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A pen of more than ten yuan suddenly disappeared at the end of school. Why?
This afternoon, when I first arrived at school, I saw the pen lying quietly on the desk. Now I was about to use it, but it was gone!
My pen is my favorite thing, because it is a birthday present from my father. I anxiously rummaged through the things on the desktop, the schoolbag and the ground, but there was still no sign of the pen. I gasped in my heart. Did someone steal my pen?
The biggest suspect is my deskmate Zhang Ze. It is not said that people who don't study well often have many bad habits. He is closest to me. Stealing is a piece of cake. When I turned to observe Zhang Ze, he didn't look natural today. His ass always couldn't sit still, making the stool creak. Did he really steal it?
So I stopped hesitating. I asked him seriously, "My pen is missing. Are you kidding me and hiding it? " He paused, and then shouted, "Me? Joke! I am an honest man, how can I joke with you like this? Joke! Are you kidding! "
As the saying goes, the more I listen to him, the more skeptical I am. "Are you sure you don't want to?" I kept asking.
"Absolutely not!" He said firmly. "Why don't you look at my schoolbag?"
I was dubious, but for my pen, I crustily skin of head and went through his schoolbag with him.
"You see, this is my pen, not yours. I forgot it somewhere. " I looked in the direction he pointed, didn't I? There is also an inconspicuous schoolbag.
In the end, everything was turned upside down and no trace was found.
"Look! You didn't believe me when I said I didn't hide your pen. " There was a trace of displeasure on his face. At this time, I felt that I was really out of line and quickly said, "I'm sorry!" "
Then I asked many people around me, and they all said no. Did my pen run away with long legs? My nose hurts a little.
When Zhang Ze saw this scene, he felt that the problem must be with me, but I didn't pay attention to it and advised me not to worry. He began to help me find it, and sure enough, he found it in the corner of my desk drawer. At this moment, I remembered that I had accidentally put my pen there. Just now, when I was in a hurry, I looked elsewhere and forgot to look in the drawer!
At this time, he was a little proud and said to me happily: from the beginning, I thought you accidentally left your pen there. That's right. "Say that finish, he smiled and ran out to play.
Leaving me, I sat back in my seat awkwardly in the eyes of my classmates. What a good classmate! What a nice deskmate! I doubt others for no reason. I'm really ashamed. I hope I can find a breakthrough.
This storm left me with a profound lesson. When you encounter something in the future, you must be calm, analyze the reasons from yourself, don't imagine doubts out of thin air, and know how to respect others so that this ugly thing won't happen today.
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