Please give me an invincible joke, I’ve seen it before.

1. A male deer, it walked, faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!!!

2. Two Tomatoes were crossing the road, and a car was passing by. One of them couldn't dodge and was crushed. The other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed: Dig hahaha, ketchup...

3. The big bad wolf said: "I'm going to eat you!!!" Guess what happened?

In the end, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

. Is the dumpling a boy or a girl?

The answer is boys because the dumplings have foreskins

4. There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled: "Quack!" From then on, he turned into a cucumber!!

5. Matchstick suddenly felt My head was itchy, so I stretched out my hand to scratch it, and it burned me to death...

6. Once upon a time, there was a bird

He would pass by a corn field every day

But unfortunately

One day there was a fire in the corn field

All the corn turned into popcorn

The bird flies After the past...

I thought it was snowing, but it was so cold...

7. When will Taiwan want to be reunified?

When buying instant noodles

8. Asong and Abo chatted and told each other that time is not forgiving.

Asong: "Recalling my childhood, the happiest thing I ever had was Children's Day."

Abo: "After ten years, it's Youth Day."

< p>A Song: "In ten years it will be Father's Day."

Abo: "In a few decades it will be Old Man's Day."

A Song: "Again In a few decades."

Abo: "Qingming Festival"

9. Soldiers: "Thirsty...thirst..."

Cao Cao: "Everyone, hold on for a while! I have been to this place before, and I remember that there is a plum forest nearby. If you walk for a while, you may be there."

Soldiers: "Oh￣￣￣￣There are plums to eat￣￣ ￣Oh￣￣￣"

Half an hour later - Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition team found a lot of water sources!"

Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, did you hear that? ? Finally there is water to drink."

The soldiers: "If you don't go... you must find Meizi..." 10. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy?" Said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?"

11. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met on the street, why didn't they say hello? ( Assuming they can talk)

Because………………..

Because…………

Because they are not familiar with each other. ~~~~~~~~

12. Question: How to make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: Press it.

Reason: silence.

13. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and then asked him: "Tell me, where are you from? If you don't tell me, I will electrocute you!!!" This A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death...

He said: "I am from TV University!"

14. A: "I will take you to a place where all girls There was no place to wear a bra.

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B: “Really?” Where? Take me there quickly! ”

A: “The kindergarten is right next door!” ”

15. After a party, a group of animals rushed into a 7-11 convenience store to buy something. Because they were too noisy, they were beaten out by the store clerk, but the lamb was left alone in the store. What is this? Why?

The convenience store is open 24 hours a day...

16. The glass and the coffee cup were crossing the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!

The glass was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine.

The coffee cup has ears!

17. A horse said, our company is launching a grand launch. New product, Flattery No. 3, MP3 for short...

18. There are two types of people I hate the most:

The first is racial discrimination;

The second is Black people;

Three means you can’t count!

19. The most KB diary in the world

Old Bear was about to write a diary when he found that the diary was already there. After running out, he wanted to go out and buy another book to write, but it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. But he still got on his bicycle and searched for it on the dark street. After searching for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in before it closed. He liked the diary very much, so he asked the boss how much it cost.

The boss said in a very low voice: "This is imported, priced at 70 yuan..."

Old Xiong said: "It's so expensive, but I only brought 50 yuan with me.

The boss said: "It doesn't matter, just give me 50 yuan."

Old Xiong said happily: "Thank you, boss."

The boss said in a low and sinister voice: "When you buy it back, don't turn to the last page, otherwise something terrible will happen. Don't blame me for not warning you." ! "

Old Bear said: "Well, I know. "

Old Xiong bought the diary and took it home. He unpacked it and put it on the table in front of the window in the room. At this time, he wanted to take a bath first and then come out to write the diary...

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After taking a bath, Lao Xiong found that the window in front of the desk had been opened, and the wind blew open the diary page by page... When it was about to reach the last page, Lao Xiong stepped forward to stop it. But it was too late, the last page was blown open by the wind

What happened to KB... Old Bear screamed because he saw the last page written:

(Please pull down)

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Continue to pull...

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That’s it, I need to pull a little more at the end...

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The last page says - Price: 3 yuan

20. Once upon a time, there was a horse! It fell into the sea while running.

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So, it became a "sea horse"!

This horse's other horse friend went to find the horse that fell into the sea, but ended up falling into the river. . Later, he became a "hippopotamus".

The third horse was a white horse. It came to the city with chaotic traffic in order to find the two missing friends. >It was run over by several cars, causing several black stripes on its body.

As a result, it turned into a "zebra"

The fourth horse was looking for the front. Three companions, one day, it came to a factory and was transformed into an "iron horse".

But later, those horses still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all turned into "shaqi". "Horse" wreaked havoc, and all horses were spared, and it became a horseless world...

Then, a group of people couldn't help but say after seeing this joke: "Horse's ~It’s so cold.”

Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone compiled it into a lesson. We called it "Marseille Lesson"!

21. There were three brothers in the family. The eldest brother was called a hooligan, the second brother was called a kitchen knife, and the third brother was called trouble. One day, the third brother was lost. The eldest brother took the second brother to call the police. When they arrived at the police station, the eldest brother said: " I'm a gangster, I brought a kitchen knife here to cause trouble!"