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"100 thousand" jokes
purify air
In order to purify the air, I put more than a dozen vegetarians at home.
One hundred and one ugly
One white covers all the ugliness, but unfortunately you are one hundred and one ugly!
Honey, give me your phone number.
? How did you hurt your head? Well, yesterday I read a poem downstairs in Xiaohong's house all night, and then I said? Honey, can you give me your phone number? She gave me their home phone number. ?
Chicken head, are you in the pigsty?
My surname is Zhu, the computer room of the management unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: Sir Chicken, are you in the pigsty? I was yelling at that guy.
In love
Girlfriend: We will respect each other in the future, and I won't scold you, so don't hit me, okay? Boyfriend:? I agree. But if you scold me again, I'll kill you! ? Girlfriend is angry: grass mud horse, touch me and try!
Children's shoes for writing papers can't afford to be hurt.
The most painful thing in the world is not to write a paper, but to write even if you know it is rubbish. What is more painful than this is that you can't even write a rubbish paper. . .
Husband, wife and son
The young couple shared a bed with their son. In the middle of the night, the couple secretly made out and suddenly found that their son was gone! After searching for a long time, it turned out that my son was hiding behind the door with his knees. Husband and wife shouted:? Come back quickly, there is wind behind the door, and the son said angrily, don't lie, there is wind under the bed! ?
It's not my fault.
In the football match, the referee was injured by a cow and the Football Association held a hearing. Why don't you obey the referee? The cow said:? It is not that I am irrational, but that guy gave me a red card. ?
It's sheer nonsense
Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs so that we can talk about you later. Everything is fucking lungs talking.
Chasing boys
Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, will you be my boyfriend? Yes, I can. I'll find another way. ?
I want to be elegant
I took my teddy bear out to play yesterday. The dog can't pull in front of the dumplings. I looked down and realized that the goods were stepping on twenty dollars. Nima, is this the rhythm of refinement?
differentiate
What I want to do tomorrow after doing it today is my career; What you do today is tomorrow's career!
The new chairman
Two female employees are chatting at lunch. The new chairman is really handsome and well dressed. B: That's right. I'm still dressing quickly.
Drunk people
A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked, what's the matter? The drunk replied: I don't know, I just arrived!
There is a long line in the toilet.
There is a long line in front of the toilet. A gentleman: I can't hold it any longer. Can you let me in first? The person in front clenched his fist and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: damn, you can at least talk!
Can cows smoke?
Two farm children are chatting. A suddenly asked: Does your cow smoke? Are you out of your mind? How can cows smoke? Oh, well, maybe your cowshed is on fire.
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