The wife asked her husband, what brand of joke is the sign on the car like a dung crawler?

Just being overtaken by a Ferrari, my wife asked, what car has a horse sign? I said, Ferrari. Wife: Where are the cows? Me: Lamborghini. Wife: Where's the dung fork? Me: Maserati.

Damn it! It seems that all the good cars are made by peasant brothers. ...

What about the bra? Mazda. What about the thong? Where are the seahorse underwear? Mercedes ...

Menstrual towel! That's a fucking Chevy ...

What about the three used condoms! Buick

What about those four useless ones! Your uncle drives an Audi.

Ask for adoption!