Classic quotations from Qian Zhongshu

1. People in the city want to escape, while people outside the city want to rush in.

2. The sentence "Happy forever" is not only too slim to be realized, but also too absurd to be established. Fast will never last; When we say that we are always happy, it is like saying that the circular motion of a square is as contradictory as the static motion.

3. People are afraid of being famous! When you are famous, you have no secrets. All private affairs are told to reporters and published by reporters. In this way, the information in your autobiography or confession is forcibly taken away. If I make a self-report in the future, I will have to invent some novel facts.

Milk is a meal for children and should be eaten in the dining hall, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.

That woman is always narcissistic and indifferent-the common expression of a nonchalant guest at a big party or an untimely unmarried girl at a wedding reception.

At that time, Miss Su attached too much importance to her love and refused to give it casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are not fashionable for a year or two, and some feel sorry for themselves.

7. For example, two ships passed by in the dark. On this ship, I caught a glimpse of my dream face in the light of the opposite cabin. I didn't have time to make a phone call, so I was far away. The approach of this moment is far from being seen.

8. Two oblique seams in the eye, with high eyebrows and high eyes, are far apart and lovesick.

9. It is a pleasure to give food to people who have their own food; It is shameful to eat other people's food when there is food. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, to send meals to people who have no food is to send meals; If you eat other people's food because you have no food, you will lose face while enjoying it.

10. The black-rimmed glasses on Mr. Li's face are gone, and his big white eyes are like boiled eggs with shells peeled off.

1 1. My family name is Qian all my life. Do I still believe in money?

12. Some so-called seminars actually invite some unscrupulous people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a meeting!

13. People with no education are deceived by others because they are illiterate; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.

14. An old foreign lady saw Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged and thought it was very good. She had to meet Mr. Qian Zhongshu. Mr. Qian Zhongshu refused politely and wrote back: If you ate an egg and thought it tasted good, why did you go to see the hen of the egg?

15. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment.

16. The thorn in life is here. What you don't want to leave is what you don't want to leave

17. Eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.

18. A diploma seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body lobe, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

19. There is a kind of person who only borrows money and doesn't pay it back, so there is a kind of person who only teaches others, not his own morality.

20. In front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation.

2 1. We can not only imagine the grapes that can't be picked, but also imagine their incomparable sweetness.

22. Where there are chickens and ducks: more manure; Where there are young women: talk a lot.

23. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes.

24. There is no love in the world, it is purely reproductive impulse.

25. You are not bad, but you are useless.

26. It is a common psychological phenomenon to talk big and coax others into believing in themselves.

27. At first glance, Hung-chien saw Mr. Li's big iron box, lined with a narrow bow, as if a big nose and a big mouth were born on his small face, which made people feel that the part was bigger than the whole, and seemed to overturn the geometric principle. It is a miracle of physics that big iron boxes can be transported out of the ship.

28. Life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.

29. If you ate an egg and thought it tasted good, why did you go to see the hen of the egg?

30. Love is as greedy as fire. It will spread and be as cruel, destroying solid raw materials in prison and turning ashes into light and enthusiasm. . . The erosion of friendship by time is like water flowing through a stone, but it is washed clean.

3 1. Old people fall in love, just like an old house is on fire.

32. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you really make friends, you should forget your friends' mistakes.

33. People around the city want to escape, while people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage, career or (games), most wishes in life are like this.

34. Prejudice can be said to be a festival of thoughts. It is the daily life of people without thoughts and the Sunday entertainment of people with thoughts. If you can't be biased, then you should be objective, fair and serious at any time and anywhere. It's like building a house with only a living room but no bedroom. It's like looking in the mirror in the bathroom and posing for the camera.

35. Li pretended to jump into the street and shouted, Miss Sun, you are so bad! You're making fun of me, too I told your uncle Zhao.

36. Although a mistress needs a new one to be interesting, a friend should let the old one be good.

37. The humor produced by advocacy must be man-made humor.

When we were young, we always misunderstood our creative impulse as creative ability.

