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An unforgettable thing in the composition of the Spring Festival
In my memory, the Spring Festival is the most lively festival. Whenever I think of the Spring Festival, I will think of the scene where my father and I set off firecrackers last Spring Festival.
I remember years ago, adults were busy buying new year's goods, and my mother bought food, Spring Festival couplets, jiaozi. Our children are not as busy as adults. On New Year's Eve, my mother asked me to post Spring Festival couplets with my father, and my father suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to buy firecrackers. My father and I decided to go downstairs to buy firecrackers together and came to the stall selling firecrackers. There are so many kinds of firecrackers! There are cupolas, rotating guns, barbed fireworks, wrestling guns, fireworks, black spider guns and big thunder. . . . . . Anyway, all kinds of firecrackers can't be put off. Dad bought me a relatively safe throwing gun and fireworks display, as well as crackling firecrackers and sky cannons, also known as tap dancing, colorful fireworks display. Walking on the road, I couldn't help throwing a few guns on the ground. The cannon fell to the ground and snapped, which made me feel very funny.
At noon, I heard deafening firecrackers. Dad also took out the firecrackers we bought. When I lit the fire, I only heard firecrackers ringing in the sky and the whole floor echoed with firecrackers. I hid in the distance and covered my ears. I didn't dare to look closely until the firecrackers ended. Then, my father took out a tap dance, held it in his hand, lit a fire, and only heard a whoosh. Kick kicked into the sky like a small rocket, and then exploded. I clap my hands happily. Is this the principle that a real rocket is launched into the sky?
At night, the whole city is brightly lit and colorful fireworks shine in the sky. I lit a fireworks, and the fireworks gave off dazzling sparks. I waved, and the fireworks danced with my arms, drawing a shining halo. Then, dad began to set off the most beautiful fireworks. When the fire is lit, colorful colored balls rush into the sky from the fireworks tube. They are colorful and beautiful. At the end, there was only a bang, and a black smoke came out from behind the bucket. My mother and I were shocked to see my father's hands and face blackened. Seeing my father like this, my mother and I both laughed our heads off. Dad smiled and said, "It's all caused by inferior guns. You must pay attention to safety when setting off firecrackers in the future. Stop selling inferior guns! " "
I really like this New Year's Eve. This is my happiest Spring Festival.
Happy New Year!
In my day-to-day expectation, the New Year finally arrived, and people suddenly became busy. Fireworks stalls have also come out to do business, and the streets are boiling.
This night, from time to time, several families will light fireworks and put them into the sky; Sometimes a few naughty children join in the fun and throw their guns on the ground, causing the earth to scream in pain. Every household turns on the light and someone is watching TV; Some people are having a party.
Rice; Others hold family concerts at home. The sky is full of colorful sparks, and the ground is full of Qian Qian lights.
I told jokes and stories with several old classmates, and a poem suddenly popped up in my mind: firecrackers are one year old, and the spring breeze enters Tu Su from send warm. Thousands of families always trade new peaches for old ones. Yes, in the noisy firecrackers, I sent away the unforgettable old year; How many warm spring breeze brings a new year to the smiling people. We are one year older, and every household has opened the doors and windows to let the bright sunshine shine into the house on the first day of the new year. In this firecracker, is it not mixed with loud gongs and drums and cheerful instrumental music, and is it not filled with hearty laughter?
I am one year older and should be more sensible. Amid mother's voice and firecrackers, we ushered in the biggest festival in China-Spring Festival. Everyone is beaming, hanging red lanterns and posting red Spring Festival couplets. They are very busy. ...
The first day of the first month is another happy day.
I used to be the last person to get up, but today I won the first place, because I really want to smell the firecrackers. Strings of firecrackers are lit in people's hands, and the sound is really loud, splashing everywhere, as if to send every blessing to thousands of households. The firecrackers continued and crackled. After dinner, I invited some friends to play together. Firecrackers lit in the street produce beautiful flowers on the ground, very beautiful. The pocket money given by my parents is in my bag, let alone how happy I am. Today's birds also come out to join in the fun, and probably they are also very happy.
The street is really a street, with everything to play and eat. Most of the people I see are children. I took a look and counted the spicy food stall as the best business.
How about going somewhere else? I stopped again in front of the booth of a stationery store. There are all kinds of interesting things: airplane models, binoculars, electric cars ... all of them are interesting things. I find the most popular things are those fun things.
