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A composition describing the reaction after listening to a joke

Everyone has awkward moments, and of course, I am no exception. I also had a lot of embarrassing moments. Below, I will tell you about the most influential embarrassing moment in memory! It was a Friday in my fourth grade, the last class before school started. Because it is Friday, my heart has already flown outside. After the teacher said a lot, school was finally over. I came to my senses and said to my deskmate, "What did the teacher just say?" After hearing this, the deskmate joked, "The teacher said that you have been doing well recently, and she asked you to go to her house for dinner at noon tomorrow." I believed it after listening to it, really thanked my deskmate and went home. The next day, at lunch, I went to my teacher's house by bike. After a while, I arrived. I came to the teacher's door and rang the doorbell. A little girl came out and opened the door, probably the teacher's daughter. I walked in and happened to meet the teacher eating. After seeing me, the teacher said doubtfully, "Promise, why did you come to the teacher's house today?" After listening to it, I said, "Teacher, don't you remember?" You let me go to your house for dinner in the last class on Friday! Actually, teacher, I usually get good grades, but you don't have to fly like that! "Hearing this, the teacher was speechless with a wry smile." Promise, I remember I didn't call you! "I'm just proud. You'll be out of school after I finish my homework!" I thought to myself: Oh, my deskmate must have cheated me. It's over. What a pity! I just said so much. What a pity! My face is as red as an apple. If there is a crack in the ground, I can't wait to get in. The teacher went on to say, "since I'm here, let's eat first and then go." Hearing this, I quickly declined: "No, no, I'm going home to eat. Goodbye, teacher! " Say that finish, he ran away by bike. You see, this is my embarrassing moment, and now I feel ashamed to think about it! More?

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An accidental incident made me really understand the meaning of the word "embarrassment", and I really felt what it was like to be embarrassed. ...

That time, in math class, xu teacher came in with a stack of papers in his hand. He went to the podium, handed out a stack of test papers and said something. I sit in the first row of the classroom because of my small congenital conditions. I was thinking about other things and didn't catch what xu teacher said. I thought it was xu teacher who asked me to hand out the test papers. I stood up in a daze, took the test paper and handed it out. When I walked to the monitor's seat, I saw the monitor laughing at me quietly, and then gently said to me, "Fa Ya, thank you for handing it out for me." I looked at the monitor blankly and remembered what xu teacher said just now. So he was sent by the monitor? I'm not the monitor! I turned to xu teacher at a loss. I saw xu teacher staring at me as if trying to say something. I'm so embarrassed that I don't know whether to continue handing out the test papers or return them to the monitor. I stood there staring blankly, and my face suddenly turned red. I just feel hot on my face. I wish there was a crack in the ground so that I could hide in it ... Hey, it's all my fault! If you don't concentrate in class, it's really embarrassing this time. ...

Through this incident, I realized "embarrassment" and realized that I must not be distracted in class!

Once, I went for a walk in the park. The park is full of flowers and plants, and the scenery is very beautiful.

I saw a colorful and sparkling flower, and my eyes were completely fascinated by it. Suddenly, an idea flashed through my mind. So, I looked at all the colorful flowers in the whole park, but I didn't find a flower exactly like the one I just saw. I muttered something in my heart and thought, "This flower can't be a treasure! Then if I take it home, my mother will definitely praise me for picking a' big treasure'. It's amazing! " Just when I was thinking repeatedly whether to pick it or not, the first time I saw the idea of that flower flashed through my mind, and I immediately made up my mind to pick it. But just as I was about to reach for it, an old lady who was cleaning here said something that made me unforgettable:

"son! Do you want to keep this beautiful and noble flower for yourself? But do you know that farmers have worked hard to cultivate this flower? Because it is flawless, many people choose it. Now there is only one flower left. Pick it and it will be extinct. So, how do people who come to the park appreciate it? You can't be so selfish! You think it is a "treasure", but I think it is better than a treasure because it has only one. Do you still have a heart to pick? " I immediately took back my hand that stretched out to pick flowers and shook my head with my head down, because the scene at that time was so embarrassing.

