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The drama script of the ugly princess in the sixth grade, please the great gods

People: King (King), Minister (Minister), Queen (Rear), Princess Camilla (Card), Maid Dusibela (Servant) and Prince Simon (West) Suit: Palace Hall with doors on both sides. There are seats for the king, queen and princess in the hall, with a bench on each side. The king sat on his throne and fell asleep with a handkerchief over his face. ) Voice-over: Here comes the minister! (Minister. The king woke up and picked up the handkerchief on his face. What's the matter, Wang (leans over and sits up a little)? What's the trouble again? I'm still the same old question, your majesty Wang Oh, go ahead. Your Majesty, Prince Simon has come to propose to the princess. As far as I know, he doesn't know, he doesn't know ... Wang, you mean he doesn't know what the princess looks like ... Yes, your majesty. The beauty of the princess is covered up, in fact, the princess's heart is very beautiful. My dear pastor, what we are talking about now is not the soul, but marriage. Of course, Princess Camilla is the kindest person in our kingdom. (On the queen's throne, the king gets up and the minister bows. You mean after Camilla (excitedly)? (Sit down) Wang (Return to the throne) Yes, dear. What about Simon (to the minister)? Your highness, we haven't found his details yet. But I dare tell him how excellent your highness's personality and temperament are ... after that, she still can't get married ... (princess. She is young, happy and healthy, but not beautiful. Oh, talking about national affairs? I'm sorry, Camilla Wang, don't go. Can I go down now? Camilla Wang, I want to talk to you seriously about marriage. Card. Yes, father. Wang: Your mother and I have a little plan about your maid Duqibera. Cardus Bella? Wang is her. Let dusibela dress up as you. Pretend to be my card? This is not good. Wang has nothing to do with it. He designed a harmless scam and immediately held a wedding. According to the wedding custom, the bride should wear a veil and give the groom a surprise after the wedding. (Card shakes his head. Voice-over: Duchibela, the maid! All right, Camilla, now go back to your room. (The Queen brings Camilla down. Duchibela She was beautiful, but she didn't say anything. ) Did Her Royal Highness tell you about letting you play the princess? The servant mentioned, hello, your majesty, Wang. I'll take you where you should go and wait for Prince Simon to come. Prince Simon strolled over, sat down on the bench and let out a long sigh. Princess Camilla, go. Hello, Lucy! Card (very surprised) Who are you? How did you get here? Lucy: My name is Carlo. I am a servant of Prince Simon. I guess you must be Princess Camilla's maid! Kahn. (Sitting on the left half of the bench) So, do you know that Prince Simon has come to propose to Princess Camilla? Card. Of course. The noise of the west suspension bridge is really loud! I couldn't take it anymore, so I sneaked in. Kaka, how did you get here? Sean, there's only one way in. Climb the beech tree, swing it gently, and then grab the wall. Ka, you said you crossed the moat from a beech? How dangerous that is! Lucy: That's why I am so tired. I was so nervous just now. I wouldn't be nervous if I were you. Lucy, say it again. I must have misheard you. I'm not nervous at all, because it's a common occurrence for me, and I'm much lighter than you. Lucy: I always thought I was brave, at least five minutes ago, but now I can't. Ka, you are really brave. You came here successfully for the first time. Sack, you've been swinging here many times! Oh, no, I failed for the first time when I was a child. Lucy, are you saying that you fell? No, it fell into the moat. Lucy, can you swim? Of course the card will. I swam back to start over and finally swam for the third time. Lucy, you have to show it to me later. Oh, I want to show you. Lucy, you should teach me to swim first. I've heard of swimming, but never ... can't you swim? Lucy won't. Don't make a fuss, there are still many things I can't do. You can't swim, but you can swing on the beech tree! And you are much heavier than me! Who is braver? Or you (silent for a moment, suddenly laughing) Lucy, what are you laughing at? Oh, there is a joke about me. Lucy: I have one too. You tell me first, and I'll tell you later. Poker jokes are very secret. No one in the world knows except me and another woman. When I was born, one of my godmothers said that I would be beautiful in the future. Lucy, she is absolutely right. Kaka, I have grown up. I am ordinary. Later, my godmother said that only when I met the real Prince Charming would I become beautiful. Why is this? Because Prince Charming can see my beauty, my godmother said that the most precious thing in this world is self-confidence, and the most terrible thing is being complimented. A simple appearance helps to cultivate a beautiful mind. In my opinion, you ... you are the most beautiful woman in the world. Ka, have I met the prince charming in my heart? Lucy: I really love you very much. I hope I can hold a wedding with you today. But before discussing marriage, you must tell your jokes. Sina, okay, listen. Prince Simon looks ordinary. He was afraid of being laughed at by the princess, so he let a servant pretend to be a prince and finally changed back at the critical moment. Ka, how did they arrange this scene? Prince Xi will wear armor at the wedding without even taking off his helmet. Card (laughing excitedly) Hey, that's great! Isn't Lucy great? This is not funny. Why do you always laugh? Oh, this is another secret. Sina, I also have another secret. Card, you go first this time. Nishi ... Actually, I'm not Carlo! I'm Simon ... Hey, why don't you pass out or ... Why does it have to be like this? Many similar things are recorded in the history books. Lucy: Really? I have never read history. Card, now let me tell my secret. As Princess Camilla is generally considered unattractive, the king and queen arranged a maid for her blind date. As for Camilla, I can only say that she is a maid. Lucy: So, you are Princess Camilla? Card. Yes At this time, your servant is expressing his sincere love to my maid Duchibela! Lucy, you are the most beautiful, kind, honest and lovely woman in the world. You are so brave. Cut (laughs) Simon! Lucy (laughs) Camilla! (Hearing someone talking outside) Camilla, see you when the veil is lifted. Casimon, I'll see you when you take off your helmet. (under the prince and princess. The end of the play