Ask a cold joke, the colder the better.

1.。 When I was in junior high school, I was fascinated by martial arts novels. I was watching Jin Yong's "Eight Dragons" in class when the teacher found it and confiscated it, and then shouted: Give me all the other seven books.

2.。 I asked my mother, "Why do you need so many potatoes?"

My mother said, "Come on, did you forget to compete with pigs for potatoes when you were young?"

I was shocked and quickly stopped my mother: "Don't tell anyone about this."

My mother is very proud: "What are you afraid of? Have you forgotten that you won? "

3.。 The husband was very unhappy when he came home, and the wife asked with concern, "Did something go wrong?"

Husband: "I found 200 yuan money on the bus today."

Wife: "That should be happy!" "

Husband: "Another passenger saw it, too. I shared it with him ... "

Wife: "Then don't you still have 100 yuan?"

Husband: "I found out before I went home that the 200 yuan was actually lost by myself."