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It's time for lukas (I know English, but his pronunciation is similar to this, so I use this English-). Tonight is my first recording. I brought you a cold joke. I have been making this cold joke for five years. I basically laugh once after listening to it. I think you should have seen it all! I'll tell you what he said: the prince kissed the princess, and the prince became a mushroom princess with cloud legs. From then on, they lived a boring life in a pot. The joke goes like this. In the eyes of ordinary people, the prince is either a frog, a princess of the beast or Cinderella. It's beautiful anyway. Now they are all replaced with mushroom and cloud leg clay pot rice (clay pot rice is a kind of delicacy in Guangdong). Have you eaten? Anyway, I haven't eaten it, but it's still boring, even though I know it's nonsense. That is to say, have you been studying, for example, when the lights are turned off in the dormitory for a long time, suddenly someone can't sleep, and he tells you what you will do when you fall asleep? Then how do you respond to him? You know the answer. I'm pure anyway. I know this is nonsense, but I hope you will like it, because it is a rose green tea cake. I hope you will be happy. I'm Lucas, and I'm Xiao Xiao and Xiao Guang (Xiao Xiao and Xiao Guang have the same pronunciation. I really didn't catch his specific pronunciation. Thank you. Bye-bye (I am from Guangzhou-! Thank you)