In other places, I also saw some selling balloons, pistols, skipping rope, some selling snacks, snacks, fruits, clothes and food. It's amazing. After playing all morning, I will visit relatives and friends for the Spring Festival in the afternoon, which is undoubtedly a happy thing. At night, every household is brightly lit, and every household dresses up the house in a unique way, each with its own personality. They put the new year's goods they bought all over the floor. How to paste the bought New Year pictures depends on your own style and preferences. Some are posting, some are posting backwards, and some are posting askew, each with its own merits. People have already prepared all the dishes they bought, and only when the Spring Festival comes can they have a good meal. Every household has firecrackers, and people put on new clothes to welcome the New Year. Before the Spring Festival, when people go out, if they meet good friends, they always say, "Go to the streets!" " What a wonderful time today! It's really pleasing to the eye. It's delicious, and it's delicious. The luckiest are the vendors, but business is booming today!
Some relatives and friends got together, sipping wine and delicacies and saying some happy words. The happiest thing is that we can save a lot of lucky money and then go shopping to buy many interesting things, such as cars, four-wheel drive cars, toy guns, football and so on. And we can make a lot of money as long as our mouths are sweeter and we say more blessings!
People have been playing until late at night, chewing delicious fruit in their mouths and putting firecrackers and fireworks in their hands ... adults and children are singing and dancing and having a good time.
I hope that children all over the country will have a happy New Year today and have no worries, but don't "play with things".
Dad has done so much for me. I want to study hard and win glory for my motherland when I grow up. Three generations of gentlemen. I will not live up to the painstaking efforts of my parents and teachers.
In addition to firecrackers, we ushered in another new year in the cheerful cheers of everyone.
The new year is coming, and I want to change my bad habits in this new year. First of all, I want to change my bad habit of carelessness, because I am careless, I can't find anything, and sometimes I lose things. More importantly, I am impetuous. For this reason, I didn't do well in the previous exam. I can change myself in the new year. I am no longer my old self.
Some time before the Chinese New Year, our whole family sat together, ate, watched TV and enjoyed the family happiness. Slowly waiting for the arrival of the new year, the whole family watched the Spring Festival party together. At the party, some people admired and some were amazed. Before you know it, the New Year is coming. It's time to grow up again
12 o'clock arrived, and my uncle and I walked to the path with fireworks. My uncle and I couldn't wait to light the fireworks. Fireworks whizzed into the sky, and beautiful flowers bloomed in the sky. And the sound of fireworks around has become a sound. At this time, some fireworks flew into the blue sky. There are meteors in the sky, some like big watermelons, and some like stars in the sky. . . . . .
The old year has passed, and we have ushered in a new year. In the new year, we should forget our troubles, change ourselves and make ourselves better than the old year.
Spring Festival-Setting off firecrackers
During the Spring Festival, the streets are crowded with people, and men, women and children are smiling and enjoying the festival. Firecrackers make a thunderous sound overhead, and fireworks are blooming in the sky, including red, green, yellow and purple … really colorful!
During the Spring Festival, everyone is beaming, hanging red lanterns and pasting red Spring Festival couplets. They are very busy ... the Spring Festival is really lively!
On New Year's Eve, my two cousins and I stayed at my uncle's house. Because my uncle bought a long string of firecrackers and many big salutes, we all stayed at my uncle's house, because we really wanted to smell the fragrant firecrackers. After dinner, adults are watching the Spring Festival Gala, and my brothers and I are playing games. In the afternoon 12, I heard the sound of "whoosh, bang, bang" outside. At first glance, there are all kinds of fireworks everywhere in the southeast and northwest. Fireworks of different shapes are blooming in the sky, welcoming the arrival of the New Year like spring flowers. My uncle said we should set off firecrackers, too. We dismantled a long string of firecrackers and left them at the gate. After my uncle told us to get out of here, we lit firecrackers, and the deafening firecrackers rang. My uncle took us to the platform on the third floor again. There are already four barrels of big salute on the platform. My uncle and one of us are holding lighters. One, two, three, let's light the salute together. "Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh" is accompanied by four crisp voices. Fireworks first dragged a beautiful long tail in the air and rose to the sky. Then there were four dull explosions of "bang, bang, bang, bang", and fireworks bloomed in the air. Some are like blooming chrysanthemums; Some are like a group of colorful swords, stabbing the sky; Some flower heads are pink and flower tails are silver; Some are like a group of little stars, which slowly turn into colorful lines and slowly fall down; Some fly to the sky like colorful flowers, like fairy scattered flowers. Colorful fireworks compete in the sky. The sky suddenly turned into a big garden. When every fireworks blooms, we will give a surprise cheer. We danced around colorful fireworks, and our happy mood was as warm and colorful as fireworks!