39. There is no woman who feels unlovable, and there is no man who feels inferior to others.

40. With the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out.

4 1. When making an essay, quote the words of the ancients, not the numbers, which means the words will come out. If you quote today, you must say' my friend'-so that you can attract friends forever. Unexpectedly, your knowledge is so mediocre that you can make an editorial.

42. People with no education are deceived by others because they can't read; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.

43. I didn't expect that your knowledge was so mediocre that you could make an editorial.

44. You won't know me, although you have been cheated by me. When you were tempted by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend and even an ideal to pursue, but you didn't see me. Only those who refuse my temptation, like Jesus Christ, know who I am.

45. It is said that everyone needs a mirror, so they can look at themselves at any time and know what they are. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all; It's no use looking in the mirror for what you don't know.

46. There are no accidents in the world, only the necessity of wearing makeup and masks.

47. In fact, a person's shortcomings are just like a monkey's tail. When he is on the ground, his tail is invisible. Until he climbed the tree, he put his back in public view. However, the long tail of this red ass has already existed, which is not a new sign of climbing.

48. Since humorous literature was advocated, selling jokes has become a career of literati. Of course, humor is vented through laughter, but laughter does not necessarily represent humor.

49. Happiness in life is like a cube of sugar that tempts children to take medicine. It's more like an electric rabbit running in a dog farm, because there are dog races. A few minutes or days of happiness bought us a lifetime and endured a lot of pain.

Everyone needs a mirror, so he can look at himself at any time and know what he is. However, people who know themselves don't need to look in the mirror at all, and it's no use looking in the mirror for things they don't know.

5 1. Beating a dog depends on the owner's face, so beating a cat depends on the housewife's face.

52. Useful things can only be used by people, so they exist; On the contrary, useless things will be covered and defended by people, and they can also avoid being abandoned.

53. The battalion commander Hou has a big orange nose with a face on it. He has everything on his face. He won't squeeze his eyebrows out of his nose. There are several wine thorns on the tip of his nose, like an immature strawberry. He is a hero at first sight.

There are many scenes between heaven and earth, such as dreams, which can only be seen with your eyes closed.

55. Beating a dog depends on the owner's face, so beating a cat depends on the housewife's face.

56. We hope it will come, we hope it will stay and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts.

57. Laughter can really be said to be lightning on a person's face, eyes suddenly brighten, and teeth shine between lips and kisses.

58. Doctors are also butchers.

It is cruel to look at an ugly woman carefully, unless she is a bad person, you should punish her.

We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people. But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

6 1. Useful things can only be used by people, so they exist; On the contrary, useless things will be covered and defended by people, and they can also avoid being abandoned.

62. The battalion commander Hou has a big orange nose with a face on it. He has everything on his face. He won't squeeze his eyebrows out of his nose. There are several wine thorns on the tip of his nose, like an immature strawberry. He is a hero at first sight.

63. There are many scenes between heaven and earth, such as dreams, which can only be seen with your eyes closed.

64. Beating a dog depends on the owner's face, so beating a cat depends on the housewife's face.

65. We hope it will come, we hope it will stay and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts.

66. Laughter can really be said to be lightning on a person's face. Suddenly, the eyes became brighter, and between the lips and the kiss, the teeth shone.

67. Doctors are also butchers.

68. Scientists and science are very different. Scientists are like wine, the older they get, the more valuable they are, while science, like women, is worthless when they get old.

It is cruel to look at an ugly woman carefully, unless she is a bad person, you should punish her.

70. Milk is for children and should be eaten in the dining hall, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.

7 1. Why does love reduce the resistance of a person's mind and make people weak and at the mercy of others?

72. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like when two branches are close, spiders will hang nets.

73. We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people; But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

74. There is a kind of person who only borrows money and doesn't pay it back, so there is a kind of person who only teaches others, not his own morality.

