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What's the name of Rhapsody in July?

The name of Rhapsody in July is Playboy. This is a joke, the full text is as follows:

I went to eat, looked at the menu and didn't know what to order. Suddenly I saw a dish called Rhapsody in July, which was not expensive either.

On second thought, the woman is 40 (tofu residue), so I want to see what rhapsody in July is. The waiter serves: "Rhapsody in July, please enjoy it!"

Look carefully, grandma is a bear's ... playboy!

A successful man:

3 years old, do not pee pants;

5 years old, can eat by himself;

18 years old, able to drive by himself;

20 years old, with a girlfriend;

30 years old, rich;

40 years old, rich;

50 years old and still have money;

60 years old and has a girlfriend;

At the age of 70, I can still drive by myself;

At the age of 80, I can still eat by myself; .

At the age of 90, I still don't pee my pants;

100 years old, not yet hung on the wall;

300 years old, still hanging on the wall.