In my memory, the Spring Festival is the most lively festival. Whenever I think of the Spring Festival, I will think of the scene where my father and I set off firecrackers last Spring Festival.
I remember years ago, adults were busy buying new year's goods, and my mother bought food, Spring Festival couplets, jiaozi. Our children are not as busy as adults. On New Year's Eve, my mother asked me to post Spring Festival couplets with my father, and my father suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to buy firecrackers. My father and I decided to go downstairs to buy firecrackers together and came to the stall selling firecrackers. There are so many kinds of firecrackers! There are cupolas, rotating guns, barbed fireworks, wrestling guns, fireworks, black spider guns and big thunder. . . . . . Anyway, all kinds of firecrackers can't be put off. Dad bought me a relatively safe throwing gun and fireworks display, as well as crackling firecrackers and sky cannons, also known as tap dancing, colorful fireworks display. Walking on the road, I couldn't help throwing a few guns on the ground. The cannon fell to the ground and snapped, which made me feel very funny.
At noon, I heard deafening firecrackers. Dad also took out the firecrackers we bought. When I lit the fire, I only heard firecrackers ringing in the sky and the whole floor echoed with firecrackers. I hid in the distance and covered my ears. I didn't dare to look closely until the firecrackers ended. Then, my father took out a tap dance, held it in his hand, lit a fire, and only heard a whoosh. Kick kicked into the sky like a small rocket, and then exploded. I clap my hands happily. Is this the principle that a real rocket is launched into the sky?
At night, the whole city is brightly lit and colorful fireworks shine in the sky. I lit a fireworks, and the fireworks gave off dazzling sparks. I waved, and the fireworks danced with my arms, drawing a shining halo. Then, dad began to set off the most beautiful fireworks. When the fire is lit, colorful colored balls rush into the sky from the fireworks tube. They are colorful and beautiful. At the end, there was only a bang, and a black smoke came out from behind the bucket. My mother and I were shocked to see my father's hands and face blackened. Seeing my father like this, my mother and I both laughed our heads off. Dad smiled and said, "It's all caused by inferior guns. You must pay attention to safety when setting off firecrackers in the future. Stop selling inferior guns! " "
I really like this New Year's Eve. This is my happiest Spring Festival.
Setting off firecrackers is an indispensable part of the Spring Festival in my memory. Especially in childhood and adolescence, at that time, in Jinan, Quancheng, lightning whips or big Lei Zi were often used, and there were also two monkeys kicking or piercing the sky. Especially in the late 1960 s, because I didn't go to school and played at home in special periods, it was even crazier in the New Year.
At that time, setting off firecrackers after dinner was a grand festival for our group of playmates to celebrate the New Year. On New Year's Eve, just after work, I heard firecrackers downstairs. I went downstairs and saw Bao Xiao and his brother setting off firecrackers downstairs. They raised their whips and began to approach Lei Zi. I saw Bao Xiao's brother holding a lighted incense and reaching out to the big red Lei Zi. Bao Xiao and I covered our ears and couldn't help hiding behind. The fuse was lit and the planetesimals screamed. 1 s, 2 seconds ... 10 seconds passed, and big Lei Zi stayed motionless on the ground. "Hey, smelly fire?" Bao Xiao lost his temper and was about to go and have a look. "Don't move, it's dangerous!" The Bao Xiao brothers stopped him in time. Just then, Lei Zi, who was still motionless just now, exploded with a loud "coax" and the sound was deafening. I stood by, dumbfounded and broke out in a cold sweat.
Generally speaking, when we were young, we used a little pocket money from adults to buy firecrackers, so it is impossible to put a small whip often. In order to set off firecrackers every day in the New Year, I took apart the whole hanging small whip and put it one by one. After lighting it, I threw it into the night sky, and with a bang, the small flames flashed, which was quite enjoyable. It is better to have a long stream of water than to indulge in firecrackers. Therefore, I envy Bao Xiao and his brother for being able to put the expensive Lei Zi. At this time, Bao Xiao's brother seemed to see through my mind and said, "Gree, let one go!" "He put a beautiful red Lei Zi on the ground again." I dare not. "I slowly back. Bao Xiao said to me in a mocking tone, "Oh, why are you so timid? "! Why can't even let go of a big thunder? I'm coming! "I replied unconvinced:" Who said I dare not let go, then I will show it to you. " I said, and took the Bao Xiao elder brother handed me the incense. My little hands trembled, and I lit the formidable Lei Zi for the first time. The "coax" exploded, and the fire splashed everywhere, making our smiling faces red. Bao Xiao gave me a thumbs-up sign. Setting off firecrackers this time not only made me have fun, but also exercised my courage. After setting off firecrackers, I am not so nervous.
