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Composition on interesting childhood stories in 120 words
Playing mahjong
Tongle Middle School Liao Jiankui
One afternoon during the summer vacation, I went to play with some friends. Several friends got together, but they didn't know what to play
. After a while of discussion, Chen Hua suggested: "Come and play mahjong." Everyone applauded. Liao Dan said: "Playing mahjong is not fun if you don't win or lose." Think about it, everyone. However, middle school students are not allowed to gamble, so what should they do?
In a hurry, I suddenly had an idea. I said: "Let's play mahjong, and whoever loses will have his face painted red." Everyone cheered again. Chen Hua said: "But where is the lipstick?" Liao Dan said: "I'll go back and get it.
" After a while, she brought her mother's lipstick.
The mahjong game has begun. In the first set, I ordered Liao Dan's gun, which was really unlucky. Liao Dan became happy.
She picked up the lipstick and said proudly: "Where should I apply it?" At this point, she looked at her friends proudly:
" Do you think I should paint my eyebrows or my mouth? "I don't know who said "paint my mouth", Liao Dan painted my red lips
and I suddenly turned into a fake girl. The friends looked at me and smiled from ear to ear
We continued to play mahjong. It's just a lucky turn of events, I'm so lucky. I'm so happy that I can put a stroke on each of their faces
. Where to apply it to them? I thought about how funny it would be to give each of them a pair of red eyebrows
. So, I picked up the lipstick and painted a pair of red eyebrows on them. They turned into old witches on TV
It was so funny.
We continued to fight, you painted for me, I painted for him... After a while, we all had big painted faces.
It’s getting late, it’s time to go home. We went to wash our faces. Unexpectedly, not only could it not be washed off, but it also became more and more stained the more we washed it. We wiped it with toilet paper and it took a long time before it was basically clean. After that, we reluctantly went home.
I had so much fun today, I was laughing even in my dreams at night.
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