75. Cattle are used for sacrifice, which can reflect the spirit of' I don't go to hell, who goes to hell'; Moreover, the world likes to brag, and the cow must never brag about itself, at least the physiological structure does not allow it to do so.

76. Saying that a woman is talented is like praising a flower, saying that it is as heavy as cabbage and sweet potato on the balance.

77. Men are willing to buy candy, clothes and cosmetics for women, but they are only willing to lend her books. Women don't buy them and don't want him to give them to her. What is the truth? Borrowed and returned, a book can be used as an excuse for two contact without trace. This is the inevitable preparation for love between men and women. As soon as the book is borrowed, the problem is big.

78. We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people; But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

79. Maybe the first time a girl has a boyfriend, it's like pouring cold water into red wine. This is not love, but a slight excitement.

80. There is a kind of people who only borrow money and don't pay it back, so there is a kind of humanism that only teaches others, not their own morality.

8 1. The thorn in life is here. What you don't want to leave is what you don't want to leave

82. There is a kind of people who only borrow money and don't pay it back, so there is a kind of humanism that only teaches others, not their own morality.

83. Love is as greedy as fire. It will spread and be as cruel, destroying solid raw materials in prison and turning ashes into light and enthusiasm. . . The erosion of friendship by time is like water flowing through a stone, but it is washed clean.

84. The meaning of a sentence lies in the listener's mind. It's often like a strange cat entering a room, and there is no sound at all. You didn't realize it existed until it called Miao.

85. Rumors spread faster than flu, have more energy than meteors, are more vicious than hooligans, and are more tiring than abortion.

86. Turning patience into enjoyment is the greatest victory of spirit over matter. The soul can be independent or deceive itself.

87. The man couldn't help glaring at Miss Sun. He took out the small clothing bag he was sitting in, picked up a pair of semi-old cotton trousers and covered it with anti-virus clothes.

88. Mr. Li could no longer restrain himself and rushed out of the room: pig! Who are you cursing? Ah Fu said, Call you a pig. Mr. Li said that the pig scolded me. Alfred said, I named the pig.

89. Li pretended to jump into the street and shouted, Miss Sun, you are so bad! You're making fun of me, too I told your uncle Zhao.

90. We call Miss S with scanty clothes "partial truth" because the truth is naked.

9 1. Old people fall in love, just like an old house is on fire.

92. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you really make friends, you should forget your friends' mistakes.

93. After archaeological excavation, the remains and relics of many ancient deceased were exposed. After modern literature became a specialized knowledge, many decadent or decadent works of immortal writers were discovered and exposed. The joy of being discovered makes us ignore the danger of being exposed, and we don't expect that the burying of works can always keep the author's reputation. If the author takes the lead in the excavation work, it is likely that the loss outweighs the gain, and digging his own grave becomes a pun of contradictory unity: digging the grave of his own work is also digging the author's own grave.

94. The driver hung a radish in front of the donkey, and the donkey ran to eat it. As a result, the donkey ran away from the radish and could no longer eat it.

95. The modern girl who hates small cities most in her life is fashionable and rustic, just like the first suit made by a tailor in China. She patched foreigners' old clothes and put them on sleeves and trousers.

96. Honest people's malice, like sand in rice or thorns in fish slices, will give people an unexpected pain.

97. It sounds funny that Chinese learners go abroad for further study. In fact, only those who study China literature should study abroad. Because other subjects are like math, physics and philosophy. Psychology. Economy, law, etc. They are all instilled from foreign ports and have long been foreign; Only when Chinese is a local product can it maintain its status, just as the money exploited by China officials and businessmen in their own countries needs to be exchanged for foreign exchange to maintain the original value of the national currency.

98. China people have always liked white skin, which is a naive aesthetic, just like children who only drink milk are not qualified to drink coffee.

99. There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the good ones to eat, and the other person saves the best ones for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But the opposite is true, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.

100. Her smile overflowed like boiled milk.