I still clearly remember buying firecrackers during the Spring Festival when I was young. It was in the late 1960s. Every holiday, I will go out with my friends to buy a lot of firecrackers to set off, to bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year. I remember that it was about one day in 1967 or 1968. At that time, I was still living in Jinan, Quancheng. I was thirteen or fourteen years old, and the Spring Festival was coming soon. I still let my friends go shopping to buy firecrackers. When they walked through several streets, they saw that every household was hung with lanterns and red couplets. Walking and walking, snowflakes are quietly floating in the sky. My friends and I are wearing military caps. Although it's a little cold, we can't afford firecrackers, as soon as possible.
We are going to the shop where we often buy firecrackers. "Hey, Bao Xiao, why don't you go to school?" It was my companion who met my classmate. Before Bao Xiao could answer, his tall classmates snatched the caps of Bao Xiao and me and ran away. At that time, wearing military uniforms and military hats was the most popular fashion at that time, and it was hard to find a military hat. "Bad guys, give us our hats back!" Bao Xiao shouted and ran after him, but he didn't wait for a while and came back in dismay. "Hey, I missed it. One day I will go to school to find him again! "
We walked barefoot to the shop selling firecrackers.
It was very cold, and the northwest wind kept blowing, which made us hurt all winter. But they didn't care so much. They braved the heavy snow and bought many firecrackers to go home.
On New Year's Eve, my neighbor Bao Xiao and I took out the firecrackers we bought and set them off. The adults at home also came out to watch the fun. Firecrackers rumbled and the flash dyed half the sky red. During the laughter, my mother suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear a hat and go bald?" "Ha ha, nothing, nothing, not cold!" I faltered. At this time, Bao Xiao's mother also found this problem.
After the new year started, Bao Xiao and I met the tall man who robbed us of our military caps on the football field. Wearing a military cap on his head, he looks handsome and free and easy, standing on the football under his feet in high spirits. "Oh, I'm sorry, last time two men robbed your service cap. I like military caps very much. Fortunately, your father is a soldier. It's easier for you to get a military cap again. Give me those two caps. However, I won't let you suffer. Look-"he said, and took out two red firecrackers from his pocket and handed them to me. "Here, here you are!"
On the night of Lantern Festival, Bao Xiao called the great man to our yard. Bao Xiao and I took out firecrackers sent by big shots, set off happy and lively festive scenes, and made us addicted to firecrackers.
It's not a big thing, but I still remember it vividly.
Setting off firecrackers has brought many beautiful and happy memories to my childhood and adolescence. Firecrackers are getting louder and louder. Every year on New Year's Eve, I eat jiaozi and watch the Spring Festival Gala. I will set off firecrackers in the yard with the elderly and children to bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year.
The most enjoyable thing in winter vacation is setting off firecrackers.
On New Year's Eve, I had just finished my New Year's Eve dinner at my grandmother's house, and my grandfather had already bought me firecrackers. I couldn't wait to pick up the fireworks stick and light it. Four gorgeous sparks are flying in front of my eyes. I waved the fireworks stick and let them dance, rotate and fly freely, like four fire dragons falling from the sky. I ran, jumped and cheered, and my grandfather watched quietly, giving a knowing laugh from time to time. I didn't have a good time after the fireworks. Grandpa began to teach me to light the "geostrophic" again, and the "geostrophic" gave off a green spark. After accelerating some roads, I suddenly took off in the sky (reprinted from the first model network, please keep this mark. ) Up and down, draw a green line. At this time. My uncle lit firecrackers, holding a bunch of firecrackers in one hand and a cigarette in the other. The firecrackers exploded. I quickly hid to one side, covering my ears and shouting, "Uncle, let go, or it will blow up." I saw my uncle unhurriedly throwing up the remaining small piece of firecrackers. With a loud noise, firecrackers exploded in the air. At this time, fireworks and firecrackers in every household began to ignite, the air suddenly filled with flowers, and the dark night sky was instantly illuminated. It is really "the fire tree and silver flowers will never stop, and the fireworks dance will welcome the new year."
Grandpa took my hand and felt the same way about this festive atmosphere. Winter vacation is really fun!