In fact, our first reaction to every admirable thing should not be to take it for ourselves, but to let others share its charm and make others feel happy, which is better than our own happiness!

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Write a composition to make a fool of yourself. Whenever the teacher announces that a classmate's composition has won an award, and whenever the classmates cast their envious eyes on the "king of art", I am envious. You know how much I want to show myself in front of my classmates! Well, the opportunity has finally come. Recently, my sister and I learned a few English words, and now we can shine in class.

This afternoon, I walked into the classroom and saw "top students in mathematics" wrapped on the blackboard to give students questions. I see it in my eyes and don't accept it in my heart! Well, isn't math better? What's the big deal? I threw my schoolbag on the table, dashed to the podium, clapped my hands on the podium and said loudly, "Students, look at mine!" " "I picked up the chalk and wrote" I'm sorry "on the blackboard." Students, what does this English word mean? "I asked proudly.

The quiet classroom suddenly became noisy, and many students whispered, "Why, this Zhu Jiayin still has this skill ..." "Amazing, he knows English!" Listening to a series of praises from my classmates, I am even more proud. I glanced at the "top student in mathematics" and was dumbfounded when I saw her. Needless to say, the "king of fine arts" and "master of sports" must be envious at this time. I looked around the classroom and said slowly, "I don't understand such simple English ..." At this time, I was like a knowledgeable professor.

Suddenly, the "little" Liu Bing of the first group stood up. He usually doesn't like to talk in class, and his grades are not famous. "Can he speak English?" I muttered to myself. I saw Liu Bing say softly, "I'm sorry, does that mean' I'm sorry'?" I nodded reluctantly. Suddenly, there were waves of warm applause in the classroom. Liu Bing went to the blackboard, picked up the chalk and wrote the English word "banana" on the blackboard. He blushed and asked me, "What does this mean?" What, he really tested me? It seems that I can't step down. What are we doing? Don't lose face! I carefully looked at the words on the blackboard, and suddenly remembered that my sister had taught me that the words of books were a bit like them, so I replied smoothly, "The meaning of' book'." Hearing this, Liu Bing couldn't help laughing, and so did his classmates.

What, am I really wrong? The laughter at this time is like a fine needle stuck in my heart, and I feel terrible. "Look, class." As he spoke, Liu Bing wrote the meaning of banana on the blackboard and wrote the book in English. After I saw it, my face burned, and my classmates laughed even louder and applauded like thunder. At this time, I really want to become a bug and fly away ... Alas, I want to be praised, but I am embarrassed. Vanity hurts me.

I will never forget it, because it taught me such a profound lesson.

I hope to adopt it.

Oh, I made a fool of myself. Today, I made a big mistake. In class, the teacher told the 39th story of A Dream of Red Mansions, "Granny Liu talks nonsense, but her loving brother has to get to the bottom of it". The story of this paragraph goes like this:

Grandma Liu from the village came to Jia's house, and everyone made great preparations, watching the old ladies and maids sweep the leaves, clean the tables and chairs, and prepare tea and wine utensils. Fenger took several keys and said, "Our grandmother said that the height outside is not enough, so it is better to open the building and tear it down for a day." Grandma should come in person because she is talking to her wife. Ask grandma to open it and bring someone to move it. Li told Suyun to get the key, and told the old lady to go out and call some pages at the second gate. "。 Li stood downstairs in the Grand View and looked up. Today, people opened a brocade pavilion and carried it down one by one. page ...

Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly, "Lao Liu, you eat like a cow." Eat an old sow and don't look up. " I drum my cheeks and don't talk. First, everyone was speechless. Later, when I heard it, I laughed. Shi Xiangyun didn't hold up, and a mouthful of rice gushed out. Lin Daiyu laughed out of breath. ...

