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Dad's joke about hiding private money

You are such a lovely child!

First of all, men and women are different. You know, most men are not as good at housekeeping as women, so it is absolutely wrong to leave the house to men. Fortunately, your family corrected this mistake in time.

Secondly, men are good at making money, but spending money is just as bad. Don't think that men who are not addicted to alcohol and tobacco have no spare money. Sometimes he eats or plays ball with his friends. Don't these cost money? Thousands of dollars is nothing, it's easy to spend, and you can't remember how it was spent. You ask dad, of course he doesn't know what's going on. Don't doubt my words, I have a husband myself. I always observe how my husband spends his money. There are more than 700 supermarkets at a time, and all the snacks bought are for me. How many times a month do you think thousands are enough for him to go to the supermarket? Now the price is more than 60 yuan for a packet of small walnuts, which is crazy. )

Third, mothers will tell their children stories about their youth, because women naturally like to talk, but men don't. They like to keep stories in their hearts and enjoy them. Don't guess if you don't tell.

Then, don't always say "that's my legacy". You should remember that no matter how much savings your parents have saved, it is the result of their joint efforts. Your property should not depend on your parents' efforts, but on your own efforts! You have to realize this slowly. It doesn't matter how much money your parents left. The key point is whether you have learned the necessary skills or valuable experience from their rich history. You have to fight for your life.

Finally, I suggest you and your mother stop worrying about those thousands of dollars. As you said, there is no shortage of money at home, and your father will certainly ignore those thousands of dollars, so how can he spend them unconsciously?

Take ten thousand steps back. If you can't stop him from saving money, why bother yourself? It is good to live well now.

Concentrate on your studies and don't worry about your parents. An adult joke sometimes makes children worry for a long time. Just like my husband once told me that he didn't look like his parents, so when he was a child, his parents said he was adopted. As a result, this joke actually bothered him for several years. Is it necessary for us to take your parents' words so seriously? Don't rock the boat unless your mother solemnly declares her doubts about your father on a formal occasion. She may be joking.