...

A dwarf (rushing to say): Dude, look, how vivid; but

Dwarf: But what?

A Dwarf (laughs): We are the essence, and he (B Dwarf) is the dross.

△ The dwarfs laughed.

G Dwarf: All right, all right; Let's stop it. It's not good to disturb Snow White.

△ The dwarfs quickly covered their mouths with their hands.

F Dwarf: Come on, let's go and see the Dwarf.

The second field

△ Snow White appeared; A flower shop, with a sign on the door: Disney Flower Shop.

△ Snow White is busy cutting scissors before and after the flowers.

Snow White (singing Pang Long's You Are My Rose while she is busy): When a flower blooms, there is a flower of love. There are flowers all over the mountain. Only you are my baby. Waiting for your roses to bloom. There are flowers all over the mountain. Only you are the cutest ... Prince, where are you?

△ Snow White covered her face and began to cry.

△ Dwarfs appeared.

△ The dwarfs looked at each other.

Dwarf: Snow White missed the prince again.

B Dwarf: Let's sing a song for the princess. Maybe she won't be sad.

Dwarf: Yes, yes. ...

B dwarf: what should I sing?

B Dwarf: Look at me-(He moved his throat by hand, like a singer; Sing Jacky Cheung's "I Wait for Flowers to Die") Do you know, do you know, I wait for flowers to die? ...

A dwarf (shouting): Cut!

△ B The dwarf was startled and stopped at once.

B dwarf: what's the matter?

A dwarf: Didn't you sprinkle salt on the wound?

Dwarf: Change the song, change the song …

B dwarf: ok ... I'll change another song; Here we are-(singing Tai Zhengxiao's 999 Roses) I have planted 999 roses for you. Since the day we parted, 999 roses have withered, and thousands of vows have disappeared with the flowers. ...

△ The dwarfs have blocked their ears with their fingers.

△ B He sang emotionally, the dwarfs stood up angrily, and there was another beating around him. He screamed.

G Shorty (facing the audience, smirking): Hey, this man is a bitch, always inviting people to beat him up; Tell me, 2 1 century, what is the cheapest? Hehe, voluntary beating-

△ Snow White heard the sound.

Snow White: Stop, stop. ...

△ The dwarfs stopped.

Snow White: (Picking up Dwarf B) Why did you hit him?

A dwarf: Princess, we didn't hit him. Tell you quietly, princess-(pointing to Dwarf B), he has hobbies. ...

Snow White: What's your hobby?

Dwarfs (in unison): the hobby of hitting people.

△ The dwarfs laughed.

Snow White: Okay, okay, stop it. Send flowers to the guests quickly-

Dwarf: Yes, Princess.

△ Dwarfs want to go; Snow White stopped them.

Snow White: Wait a minute!

Dwarf: What's the matter, Princess?

△ Snow White looked at the dwarf from top to bottom and left and right, with a puzzled face.

Snow White: You, why are you all taller?

A dwarf: Princess, it's 2 1 century, and technology is very developed.

Snow White: Have you all grown taller?

Dwarf: Yes.

Snow White: With what?

Dwarf (reading aloud in chorus in front of the audience): We use "Disney Height-increasing Stickers" and "Disney Height-increasing Shoes" which are wholeheartedly developed, produced and sold by Disney Company, and the effect is good, great and excellent; This is the gospel of dwarves, and this is the miracle of dwarves. If you are all dwarfs like us, please don't feel inferior. Come on, find "Disney Height Series Products". Yes, this is the brand!

The dwarf and Snow White are over.

Third field

△ The stepmother queen appeared.

Queen (to the mirror): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

Mirror: Queen, you are beautiful, but in the time and space of 2 1 century, the hostess of Disney flower shop is 1000 times more beautiful than you.

Queen (gnashing her teeth): I also want to go to the time and space of 2 1 century.

△ Voice-over: In this way, the Queen also boarded the time-space cycle machine and came to 2 1 century, and opened a flower shop next to Snow White's flower shop.

Scene 4

△ Snow White passed the Queen Flower Shop with flowers in her hand.

△ The Queen saw it, and she stopped Snow White; The princess was very surprised.

Queen: fragrant flowers for beautiful girls; Beautiful girl, can we be friends?

Snow White: Auntie, no, no, Grandma. ...

Queen (shouting quickly): Cut! Miss, no, girl, am I, am I so mature?

Snow White (looking at the queen carefully): Are you still young?

△ Wang turned his back and secretly took out the mirror and took a photo; Then, I touched my face and turned to face Snow White.

Queen: It's dry, so I'm not prepared. As a result, my skin is wrinkled, hehe

Snow White: Oh, grandma, no, no, aunt, oh, no, it should be sister. Just now, you really looked younger. What skin care products have you used?