At this time, I was drinking water. After listening to the teacher read this passage, I couldn't help spitting it out. In front of me, Zhou fell down and laughed, and Li Biao ran away. Take the curtain to block it, and the other students laugh more heartily. Some are laughing on the wall, and some are patting the table. Today, I made a fool of myself.

How to write a composition about making a fool of yourself? I made a fool of myself when I was a child. Do you want to know my experience? Please look down patiently.

Make a fool of yourself for the first time: Why did I make a fool of myself? There were too many people in the vegetable market.

Speaking of the vegetable market, I really hate it. But in order to buy my favorite pieces of meat, I had to "sacrifice heroically" (is it too exaggerated). As soon as I walked into the vegetable market, I felt as if I smelled the meat slices, soft and faint ... just as I was intoxicated, I suddenly felt something was wrong: where is dad? Under the scanning of my 360-degree eyes, I found a man whose back is very similar to my father. So I immediately went over (almost trotted) and said to the man I thought was my father, "Dad, buy me some meat slices! The man turned around and said, God, should I wear a pair of glasses with a hundred degrees? Isn't that my father It's a pity ... I can only dress up innocently and face people's equally puzzled eyes with a puzzled face. It doesn't matter what happened later, but it set a precedent for my record of making a fool of myself, which led me to make a fool of myself again and again.

Make a fool of yourself for the second time: I made a fool of myself again: I was so excited.

I hate stew very much. Once, my mother brought me a bowl of stew. In my little memory, all stews contain meat. So I shouted, "I don't eat meat, I don't eat meat, I don't eat meat ..." (Note: infinite cycle) The sound was earth-shattering and made people on the first floor complain. When I shouted enough, I found the whole family.

Of course, there are still many ugly things I have done, so I won't give examples one by one. After all, "wash your dirty linen in public". I really don't know why the ugly god loves to visit me so much. I suffer from making a fool of myself. I hope I can grow up next time and don't face embarrassment again.

Make a fool of yourself-wonderful composition, 500 words ordinary and wonderful.

I once heard my classmate complain: "Life is like a cup of boiled water, so monotonous." In fact, what I want to say is that as long as you add some seasoning to the boiled water, you can taste the wonderful life!

Look, a group of boys are playing football on the playground. They run like horses, sweating happily, and they have a good relationship. They also brazenly call themselves names: Ronaldo, Pele and Diego Maradona. ...

I saw the ball at Bailey's feet, and he didn't hesitate to volley. The ball went in, but the shoes on his feet were also thrown out. "Ha ha ha ..." Everyone laughed. Angry and annoyed, Bailey pointed to grinning diego maradona and said, "Didn't you dump a dog last time? Why don't you laugh at me when you haven't dropped the ointment on your foot? " Laughter echoed on the playground. ...

Look, are there some white flowers on Magnolia grandiflora beside the playground? Grandfather Magnolia grandiflora, a hundred years old, supported them with dark arms. They were all pure white and graceful. I scrutinized his rough trunk, curved shape, dark green leaves and a thick layer of dead leaves piled up at the roots. You look like a weather-beaten old man! After so many vicissitudes, so many difficulties and obstacles, it is still fearless. Although the wind roared past its body and the heavy rain raged and eroded every inch of its skin, it still stood like a giant. Well done! A feeling of admiration rose from my heart.

Listen, there is a neat sound of reading in the classroom. The students read so intently and seriously that the teacher gives them a favorable look from time to time. The birds outside the window are chirping and flying excitedly, as if to join them! Lang Lang's reading sound is intertwined with the singing of birds, composing a beautiful "Song of the Morning".

Ordinary life, ordinary us, can also create a beautiful world, can't we?

The taste of making a fool of yourself in 800-word composition? April 1 is another April fool's day. No sooner had I got to physical education class than I flew upstairs and went back to the classroom. As it happens, my deskmate is also in the seat, drinking water with relish. I rolled my eyes and frowned, and a "bad idea" came into my mind.