In the crackling firecrackers, the whole world celebrated and ushered in the new year. I'm wearing new clothes, eating Chinese New Year candy from adults in my mouth and holding a lot of lucky money in my hand. It's refreshing. During the Chinese New Year, everyone is immersed in the joy of setting off firecrackers. Seeing this, my disappointed little hand began to itch. So, my mother took me downstairs with a bunch of various firecrackers.
My mother and I came to a particularly quiet place to "enjoy" the beauty of firecrackers. I picked an extra-large gun, and my mother lit the lighter. A millimeter later, the gun lit. A security guard came over and said seriously, "We can't set off firecrackers here, we can only put them in the central square." My mother and I ran round and round, and finally came to a quiet place without security.
Bang, bang, bang ... "Ah, it's beautiful!" I pointed to my firecrackers and said to my mother. Golden fireworks fly down like water, which can be said to be "flying down three thousands of feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days." "Ha, look at the fireworks I put on!" Mom doesn't want to fall behind. At some point, a stream of fireworks emerged from the bottle, colorful and striking. I took the "magic whip" and danced the swan dance I invented there. Really beautiful! Mother lit a flower and butterflies flew everywhere, just like it was real. There was a loud noise behind me ..... and the rest of the content had to be logged in.
Whenever I see happy photos and programs of people celebrating the Spring Festival, I can't help but think of a "stupid thing" I did on the fifth day of this year.
The fifth day is also called "breaking the fifth", which means to send the New Year. Traditionally, jiaozi is eaten as a gift for the New Year, and jiaozi is packed with money, dates and sugar, six for each. It means: if you have money to eat jiaozi, you will get rich this year; If you eat jiaozi with dates, you will have good luck this year; Eat jiaozi with sugar, and this year's "sweet and sweet" family will live in harmony. 6 is an auspicious number. Although this is just people's expectation for the New Year, our family still inherits this tradition.
On the fifth night, we ate jiaozi to send the New Year. When my father ate the first jiaozi, he only heard a bang. When the first money was eaten by his father, he showed a smug smile. At this time, my mother followed my father's example and said, "Do you see anything in this jiaozi?" I thought: Mom always likes joking. Say confidently: "No!" As a result, my mother ate the first candy again. I am the only one who hasn't eaten yet! I'm anxious. In the end, I ate 20 jiaozi, only 3 sweets, my mother ate 25 jiaozi, 2 sweets from 4 yuan, and my father ate 30 jiaozi, 2 yuan/kloc-0 sweets and 3 dates. Now there is only 10 creature, and I don't want to lag behind, thinking: this 10 creature must be. I rubbed my stomach and ate two more jiaozi involuntarily, but I still didn't get jujube jiaozi. I looked at my parents. They have always been very competitive. They ate other dishes leisurely, as if they didn't care if I ate the remaining three dates. I don't care so much. I ate five more jiaozi, but I still didn't get jujube jiaozi. I began to wonder if they ate all the remaining three dates. I looked at their trophies. Are there many? At this time, they all came to clamp the three jiaozi. I watched their movements and thought: These last three dates must be in these three jiaozi! I quickly picked up chopsticks and picked up these three jiaozi to send to my mouth. When I took a bite, there was no date. At this time, my father smiled and said, "There is still a plate of jiaozi in the kitchen." I ran to the kitchen, and sure enough, there was a dish of jiaozi that I didn't make. I regret it. Just these three dates are not in the intersection of 10.
Whenever I think of this matter, I always remind myself that no matter what I do, I should consider everything and not act blindly.
Set off firecrackers on Friday, February 19. Tonight, my parents and I went downstairs to set off firecrackers. The firecrackers we set off first are jumping beads. Father lit the fuse of jumping ball with a lighter and rushed to our side. Bouncing beads were blown out like small bombs, jumping all over the floor, scratching, really beautiful! The second is Tianpao, which I put downstairs for the first time this year. My mother helped me light the fuse of the cannon. I raised my cannon with both hands and aimed it at the sky. "One fireworks, two fireworks ..." I have been counting. We watched a string of fireworks, and even Sister Moon was fascinated. Finally wipe the gun. I dare not let it go, so let my dad show me some first. Mom tried, too Finally, it was my turn. I took out an eraser and wiped it on a small piece of paper next to the box. No sparks. Dad asked me to try again. I feel horrible. Dad said, "Don't be afraid, you can do it!" " "I tried again and finally succeeded. I quickly threw the gun away. " Boom! "I'm glad the cannon exploded. Setting off firecrackers today is really fun. I must keep a diary when I go home.
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