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What did Jiang Xiaohua say when Tangmen was preparing to fly to Germany?
Xiaohua: "Jia is awake."
Tang door: "I know, aren't you taking care of him by his side?" What are you doing here? "
Xiaohua: "Because … because I have a lot to tell you."
Tang Men: "You idiot! You didn't come all the way here to tell me that you were going to give up a prince charming who loved you very much, but you chose a man with a glib mouth and a motorcycle, and then you gave up going to Germany, didn't you? "
Xiaohua: "Jia didn't want me, no one wanted me!" " "
Tangmen: "I don't believe it."
Xiaohua: "Because your transformation is a failure. Jia likes Jiang Xiaohua, who used to tell silly jokes naturally, rather than Jiang Xiaohua, who is prude and has no characteristics at all. You self-righteous fashionista turned me from a Christmas tree into a lady. What "smiling without saying a word" and "static force" are useless at all! Since Jia doesn't want me, don't you need to be responsible! Also said that you are going to Germany to run a new school, and you want to mislead others' children! "
Tang Men: "Is that what you want to say? If you have finished ... "
Xiaohua: "No, no, I said a bunch of stupid things. I really don't want to tell you this. I ... I actually wanted to tell you, don't go! Please stay and don't go! I want you to stay, don't go! I don't know if you really like me, and it doesn't matter if you don't answer me, because I have fallen in love with you! Maybe because I like being called' Christmas tree' by you, I fell in love with you. Even if you think I am bored and call me an idiot, it doesn't matter, because I am in love with you! Even if you want to go to Germany, I will wait for you because I love you very much. "
Tang Men: "You idiot, idiot, there is something wrong with your IQ. Do you think I won't go like this? Why don't you talk? "
Xiaohua said, Tangmen, I didn't ask you to stay, but can you feel it? Feel the power of silence you said, even if I didn't say anything, you will know how much I hate you leaving.
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