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On Monday, Xiaoying handed in her homework. At noon, she was immediately called to the penalty station by the teacher and read "I dare not cheat the teacher in the future" for 500 times. Why? Why is this teacher so cruel to this fragile pupil? Let's see how her composition is written. ...

Sunday

Today is Sunday. Although we went to Ocean Park to play until 1 1 pm yesterday, we got up early today and went to Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruit, because my grandparents live in Taiping Mountain. At the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and began to climb the mountain. It took about 1 minute to reach the top of the mountain. The air at the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard.

Wow ... Grandpa's orchard is so big, many fruit trees are planted, including watermelon tree, strawberry tree and pineapple tree ... Because I am too young to climb trees, Grandpa climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to Dad, and Dad picked it up with one hand!

There are many fruits growing on the ground of the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc ... Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled them with his hands, removed the seeds and gave them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. Cousin also threw a coconut in my face, killing me!

After the fruit dinner, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain to play. We heard the teacher say that the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world.

Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I'm so sexy.

Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in hot springs. What a cold hot spring ~ Himalayas is really a good place.

Later my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw McDonald's near the top of the mountain. Cousin, you always borrow money from me!

When we were still shopping, we heard my mother calling us home in Taiping Mountain, so we had to leave reluctantly. Taiping Mountain and Himalayas are really interesting places, and we will ask our parents to take us to play in the future.

Dad said that if I won the first place in this exam, he would take me to Tokyo, Beijing and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing most because my cousin lives in Xijing.

She said that in fact, textbooks are deceptive. There is a mountain in Xijing that is higher than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb it. There is also a big night market and children's playground, as well as a clear stream.

I must study hard and let my father take me to these places to play.

Lecturer's comments:

The content is full of contradictions and extremely exaggerated. I don't know what to say, this is something I have never seen in more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention next time!

This time, the teacher asked for 600 words of travel notes. With the last experience, Xiaoying didn't dare to scribble any more, but actually wrote down the situation that her father took him to the animal and plant park on Sunday.

Sunday

This morning, my father took my family to the animal and plant park. Along the way, cicadas kept twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering, twittering. Making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making. Making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making. Making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making. Making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making, making. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep.

Lecturer's comments:

The content is true and can be changed, but the whole article uses more than 500 words of "zhi", which I have never seen in more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention next time!

The teacher did well this time, too, fearing that the students would scribble, and asked for 600 words of travel notes, but she wanted to mention her learning experience that day. Xiaoying and her mother carefully consulted the textbook after climbing the mountain, and finally found that one thing verified the knowledge of the textbook and happily wrote it down and gave it to the teacher.

Sunday

Today, my mother and I went climbing. When I get to the top of the mountain, my mother says there will be an echo on the quiet mountain. My brother and I tried to shout together, "How are you?" Sure enough, after about three seconds, I heard: hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you?

I haven't changed a word. I finally realized the sonic reflection in the textbook. What a meaningful day.

Lecturer's comments:

I am happy to learn from it, but I enjoy about 200 sentences of "How are you" in the whole article, which I have never seen in my teaching for more than 20 years. Please pay attention next time!

In other words, the teacher couldn't get used to Xiaoying's lazy composition and stopped writing travel notes. He thought about how to stimulate Xiaoying's writing potential, and then wrote another song: The Most Unforgettable Thing. Xiaoying thought hard with a pencil and finally wrote a book. After handing it over, he thought to himself, the teacher should not punish me any more, so he couldn't help laughing.

When I came home from school last Friday, I saw a lot of shit in front of my house. At that time, I ate a catty: "Who is so wicked to shit in front of my house?" I'll call my sister out at once. She ate a kilo. "What a heartless woman!" She said. So there is no standard! "My sister asked me to take a broom to sweep together. Mother came out to see it after knowing it, and ate a catty, crying and saying, "Evil! "Dad heard mom's cry and came out to have a look. He also ate a catty. " Who did this? "Mother Wang, the neighbor, just came back from shopping and ate a catty. Uncle Wang and Wang Xiaoming came out and ate a catty. In a short time, a dozen people gathered and everyone ate a catty. Finally, they dialed 1 19. After eating a catty, the firemen finally got rid of that shit. This is the most unforgettable thing.

Lecturer's comments:

If you make progress, you should pay attention to the typo, that is, "taken aback" rather than "ate a catty" There's always 20 kilograms of shit. Who has this ability?