Queen: Secret!

Snow White: It can't be SK, can it? That's toxic, and the side effects are quite serious. Now the industrial and commercial investigation is strict, so you should be careful.

Queen: Oh, I used fairy water.

Snow White: It's amazing. What brand is it?

Queen (smiling at the audience and reading aloud): Disney Fairy Water, made of ten thousand flowers, is refined through 7749 processes. A drop is one year younger, and a bottle is forever younger.

Snow White: It's amazing. It's amazing! Sister, can you resell me a bottle?

Queen (funny): Girl, it is fate that you and I can meet here in the vast sea of people, and it is the fate of love at first sight! So, sister, I made a solemn decision-I must satisfy your wish! (takes a bottle out of his pocket) Here you are, girl, here you are, to make you young forever!

Snow White (taking the bottle with both hands, very excited): benefactor, big sister!

Queen: Nothing, nothing, go back, go back.

Snow White: Goodbye, Sister.

Queen (puzzled): Huh?

Snow White: English, English, understand?

Queen: Good people, what language do you speak?

Snow White: Oh, goodbye then, sister.

Queen (waving, whispering): Goodbye, goodbye.

△ Snow White walked to her flower shop.

Scene 5

△ Snow White looks at herself in the mirror.

Snow White (to herself): Dear Prince, where are you? (reading aloud) I won't regret that my belt is gradually widening, which will make people haggard for Iraq; Prince, my dear prince, I have waited for you for a thousand years, and I don't regret it; but

△ Snow White took out the fairy water that the queen gave her and unscrewed the small lid.

Snow White: I want to be young. I don't want wrinkles.

△ Snow White carefully painted the fairy water on her face.

Snow White (a replica of Andy Lau's Forgotten Water): Give me a bottle of fairy water so that I will never be decadent. All my true feelings will be blown away by the wind and rain, and my love can't be redeemed. ...

△ Singing, Snow White slowly fell to the ground.

△ The queen not far away saw it and danced.

Queen (hurriedly taking out the mirror from her pocket, all smiles): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

Mirror: It's you, Queen! You are the most beautiful woman in the world!

△ The Queen is full of joy.

△ The Queen is gone.

Scene 6

△ Dwarfs appeared.

△ Back to the flower shop, I found Snow White lying on the ground, and too many cooks with dwarfs happily helped her up; The dwarf put his forefinger under the princess's nose.

Dwarf: Princess, Princess, she's dead-

△ The dwarfs began to cry.

△ At this moment, a man appeared.

Man: What's wrong with you, friends?

Dwarf: Princess, our princess is dead-

Man: Everyone is dead. Why don't you call 1 10 and 120? !

△ A When the dwarf heard it, he quickly took out his mobile phone and wanted to play; The man pushed the dwarf away and looked.

Man (surprised): What a beautiful girl! What a pity!

△ The man slowly squatted down and took Snow White from the dwarf.

Man (facing the sky): God, why, why, why is such a beautiful girl dying, why? !

△ As soon as the voice fell, tears squeezed out of the man's eyes and fell on Snow White's face; Suddenly, the princess slowly opened her eyelids; The dwarfs were overjoyed.

Snow White (looking at the man affectionately): Did you save me?

Man: Oh, yes, my beautiful princess.

△ Snow White holds her hands on the ground and sits up straight; Then she bowed her head and kissed the man's face.

△ The man suddenly fainted; Snow White was frightened and hugged him and shouted. The dwarfs also gathered around.

Snow White (calling): What's wrong with you? What happened?

△ Then, the man broke his eyes; When I saw Snow White, I immediately felt refreshed.

Man (exultation): Princess, Snow White, my Snow White-

Snow White: You, who are you? ...

Man: I am a prince, your prince!

Snow White (surprised): Really?

A dwarf (facing the audience): There are many liars these days, and world without thieves is just a dream.

Man: Have you forgotten, Snow White? In the last episode, Brothers Grimm wrote that we were together after all kinds of misfortunes. Remember, my Snow White?

A Dwarf (asked to the audience): Have you seen Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? Did the prince and princess have a wedding?

Snow White: Oh, it's really you, Prince!

Man: It's me, Snow White!

△ The prince and Snow White can't help hugging each other; The dwarfs cheered.

△ Music begins.

△ Voice-over: Snow White used the fairy water given by the queen, and the result was a fake, which led to her death; The prince's tears released Snow White's toxicity and brought her back to life. The prince temporarily lost his memory after the turbulence of the time-space cycle machine. As a result, Snow White's kiss revived his memory. And the hateful stepmother queen, after hearing the magic mirror, was too excited, happy and sad, and her blood didn't come back, and she died without a breath. From then on, the prince, Snow White and their seven dwarfs lived happily in 2 1 century.

△ ending.