I suddenly pushed my deskmate away and said with a smile, "What, are you in a daze or drinking water?" Now there is a game called' Bet'. "I'm a little confused." The rule of the game is that if the next girl walks in, you must do something for me. "If it is a boy, the situation is just the opposite. Do you agree? " He nodded.

As soon as the voice fell, I heard a girl's voice, ecstatic, thinking that "heaven has eyes." "You lost" was about to export when suddenly a football flew in and a boy walked in leisurely. The deskmate immediately jumped up with joy: "You have to help me!" "Hate, make my boy happy, but don't understand my difficulties. I was a little angry and stubbornly walked up to him and left a sentence: "You are not welcome at all!" " "He is very confused.

"Low-carbon life" in the climate conference at the end of 2009 is a new concept, but it raises an old problem of world sustainable development, which reflects the concern for the future caused by climate change, and the world consensus on this issue is increasing day by day.

At present, the mainstream view holds that excessive carbon emissions leading to climate change occur in the process of human production and consumption. To reduce carbon emissions, some consumption and production activities should be optimized and restrained accordingly. The author believes that the main idea of the mainstream and consensus "low-carbon life" can be summarized as "eat, live, travel and use moderately, do not waste, and exercise more". If China traditional culture is used to explain the main connotation of this concept, it can be further simplified as "thrift".

The concept of "low-carbon life" focuses on the future of mankind. In recent hundreds of years, the industrialization process marked by a large number of ore energy consumption and a large number of carbon emissions has made developed countries far ahead of developing countries in carbon emissions. Of course, it is this industrialization process that makes developed countries lead other countries in science and technology, and also makes their production and lifestyle accustomed to the "high carbon" model for a long time, forming a global "model", which eventually leads to their own and the world being kidnapped by "high carbon". After the first oil crisis, and then after climate change became a problem, developed countries suddenly realized the concept of high energy consumption mode and "low-carbon life" and gained new understanding. Although some scholars still have different views on the causes of climate change, the concept of "low-carbon life" is at least in line with the prudent principle of "preparing for a rainy day" and the psychology and ideal of pursuing perfection, so it is better to believe what it has than not, and the concept of "low-carbon life" is gradually accepted by all countries in the world.

My mother can't read pinyin very accurately. Sometimes my mother speaks to me with inaccurate pronunciation, which makes me unable to understand my mother's words, especially when my mother reported me for dictation: at that time, my mother read accurate and accurate as "Zun", which always puzzled me. What is "respect"? We haven't learned this word yet, have we?

I always thought my pronunciation was more accurate, but I made a fool of myself that time because my pronunciation was not accurate!

One day at noon, mom and dad couldn't go home for dinner. My mother asked me to go there to have dinner with her. After lunch, I began to write our Chinese teacher's homework, which was assigned to us at noon today. My mother and her colleagues, after finishing their work, did nothing and played the game of "80 minutes". At this time, I finished my homework and was having a rest. When I saw my mother playing with them, I ran to join in the fun.

After a while, my mother made a mistake with the card. She cried and said, "Oh, how can you catch it?" I have a pair of hooks here! This time, I will lose! "Her colleague smiled and said to her mother," Regret! ""I smiled and said to my mother, "Mom, are you in a daze now?" In fact, I have seen this idiom, but I don't know how to pronounce "Cheng" in this idiom. However, the last time I read a word I didn't know, I got it right. Now, can I pronounce half of this word correctly? Half a word belongs to Tang. So, I read the word "Tang". Mother and her colleagues laughed at once. I was confused by them. What are you laughing at? My mother said to me, "This idiom is jaw-dropping, but it is also jaw-dropping if you don't read it." I bowed my head in embarrassment. I didn't expect that. I read it wrong. I am really a little embarrassed! My mother said to me, "you must have read half of this word!" Read half a word, a thousand mistakes a day! "

I will never mispronounce words again!

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