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Why are there so many bachelors in nuclear power plants?
Many people will think, is it because the nuclear power plant demands too much of men and girls stop there?
Joke, sister all have no, still talk about what requirements.
To this end, I specially interviewed several bachelors of different classes in the nuclear power plant.
Gao Xiao, 24, is a front-line worker.
Gao Xiao/Kloc-graduated from a technical school at the age of 0/8 and went to work in a nuclear power plant as soon as he graduated. Before coming, the two brothers told him earnestly that if they talked about their girlfriends at school, they should not break up and take them with them. If you don't fall in love, try to talk about one before jumping into the fire pit, and you must solve your personal problems before you come back. If I can't solve my personal problems, I suggest changing jobs.
You know, when the nuclear power plant flies over the female mosquito, it has a goal, because the female mosquito without a goal will not come to this place where birds don't lay eggs unless it sucks the blood with the virus.
At that time, Gao Xiao felt that the brothers were alarmist. Who doesn't know that nuclear power plants have good treatment and high income? Many girls want to marry a nuclear man. There are relatives in his family who know that their work is signed at the nuclear power plant, but they don't know how envious they are. Even his parents are in the village now.
Now, six years later, Gao Xiao looks around at single dog like himself and really regrets it.
Because as brothers say, it's really hard to find a girlfriend.
Regardless of the lack of girls in nuclear power plants, I surround Dai Yuefei every day, and work overtime until 10 pm every day when I am hard, and it is common to stay up all night. I fell asleep when I got back to the dormitory, and I had no time to fall in love.
What's more, a girl finally entered the venue and was targeted by countless people as soon as she signed up. The conditions are much better than her own. Why do other girls have a crush on my shrimp?
Finally, Gao Xiao said to me, Chica, don't ask, it's all tears.
Meng Xiao, 28, is an engineer.
Meng Xiaogang came to Meng Xiao, and now he has been gloriously upgraded to old Meng Le. Lao Meng is the second generation of nuclear power, and his parents are the older generation who have made great contributions to China's nuclear power. As an only child, Lao Meng's childhood life can be said to be well-fed. When we were still playing with mud, people already had several toy cars.
When Lao Menggang came, he wore fashionable clothes, curly hair, all the latest clothes, white shirts and jeans, and he had to wear perfume every day when he went out.
I haven't shaved for about two or three days now, and my clothes have long been changed into standard winter clothes and summer clothes. Once a rebellious teenager, he was "tortured" by nuclear power plants for a long time and stepped into the ranks of middle-aged uncles step by step.
Of course, Lao Meng is also single, and the specific reasons are purely self-made. I just came to work at that time, and there were many introductions at home. One of them is the daughter of my parents' colleagues, and the conditions are excellent. She said that if Lao Meng wanted, she could come and work with Lao Meng.
However, Lao Meng, who had just broken away from her parents' bondage, responded to other girls with great sadness in the face of hard-won freedom. I haven't been in love for years. When I succeed, I will marry you.
Ten thousand alpacas roared past the girl's heart, so such a good girl was abruptly missed by Lao Meng. When she suddenly woke up, the girl was already the mother of two children.
Now Lao Meng doesn't dare to go home casually, because once he gets home, he will face repeated bombing by seven aunts and eight aunts. When will he bring his girlfriend back? Look at you. You're 28. Lao Wang next door has a child as old as you, and now he has a grandson in his arms.
In recent years, Lao Meng has never found a girlfriend, but there are too few girls in the nuclear power plant, and the girls outside have no chance to get in touch with them.
Until he came home during the Spring Festival last year, Lao Meng was really fed up with Xiao Wang next door and told his parents that his girlfriend was probably hopeless. If you don't mind, I can bring my boyfriend back to show you. The conditions are quite good, and you will definitely like it.
The elderly parents were frightened and comforted him all the time. Boy, it doesn't matter if you don't have a date. Let's find it slowly. Don't be crazy.
Fu Xiao, 32, is the head of a department.
It stands to reason that the department head is already the middle-level leader in the project. Being single is a bit surprising, and Fu Xiao is the surprising person.
When I asked Fu Xiao's supervisor why he was still single at the age of 32, he asked me with a cold face, do you want to quit? I shivered and stood up all over.
Fu Xiao patted me on the shoulder and told me that young people should not gossip everywhere. Look at the drawings when you have time, improve your working ability, and convince your people when you get to a certain position.
I asked weakly, so, is this why you are 32 years old and have no date?
Fu Xiao also gave me a weak answer. I don't think you really want to do it.
Some time ago, the national "Quality Month" activities, as a central enterprise, the company responded positively and held many activities, each with generous rewards. One day, in the propaganda corridor, I met an engineer who was seriously studying the poster of "Quality Month", so I asked him which activity he was going to participate in.
He thought for a long time with a frown, and then said, the one with the sister. I was shocked and quickly looked at the poster again. This year's quality month activities are so high. Will you attend the activity of seeing your sister off?
To sum up, there are two reasons why there are so many bachelors in nuclear power plants: one is that there are too few sisters, and the other is that there are too few sisters.
Girls, nuclear power man is so nice. He has no high requirements for taking care of his family, all his wages are paid and all his housework is contracted. Although he is dumb and can't speak sweet words, he will prove with practical actions that he will be happy all his life.
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