What joke can amuse the girl you like?

Once upon a time, there was a zombie. He didn't want to be a zombie, so he went to God ... Want to do it again? This is what we call reincarnation.

Then God asked, "What do you want?"

Zombie: "I want wings, ..."

God: "Yes, no problem. What else? "

Zombie: "But angels are all snow. I want to be as clean as an angel."

God: "... it's really troublesome, okay."

Zombie: "Finally, I want to be like before, I want to suck blood ..."

God thought about it and then became a zombie. ...

Then ask MM if she knows what to do when the zombie finally reincarnates. ...

She guessed for a long time, but she couldn't guess ~ I suppressed every word she said a little in the process of guessing.

Then slowly give her a hint that this is a daily necessities.

MM still can't guess, suggesting that she has so many days every month.

Then she was very excited to tell me that she had run out of sanitary napkins and she was laughing all the time. I've only tried this trick on simple mm.

One day, the little white rabbit MM went out to play and got lost when she came home. When she came to a fork in the road, a little gray rabbit happened to come over. The white rabbit sister asked, "Brother Grey Rabbit, my sister is lost.". Can you tell me how to get there? " Seeing that the white rabbit's sister was single, the grey rabbit said maliciously, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Of course you want to know. Come on. " Grey rabbit said, "You want to know, just make me happy!" " "So the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy. After that, the gray rabbit pointed to the left and the white rabbit walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came to a fork in the road. what can I do? Here comes another little black rabbit. So the white rabbit sister asked, "Brother Black Rabbit, my sister is lost. Can you tell me how to get there? "When the black rabbit saw that the white rabbit's sister was single, she said maliciously," Do you want to know? " The white rabbit said, "Of course you want to know. Let's go. " The black rabbit said, "If you want to know, let me be happy!"! "So the white rabbit made the black rabbit happy. After that, the black rabbit pointed to the left and the white rabbit walked forward. The white rabbit went home. Soon after, she gave birth to a litter of rabbits. Can you guess what color the rabbit is? I'll tell you if you make me happy.