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What's the name of Rhapsody in July?
I went to eat, looked at the menu and didn't know what to order. Suddenly I saw a dish called Rhapsody in July, which was not expensive either.
On second thought, the woman is 40 (tofu residue), so I want to see what rhapsody in July is. The waiter serves: "Rhapsody in July, please enjoy it!"
Look carefully, grandma is a bear's ... playboy!
A successful man:
3 years old, do not pee pants;
5 years old, can eat by himself;
18 years old, able to drive by himself;
20 years old, with a girlfriend;
30 years old, rich;
40 years old, rich;
50 years old and still have money;
60 years old and has a girlfriend;
At the age of 70, I can still drive by myself;
At the age of 80, I can still eat by myself; .
At the age of 90, I still don't pee my pants;
100 years old, not yet hung on the wall;
300 years old, still hanging on the wall.
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